šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Turns out there were a lot of gay soldiers in the Confederacy & they were probably all boinking - Was J.E.B Stuart actually too busy with his gay orgies when he was MIA at Gettysburg? Probably not, but faggots gonna suggest it anyway!

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
L/A
IMG_2897.webp
Look at that goddamn flamboyant hat. Girl be flaunting!

We know there have always been queer people throughout history. But if we are to believe that fact, it means accepting an uncomfortable truth: not all of them were good!

As much as we would like to think that belonging to an oppressed group requires one to carry empathy for others, that’s not always the reality. Some gay people side with the oppressors, and actively fight on their behalf.

A publication called the Milwaukee Independent recently explored this phenomenon in regards to the Civil War, and the possible queer identities of Confederate Army leaders. Given the contemptuous attitudes about homosexuality in the 19th century, extracting any concrete clues about the queerness of Civil War figures is a challenge.

Adding to the difficulty, men from that era often wrote to their male friends in flowery and grandiloquent language, which we would now associate with romance.

Still, those obstacles haven’t stopped historians from trying. One Confederate figure known for his flamboyant flair was J.E.B. Stuart, a general who wore a ā€œred-lined gray capeā€ and his ā€œhat cocked to the side with an ostrich plume,ā€ along with a ā€œred flower in his lapel.ā€

Stuart’s ostentatious garb solidified his reputation as a ā€œGay Cavalier,ā€ though his peers thought he was trying to attract the female eye.

Riiiiight.

Stuart was ā€œfond of show and with much personal vanity, craving admiration in the parlor as well as on the field, with a taste for music and poetry and song, desiring as much the admiration of handsome women with full appreciation of his won well-won eminence,ā€ according to a description written by a member of Stonewall Jackson’s staff.

One of those ā€œhandsome womenā€ was Stuart’s wife, with whom he owned slaves. He died in 1864 at 31 years of age with his wife, Flora, by his side.

Five years ago, Stuart’s name was back in the news, when his statue was removed from a park in Richmond, Virginia.

Though nearly all commanders for the Confederate and Union armies were partnered, one notable bachelor was Richard S. Ewell, who curiously didn’t marry until late in life. Ewell eventually wed a friend of his from high school, who cared for him after his amputation in 1863.

While some reject attempts to glean the sexual identities of malevolent actors, the Milwaukee Independent argues the exercise helps construct a more complete historical picture.

ā€œThe exploration of sexuality [doesn’t] serve as an endorsement of the Confederate cause,ā€ the article says. ā€œRather, if it pushes the public to acknowledge that historical narratives are messy and filled with contradictions, it might serve an instructive purpose. LGBTQ+ history is broad and complicated, spanning every social class, race, and creed.ā€

With that in mind, it’s worth mentioning there were also probably queer figures on the Union side, including one very famous leader.

While we can’t definitively say Abraham Lincoln was gay, we’re pretty certain he shared his bed with men on multiple occasions. The documentary Lover Of Men: The Untold History Of Abraham Lincoln explores our 16th president’s bond with his close male companions.

Then again, as the doc explains, our world was much more homosocial back then. Men and women socialized separately, which meant it was more common for male relationships to be intimate and physical.

ā€œIn combing through Civil War battle records of Confederate and Union soldiers, I find, they were not only slaughtering one another–many were also loving one another,ā€ writes Reverend Irene Monroe in her 2016 retrospective, ā€œThe untold history of gay Civil War soldiers.ā€œ

Telling their stories helps broaden our understanding of history, and how queerness is interwoven in our nation’s fabric through the good and the bad.
IMG_2898.webp
It’s about the implication.
 
Reminder that the job of author Alex Reimer (lol x2) at Outsports was to write nonstop celebrity gossip about how such-and-such athlete might be homosexual. And despite what remains of the fanbase having zero interest in this, somehow Disney/ESPN, MSNBC, sports radio and others constantly featured this stuff.

Now he does the same thing at Queerty, just on a broader scale.

View attachment 7185079 View attachment 7185081

View attachment 7185084
Certainly helps explain why libshits and their faggot golems are so obsessed with the "um ackshually trannies fought in the american civil war" retardery. They were doing that nonstop during the Biden Regime.

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1402694556987101185
https://xcancel.com/CBSNews/status/1402694556987101185

Lyold "Raytheon Ape" Austin also claimed that trannies fought in the Revolutionary War and both World Wars.
1743960811276.png
 
Last edited:
The Civil War was fought over the right to buckbreak Nubian boy toys... this isn't exactly news
1743961206029.png

Swear to god, Buck Breaking was one of the finest concepts to ever be introduced to the general shitpost sphere, and has held up gloriously ever since its debut in 2021.
 
Watch as southerners begin demanding the statues fall.
Never going to happen. You could have actual, historical pictures of Confederates doing a mass-orgy, and they'd still call it fake and consider shooting you for bringing it up.

His amputation was in 1862. And also he spent his twenties and thirties on the frontier, escorting settlers on the Oregon Trail, and then he fought in the Mexican-American War... not really a place to find a nice lady to marry and settle down.
Obviously he was fucking his fellow frontiersman, or at minimum having the occasional goon-sesh around the campfire with his bros. You can't go for years on end without a woman and not be fucking your bro. It's impossible!
I swear, these people can't imagine a world where the average person isn't some porn-addicted adderall junkie who thinks about sex 24/7.
 
Fags are so desperate to accuse someone, but they couldn't come up with anyone who wasn't married. In a war, where men often die young and unmarried.
 
Its amazing how they read aristocratic elegance and flair(JEB Stuart with a feather) as being gay. They do know that men of high station used to like looking fancy, showing off their fine clothes and wowing their peers with their elegant demeanors and poise?
 
Its amazing how they read aristocratic elegance and flair(JEB Stuart with a feather) as being gay. They do know that men of high station used to like looking fancy, showing off their fine clothes and wowing their peers with their elegant demeanors and poise?
Don't ever show these faggots pictures of 17th and 18th century military men. Landsknechts and their puffy fucking colorful outfits, or foppish looking French nobility, all of whom are very dangerous men who would shank you for the implication alone. And not in the way gay men would like. George Custer was also a cavalryman of note in the Civil War and known for his hair, does that make him gay, or do cavalrymen just tend towards being show offs? The world may never know.
 
J.E.B. Stuart disobeyed orders during Lee's second invasion of Pennsylvania, leading a raid on Schrute Farms to provide him with fresh bussy while Lee desperately needed his cavalry to provide scouting for the Army of Northern Virginia. This led to Lee being surprised when the Army of the Potomac appeared at Gettysburg

Yes, fags lost the Civil War for the Souf
 
Don't ever show these faggots pictures of 17th and 18th century military men. Landsknechts and their puffy fucking colorful outfits, or foppish looking French nobility, all of whom are very dangerous men who would shank you for the implication alone. And not in the way gay men would like. George Custer was also a cavalryman of note in the Civil War and known for his hair, does that make him gay, or do cavalrymen just tend towards being show offs? The world may never know.
One should clearly beware the fruits of war.

1.png
2.png
3.png
 
Don't ever show these faggots pictures of 17th and 18th century military men. Landsknechts and their puffy fucking colorful outfits, or foppish looking French nobility, all of whom are very dangerous men who would shank you for the implication alone. And not in the way gay men would like. George Custer was also a cavalryman of note in the Civil War and known for his hair, does that make him gay, or do cavalrymen just tend towards being show offs? The world may never know.
Aristocrats were proud of their fine dress, their well tuned bodies, their handsome features, and their martial prowess. They walked and talked like they were proud too, not hunched office drones in drab clothes deeply afraid of sticking out in a crowd.

How are modern gays so comically bourgeoise in their thinking? I don't get it. Like the very idea-like fancy clothes, looking good, a proud distinct gait, means your gay.

Everything wrong with Anglo Protestant bourgeoise austerity culture in a sentence.
 
How are modern gays so comically bourgeoise in their thinking? I don't get it. Like the very idea-like fancy clothes, looking good, a proud distinct gait, means your gay.
I had this one guy on Threads try to tell me that there were gays and lesbians in the Bible. He pointed to Joseph in Genesis because he had a colorful coat. He also pointed to Queen Esther because she had a ā€œgender non-conformingā€ role as the sole ruler.

These people are freaking nuts and I am going to go out of my way to say that famous historical gays and lesbians were straight from now on. Hell, I’ll even take historical figures they don’t like and say they were gay, too.
 
Faggots are incapable of understanding platonic or familial male relationships, episode six gorillion

Not only is this not new, it's not a lack of understanding. It's intentional in the same way they argue for the repping up of historical characters and settings in media. The argument is "why not.. and you better not have a problem". The true danger is when allowed to stand unchallenged. Elites and academics try to work it into official narratives and history.
 
Not only is this not new, it's not a lack of understanding. It's intentional in the same way they argue for the repping up of historical characters and settings in media. The argument is "why not.. and you better not have a problem". The true danger is when allowed to stand unchallenged. Elites and academics try to work it into official narratives and history.
The curious case of Leo Frank comes to mind. The ADL and various Heeb groups try to insist the nigger Corey Booker is the reason why that white girl is dead. Where in reality, Leo Frank did the murder, tried to blame the nigger for the deed only for the KKK to believe the nigger and lynch the Jew instead.

To this day, the ADL seethes over this historical fact and will keep on insisting the lie Leo Frank told is the truth as well as the prime reason they keep trying to ignite racial tensions to boot.

Another example I can think of is how history books here in Commiefornia view Andrew Jackson. They leave out the part he was the founder of the Democrat party, extra emphasize him booting out Indians from Union territory leaving out the simple fact that said Indians were savages and kept on doing their raider impression. They outright demonize Andrew Jackson for the Trail of Tears (which was a humane solution instead of going Genghis Khan and just genociding them.) They also point out that Jackson taking down the first national bank of the US was an insane move instead of the truth of him routing the corruption that stems from it as well as the prosperity that followed.

The crappy part about this revised history of Andrew Jackson is that it has worked. And as most kids who get out of Public education don't want to revisit memories of that glorified prison, never bother looking up non-Public School History books. Simply accepting the narrative they were fed.
 
While we can’t definitively say Abraham Lincoln was gay, we’re pretty certain he shared his bed with men on multiple occasions.
This weasel wording is sinister. It's so willfully dishonest and cheapening of a person's real dignity. Like saying coyly that a man who donated gallons of blood over his lifetime "certainly has swapped fluids with thousands."
 
Back
Top Bottom