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Tinctures are so five minutes ago. I only do ointments, unguents and salves now.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Rate me late and gay if someone else already bit the bullet and shared the nnia posts Staph made in my absence. If not, here they are:
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the tiktok:
Typical Staph nonsense interspersed with horrifying pedophilia excusing. The question I have is if she’s an actual pedo or just an opportunistic groomer. My vote is she’s an opportunist groomer, I don’t think she’s actually attracted to kids. But with all her retweets defending pedos I can’t be 100% certain.
ETA: I didn’t go through her replies to see if there’s any funny/damning stuff there, I’ll do that when I have time.
the tiktok:
Typical Staph nonsense interspersed with horrifying pedophilia excusing. The question I have is if she’s an actual pedo or just an opportunistic groomer. My vote is she’s an opportunist groomer, I don’t think she’s actually attracted to kids. But with all her retweets defending pedos I can’t be 100% certain.
ETA: I didn’t go through her replies to see if there’s any funny/damning stuff there, I’ll do that when I have time.
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Called it. She's confused the Balkans and the Baltics.
Fucking moron.
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Please please please let her godspouse Baba Yaga it would be so funny
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Alright, she's getting nominated for the Most Sexually Deviant Lolcow Julay this year. She somehow always gets grosser.
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Bishop Nicolas of Myra was an actual person, you stupid bitch lmao
Liars like Stephanie always give themselves away. "This part of the world has always intrigued me" = translation: "I really want to give the impression that I'm not just dabbling and know nothing, so I'm retconning the narrative to make it sound like this is something I've been into for months if not years. I retconned so hard that it's somehow part of my DNA now. Something something baba yaga because I'm a basic bitch"
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Zoom group drama at the end of March: is this the "offline only" queer friend group she brags about, or the after-church meeting group?
Even told entirely from Stephanie's PoV, this is a really weak attempt to gin up outrage.
Still wish Stephanie were trying to advertise her store to these yahoos; they'd enjoy her "show MAPs no mercy" patch.
blah blah syncretism, but "Um Aktually" Stephanie should have owned that.
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She has written a new blog post and I am not in the mood to try and decrypt the level of utter nonsense she is talking about. Have fun trying to comprehend Staph's big brained theories, but don't try too hard and give yourself an aneurysm.
Hello once again. I have great news! Having now met the many aspects that survive within Baba Yaga (this is UPG, mind you; not everyone believes that she has other faces), I now feel confident that I can begin to explore the path of Rodnovery.
Loki has since informed me that my randomly finding a Ukrainian pendant on the ground back in March (see photo) was a sign that these lands and gods would soon be calling to me. And, as it turns out, he once again used one of his masks to bridge the gap between myself and that world.
Loki has confirmed that he is also Velnias/Volos , a chthonic, shapeshifting god represented by snakes, who is the counterpart of Perkūnas/Perūn, the god of thunder. Thus, Dziewanna/Devana/Ziewanna, the daughter of Perūn, is Loki’s wife, as well as the daughter of Mokoš/Žemyna/, one of the deities preserved within Baba Yaga. It would seem that he knows this pantheon intimately.
Because Rodnovery is a reconstruction of a tradition whose true nature has been mostly lost to time, following these gods and this path will require a deep amount of research. Luckily, my years spent in study of heathenry, and before that, demonology, prepared me for such a feat!
I can now understand that I have been on a soul journey that has spanned many, many lifetimes. Indeed, my new friend, Toni, a trans elder who I’ve met at meetings in the community, says that she and I are both on longstanding spiritual journeys.
It just so happens that, unbeknownst to me, I live directly across the street from a natural area that has hosted Native American settlements for 12,000 years. It has had the Chugnut, Susquehannock, and Iroquois, just to name a few, living on its land. There, unfortunately, was also a massacre of indigenous peoples there during the Revolutionary War.
I have done my best to honor the spirits of the land around my apartment over the nearly three years I have lived here. I feel that they have repaid my generosity by allowing me to use nearby parks for my sacred work.
Oh, and speaking of which, Grippen Park is finally set to open up relatively shortly.
Before I close off this entry, don’t forget that the June full moon ritual will be live streamed here
Until next time!
Loki has since informed me that my randomly finding a Ukrainian pendant on the ground back in March (see photo) was a sign that these lands and gods would soon be calling to me. And, as it turns out, he once again used one of his masks to bridge the gap between myself and that world.
Loki has confirmed that he is also Velnias/Volos , a chthonic, shapeshifting god represented by snakes, who is the counterpart of Perkūnas/Perūn, the god of thunder. Thus, Dziewanna/Devana/Ziewanna, the daughter of Perūn, is Loki’s wife, as well as the daughter of Mokoš/Žemyna/, one of the deities preserved within Baba Yaga. It would seem that he knows this pantheon intimately.
Because Rodnovery is a reconstruction of a tradition whose true nature has been mostly lost to time, following these gods and this path will require a deep amount of research. Luckily, my years spent in study of heathenry, and before that, demonology, prepared me for such a feat!
I can now understand that I have been on a soul journey that has spanned many, many lifetimes. Indeed, my new friend, Toni, a trans elder who I’ve met at meetings in the community, says that she and I are both on longstanding spiritual journeys.
It just so happens that, unbeknownst to me, I live directly across the street from a natural area that has hosted Native American settlements for 12,000 years. It has had the Chugnut, Susquehannock, and Iroquois, just to name a few, living on its land. There, unfortunately, was also a massacre of indigenous peoples there during the Revolutionary War.
I have done my best to honor the spirits of the land around my apartment over the nearly three years I have lived here. I feel that they have repaid my generosity by allowing me to use nearby parks for my sacred work.
Oh, and speaking of which, Grippen Park is finally set to open up relatively shortly.
Before I close off this entry, don’t forget that the June full moon ritual will be live streamed here
Until next time!
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This one seems pretty straightforward.
The pendant she found and kept was a sign (she messes up and still calls it "random") that she was about to get Slavic.
The new ancient gods she found are just different names for her current ancient gods, so no problems in the polycule.
Actual Slavic pagan practices have been largely lost to time, but Stephanie's been called to personally reconstruct them and don't worry, she's great at research, as evidenced by her total unawareness of libraries and buying lots of "Introduction To..." books on small bookseller Amazon dot com.
Her new trans friend Toni is a trans elder and says they're both on spiritual journeys. That's the lukewarm hon, right?
Because Stephanie's been honoring the spirits of the land (around her apartment), the spirits say it's cool to keep having rituals in the park.
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Here are some nnia replies she’s made.
She’s apparently not a zoo anymore. So much for “non-rose zoophile”
“Hi, my name is Yarrow, and I have a kiwifarms thread.”
She’s even more oppressed than pedophiles.
You threw shit at your cancer-ridden mother. Give me a break.
Uh oh Staph that’s PROBLEMATIC!!
People call you a groomer because you are, by definition, a groomer. And a loser.
That’s it for nnia. I may check back every now and then but I hate having that site in my history.
She’s apparently not a zoo anymore. So much for “non-rose zoophile”
“Hi, my name is Yarrow, and I have a kiwifarms thread.”
She’s even more oppressed than pedophiles.
You threw shit at your cancer-ridden mother. Give me a break.
Uh oh Staph that’s PROBLEMATIC!!
People call you a groomer because you are, by definition, a groomer. And a loser.
That’s it for nnia. I may check back every now and then but I hate having that site in my history.
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Whenever there's a NNIA cap dump, I mentally prepare myself to be presented with multiple screen caps of pedo defence. Nothing could ever help prepare me for absurd shit like this:
Thank you for your service, @Childe
Jeffrey Dahmer feasting on her severed hairy babblers. What an image. The pedo defence shit is always grim, but her unfiltered husbando sexy times talk on NNIA is fucking hilarious.
Thank you for your service, @Childe
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It's hysterically awful and comedically edgy. Part of me really wants a cow crossover with Fanny/Nullbackdoor, but I suspect that would be too horrific to stomach.
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Is the person with the orange cat graphic saying they want to rape orange cats? Is that raceplay, in this upside-down world? I hate it here.
Thank you for your excellent work, @Childe . I'm sure you need a long, hot shower and perhaps some choice pharmaceuticals after that.
The accusation that her mom got physical first reminds me of one of the worst things I've read in this thread: the time her dad told Staph that his wife had confessed to him that she's sometimes afraid of her own daughter. That's so, so sad for Mama Frig. No parent should ever feel that way, and Staph should feel terrible-- but, as usual, that would cut into her valuable victim-playing time.
Thank you for your excellent work, @Childe . I'm sure you need a long, hot shower and perhaps some choice pharmaceuticals after that.
The accusation that her mom got physical first reminds me of one of the worst things I've read in this thread: the time her dad told Staph that his wife had confessed to him that she's sometimes afraid of her own daughter. That's so, so sad for Mama Frig. No parent should ever feel that way, and Staph should feel terrible-- but, as usual, that would cut into her valuable victim-playing time.
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You don't want someone running across it, lest you enjoy prison, stalker @Childe
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It's worse. He wants to rape tween orange kittens.
"hebe" = https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia
I hate that people like this actually exist.
And as for her blog post... it's so full of inaccuracies and nonsense that my current response would only be
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"I may have done a crime recently" she says, but unless we get details... I assume she's making it up, otherwise a neighbour could have called the cops on her because she was chanting the runic alphabet too loudly or screaming "oh Loki, fuck me harder in the bxy pxssy" and it disturbed them as it would anyone, even those who know what she's all about.
She doesn't like "race play" even though I guarantee she uses her ancestry LARP as part of her fantasies and even made a cringe Tumblr post about imagining a Norseman getting dominated in the bedroom by an Irish woman because of her Norse and Celtic ancestors. Suppose she'd simply rather not involve THE BROWN.
Uh oh Staph that’s PROBLEMATIC!!
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Well, she is an accessory to vandalism--remember she gave her mom a trans sticker to put in a bathroom on her trip?
My money is on vandalism, unless she finally noticed a sign in the park that said you have to leave by 10 PM.
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I'd be more generous regarding cultural amalgamation if she wasn't such a completely lazy fool. "What if I told you Santa hurr durr based on Odin rrr?" She may as well email arborists a 5 minute mp3 clip of heavy breathing, then "hngh...um....so today I'm here to...um... what if I told you, um, that Odin is the original, um, tree...person...? Hhhhk"
From anyone else: cheeky, not wanting to admit they broke a law
From Stephanie: she literally isn't sure. May have torn the DO NOT REMOVE tag off her mattress