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Some that are more like motorcycles with three wheels:
Never seen these types of vehicles before but I instantly thought of the name "Faggotmobile" in my head which seems like an accurate description.
Its just an unnecessary mode of transport, just buy a motorbike or car instead of compromising with this 3 wheel faggot machine.
 
Its just an unnecessary mode of transport, just buy a motorbike or car instead of compromising with this 3 wheel faggot machine.
Hey, don't shit talk 3 wheelers, I grew up riding one in the desert and have a soft spot for them. 2 back 1 front wheels is fine, 1 back 2 front wheels is for queers.
 
Bikers are the fucking worst.

Very apt:

Around where I am, one annoying trend I'm seeing are those gay three wheeled vehicles.

Some that are more like motorcycles with three wheels:
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Or some more like this:
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But regardless, they're loud and gay and they travel in packs.
you will never be a real reliant robin.
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Never seen these types of vehicles before but I instantly thought of the name "Faggotmobile" in my head which seems like an accurate description.
Its just an unnecessary mode of transport, just buy a motorbike or car instead of compromising with this 3 wheel faggot machine.
Oh hey it's perfect for r/fuckcars. It would be right up their alley.

Or some more like this:
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Would they actually like the Polaris Slingshot? I feel like it ticks so many of the boxes they like because it's simultaneously not a car but also sort of a car similar to that "covered bike" thing they liked before. It might have enough similarities with why they like Kei trucks.
 
Trains going by seem louder than airplanes going overhead for landing which is made much worse by the ones here honking their horn at every at-grade crossing. It's insane how loud they are.
Since subways don't use horns all that much (they do have them) I'll bet what pegged the noise detector was wheel bearing squeal. That will make your ears bleed. On any passing train? Have a free hand with a thumb ready to jam in one ear and turn your head quickly for just such an occasion. Trust the foamer on this.
 
Since subways don't use horns all that much (they do have them) I'll bet what pegged the noise detector was wheel bearing squeal. That will make your ears bleed. On any passing train? Have a free hand with a thumb ready to jam in one ear and turn your head quickly for just such an occasion. Trust the foamer on this.

The other thing about city noise is that all noise will bounce off the exterior walls of large buildings, creating an echo effect that makes any sound much louder than it should be. This is really only a problem in extremely urbanized areas (downtowns, Manhattan, etc.) but this is often ignored.
 
Hey, don't shit talk 3 wheelers, I grew up riding one in the desert and have a soft spot for them. 2 back 1 front wheels is fine, 1 back 2 front wheels is for queers.
1 back, 2 front is inherently more stable in most situations due to how steering torque's the vehicle. Two wheels keep your front upright. Traditional trike wheeler ATVs are a killer in any situation though, as even a minor slip means your leg can go under a wheel. A four wheeler is much safer; much less chance of rolling if you land a little off kilter. More fun as well.
 
Last month, NYC changed their traffic laws to make cycling traffic offenses criminal instead of civil penalties because there are no civil enforcement mechanisms for bikes (e.g. suspending license). The NYPD, now empowered to do something about the cyclist menace, has been setting up red light running traps to catch dangerous cyclists.

/r/NYCbike is outraged:
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Writing letters to politicians:
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Someone told OP that's it's not a good idea to say that you plan on breaking the law in a letter to lawmakers and got downvoted:
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Another letter:
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Whatabout muh cars:
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Downvoted:
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Suing the police:
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Protesting:
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Malicious "compliance":
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Conspiracy theories about it being a plan to deport illegals (as if everyone on that sub isn't a yuppie):
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Judging by the bitching in the subreddit, this isn't true:
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Or you could not run red lights:
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Who do you think drives Nissan Alitmas?:
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Plenty of them have gotten tickets:
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OP admits that he ran the red light but justifies it by saying that there wasn't anyone else there except the cop:
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Idiot forgot that his fellow activists lobbied years ago to ban right-on-red for "safety":
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The safe and legal way to turn right is to move over to the correct lane before you have to turn:
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These idiots must cycle because they were too dumb to pass their driver's license test.

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Cyclists in Central Park are a menace who run over pedestrians all the time and yield to no one.
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Cyclist doesn't use bike lanes because he believes that doing so would make it easier for cops to pull him over for running red lights:
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REMEMBER, ALL THIS OUTRAGE IS BECAUSE THE POLICE ARE PUNISHING THEM FOR RUNNING RED LIGHTS!
 
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Hey, don't shit talk 3 wheelers, I grew up riding one in the desert and have a soft spot for them. 2 back 1 front wheels is fine, 1 back 2 front wheels is for queers.
I like them because they're basically just a snowmobile with wheels, they're even made by Can-Am.

With that said if you need a trike just give up and buy a convertible, the dream is dead.

@teriyakiburns shut up and quit being a faggot. If you're tipping over on a three-wheeler it's because you are doing something wrong. Lean into the corner and really get your weight over the inside or else you're going to tip, and this goes for inclines as well; put your weight where the bike's weight is not. If you do this you'll be fine most of the time, and if you do find yourself tipping over DON'T LET GO. Drag the motherfucker over on top of you and don't be a little bitch, three-wheelers are light enough that you can drag them over with you and keep them from running you over, this is way better than trying to kick off and having the thing either plow you into the dirt or wrap you around a wheel. Give your balls a tug titfucker.
 
Cyclists are unironically a race. They're all white, leftist, bughive dwellers that enjoy making everyone's day worse.
In NY they are all colors because their main bike problem is the manic DoorDashers. Wage slaves that put their and everyones safety in risk some extra gigs. It's unfortunate but understandable in the sense that NY is expensive as hell and they really need the money but otherhand they are plainly unpleasant to all traffic and dangerous too.
 
If you're tipping over on a three-wheeler it's because you are doing something wrong
I’m sorry to disagree but as a proud owner of a Big Red and a certified retard (necessary to own a Big Red) I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong

Three wheelers are an inherently poor design and four wheeler chads reign supreme

Seriously though they can’t carry as much cargo, have a harder time towing anything and have major hill and vertical slope-related weaknesses, my Rubicons and Ranchers do everything they do better 🤷‍♂️
 
That thing from another month, where that cyclist ran over the kid, has to be a regular occurrence. That incident brought press because he was a child and a Jew, but there has to be tons of people who are getting run over by careless and/or arrogant cyclists, which is why the NYPD is finally acting.
Ironically, a lot of them are likely homeless people. They drive up the stats of "pedestrian hit by car" too.

But do you think urbanists care that cyclists are hitting disadvantaged oppressed poor POCs of colour? No, obviously not, they will just pretend it doesn't happen.
 
That thing from another month, where that cyclist ran over the kid, has to be a regular occurrence. That incident brought press because he was a child and a Jew, but there has to be tons of people who are getting run over by careless and/or arrogant cyclists, which is why the NYPD is finally acting.

I’ve been run over by cyclists three times, and all three in different cities. One threatened to call the cops and the other one swung at me.

Kill cyclists. Behead cyclists. Roundhouse kick a cyclist into the concrete. Slam dunk a cyclist faggot into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bike riders. Defecate in a cyclist’s food. Launch cyclists into the sun. Stir fry cyclists in a wok. Toss cyclists into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a cyclist’s handle bars. Judo throw cyclists into a wood chipper. Twist cyclists’ heads off. Report cyclists to the IRS. Karate chop cyclists in half. Curb stomp pregnant cyclists. Trap cyclists in quicksand. Crush cyclists in the trash compactor. Liquefy cyclists in a vat of acid. Eat cyclists. Dissect cyclists. Exterminate cyclists in the gas chamber. Stomp cyclists skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cyclists in the oven. Lobotomize cyclists. Mandatory abortions for cyclists. Grind cyclist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cyclists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cyclists with a ray gun. Kick old cyclists down the stairs. Feed cyclists to alligatos. Slice cyclists with a katana.
Total cyclist death.
 
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