Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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More funeral money well spent at Ross (source, can't archive right now);)
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Here is the archive of that thread, btw. I was reading through the comments, the dumb nerds there are fellating themselves over getting one of the GFMs locked, so it doesn't sound like she actually has access to the one that raised $7,000. But apparently, she has been on TikTok live asking for people to donate through Cash App instead of GFM, and some people were stupid enough to do it, I guess.
 
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Mamachu calling out the lies is fucking GOLD. Now that Papachu is back out on the prowl why isn't the chu crew back together? Come on Toph, explain to us.

I wouldn't doubt she's getting some side cash aside the GFM (that she may or may not have been pinching). Not shocked she wasted the money. She really can't think about the future aside it'll be littered with gold and praise.

They say a disturbing amount of people hope/expect to become rich via lottery or inheritance, not hard work or saving investing... But Toph is just so sure of herself and her amazing hobo tik toks that she's sure to be the next house hold name. Hence she wastes everything she gets. It's pretty amazing on this site we've seen actual crack addicts on this site with better fiscal control. People who SMOKE CRACK are better with money than Toph, it's hilarious.

She's back on this "I'll get you fired". I think another reason she pushes this is to "prove" losing a job over social media is real, so she can't work. I don't think she knows she's trying a 4d chess move, she's just dumb.

It's like when she said "even if you pay off your house and own it you have to pay taxes so you'll lose it". Her excuses for being the lazy pig she is she turned into threats towards her haters. I really think she's just a lonely retard. No one wants to be around her for a lot of reasons, she' a big mean smelly thing. So she goes into her echo chamber and because when she's the only one talking she thinks she's finally not being hated, gassed her head up.

At this point, I wonder how many members of the chu crew will be alive next year. Toph is fucking going to end up having her organs stolen by the cartel. Mama is been deaths door and Papa is going to piss the wrong guy off in one of his next 18 trips to County.
 
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More from Reddit, one person is claiming they called the county, and brotherchu's body is still in the morgue. Someone else posts in the thread and says Trust me, bro, he's been cremated as a pauper.

I figured I should archive the thread here, but I don't buy either story. As awful as Tophia is, I don't believe she would leave his body unclaimed, if for no other reason than how much it would alienate all his car friends who seem to be helping her.
 
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downloads said:
I figured I should archive the thread here, but I don't buy either story. As awful as Tophia is, I don't believe she would leave his body unclaimed, if for no other reason than how much it would alienate all his car friends who seem to be helping her.
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I can believe she hasn't claimed it, on the grounds if she's too dumb, or she s waiting for Marie to be out of the hospital.
 
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What happens to unclaimed bodies? Do they bury them for free, cremate maybe? Might be what she's hoping on.
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Coroner's office creamates them if left unclaimed usually. If you weren't a total piece of shit sometimes a local church or community organization will pitch in for a cheap burial but Brotherchu was a total piece of shit so option 1 it is.
 
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I can believe she hasn't claimed it, on the grounds if she's too dumb, or she s waiting for Marie to be out of the hospital.
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Legally speaking next of Kin would be parents not Toph. Marie is bad up and I'm sure she at least got in touch with someone about this, you know being in a public shooting and injured as a sickly old lady, I'm sure the morgue can hold him on ice.... yeah I had to, for a bit. Papachu rather keep breaking into places than bury his son.

I don't know the time tables on stuff like this, I also don't rule out they kinda just ignore it anyways.
 
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Bassomatic said:
They say a disturbing amount of people hope/expect to become rich via lottery or inheritance,
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Shirley Jackson's The Lottery.
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Anyone who donated thinking that the clan wouldn't go with the cheapest option (free, in this case) and just pocket the rest is a bigger retard than Tophia.

That measly GFM is the most tangible form of moolah a Slydell has gotten their unwashed paws close to.

Brotherchu will be resting his eternity next to a discarded pile of BTS albums and empty Quarter Pounder containers.
 
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More reddit shenangigans. According to the poster, Brotherchu has been cremated by the Trujillo Funeral Home, and that this was paid for by some kind of crime victims' fund.

This post strikes me as more believable than the last one I posted, but it's kind of wild that the OPs proof is just proof that at some point in their life, they made a phone call to somewhere.

The same poster also put together a timeline that seems very thorough and makes me inclined to believe them when they say they spoke to the funeral home.

Here's the text from the timeline post

To everyone: Yes, I know it's a no brainer to not donate to Tofupa or the GFM considering her history of E-Begging and scamming. I personally did not donate. I am just super tired and bored making this timeline for anyone who wants to read.
To Mods: If this isn't allowed, I'm sorry -- I'll take it down. I am using posts from this subreddit to link evidence or discourse relevant for this post.
TDLR: A timeline of events since Donald's passing, including some of Tophia's behaviour and alleged rumours regarding a cremation, burial, and my take at the end regarding a comment made by a Reddit user on Donalds cremation (or lack thereof)
If anything is missing or should be included, please let me know or comment! Again, I'm bored asf doing this.
March 11th 2025 - https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerque-metro/albuquerque-police-investigating-two-shootings-and-a-crash-believed-to-be-related/
On the same day Donald passed away, a GFM was set up by Ryan Montoya, Donalds friend to help raise money for a proper burial for Donald Slydell Jr. Thank you u/babymothball for correcting this for me!
March 13th 2025 - Go Fund Me is seen with an original goal of 4.5k, Wayback Machine showing the GFM sitting at more than 2,250 (the halfway point of the original goal)
Between March 11th to the 13th, the GFM went through 2 different donation goal changes. Starting at 4.5k and now sitting at 10k.
March 16th 2025 - GFM by this date has received many donations as well as recently having its goal upped to 10k. Outside of the GFM, people have personally donated a lot of money to Tophia through Cashapp (And unfortunately continue to do so). Tophia discusses these events at these points while live-streaming, 4:48 (first link), 4:13 & 11:43 (second link). Big thanks to u/tetsuothestoryteller for adding this in!
March 19th 2025 - At this point in time, while one of Donalds friends was clearly griefing his loss, Tophia was noted to have complained about not being mentioned in the news article of the shooting incident, despite actually being mentioned — just not on a name basis (which is a normal standard practice when reporting incidents that are still under investigation)
March 22nd 2025 - Tophia has been spending donation money on DD services and huge fast food orders.
I have 0 idea If anything occurred between these two points.
April 5th 2025 - One of Donalds friends confirms that Donald has been laid to rest. (Will be contradicted soon)
April 10th 2025 - Papachu is arrested, again
April 14th 2025 - Tophia is caught on TT walking out from Montgomery Plaza (TJMaxx & Ross), despite stating the money is going to a new car, apartment, and actual essentials.
April 15th 2025 - The GFM is allegedly being investigated, as well as many donors have been pulling out their donations to the GFM — which is an action I believe should continue to occur.
April 16th 2025 - A TT user is claiming that Donald was not buried, and is currently sitting unclaimed at the morgue, despite 10 days ago one of Donalds friends saying they laid him to rest. What actually occurred is that they had a celebration of life for Donald Slydell Jr. He is currently still not laid to rest.
On the same day, a Reddit user is claiming that Bernadillo County has already cremated Donald’s remains. If this is true, the GFM was to assist with a burial for Donald — not a cremation.
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My take - After reading on Bernadillo County's indigent cremation services, the Slydell family would qualify for this service -- Considering that they do not have assets that’ll match the cost of the cremation services. If the Slydell family authorised BC to cremate Donald, they would have to surrender the ownership of his remains to the county as well as the responsibility for proper disposition.
Please keep in mind, next of kin is a legal relative — such as Tophia or Mamachu. While Mamachu would presumably be incapable of signing said forms because she needs to recover, Tophia would be next in line. If BC has processed Donald for cremation, a funeral or viewing would not be possible if he is under their [BC] custody. BUT, a memorial service CAN be held if the Slydells reimburse the county for the release of cremated remains.
If them surrendering Donald to BC did occur, not only would the GFM be a scam since a burial would not be occuring, but they have essentially pocketed roughly close to 10 thousand dollars in donation money that is currently being shown as being spent frivolously and irresponsibly. It is within your best interest to reconsider your donation to the GFM.
UPDATE POST 04/18/25
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I will say, people grieve differently and what might be an essential, need or want for me WILL vary between me and others -- but you have to be so fucking for real here. Losing her brother is not even of a wake up call, or even whisper for her to get her shit together -- let alone almost losing her mother. It's not like Papachu's going to have a properly screwed on head ANYTIME soon, and Mamachu needs to properly rest and heal. This is far from angering, it's just straight sad.
Your brother would have wanted you to get off your feet and push through, and do better.
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His ashes will forever be a part of some vacant Albuquerque parking lot.
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She should take the urn to the next Comic-Con & spread the ashes at the Bluey panel. Since that was likely the last activity Brotherchu got to enjoy before his untimely death, it would be a fitting final resting place.
 
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More reddit shenangigans. According to the poster, Brotherchu has been cremated by the Trujillo Funeral Home, and that this was paid for by some kind of crime victims' fund.

This post strikes me as more believable than the last one I posted, but it's kind of wild that the OPs proof is just proof that at some point in their life, they made a phone call to somewhere.

The same poster also put together a timeline that seems very thorough and makes me inclined to believe them when they say they spoke to the funeral home.

Here's the text from the timeline post
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...and just like that, all the goodwill Tophia and Mamachu acquired through Brotherchu's death was pissed away.

I would hope they at least used some of the money to find a new hotel room to squat in before placing any orders through Doordash. But since we're dealing with CWC-tier lolcows, I doubt it.
 
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