Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

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Michael Hawk said:
I was going off by archives of him weighing himself but I wouldn’t be surprise if he was 300 pounds. It’s crazy how the human body can handle so much abuse like that
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Look at how fat he is. Imagine how much that would be on a normal sized man. Then remember Nova is a tiny manlet. His thread should probably be in Deathfats soon.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
Without power leveling too much, I look at people and help their finances. Ubereats and all of that shit is the most common thing to fuck your finances up. A three piece of chicken meal from Popeyes is 15 dollars.
Delivery fee is around 4 dollars.
Mandatory tip, let's go 4 dollars.
Uber charge is about 2.75.
Maybe you have Uber plus or whatever.
That's 26 dollars just to feed one person one meal. And that's just ONE Adam West sized meal. Nova is a fat retard. I can see at minimum hundred a week on Ubereats.
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Those apps are such an expensive way to get food. It's no wonder these lolcows are always broke when they rely on them so heavily while being unemployed (see also: KingCobraJFS and Tophiachu) or only occasionally working McJobs themselves (and, in Nova's case, often getting fired from them).

I get it. It's really nice when someone brings you food straight to your own home where you can be comfortable. But it just feels so gross to pay $25+ for a single serving of fast food that it's hard to even enjoy it.

Of course, if these morons had any sense, then they wouldn't be lolcows, so... :popcorn:
 
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linkparse said:
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He got in an argument with his mom on live the problem is its fucking quiet but it sounds like shes yelling at him for buying more food to gorge himself with the dumbass

EDIT: upon closer inspection of what theyre yelling about his mom is yelling at him about a bill in return he yells that it will get paid and he will pay for it this might be referencing the credit card bill he was complaining about paying bis mom 900$ for? Not entirely sure this is only speculation. I think i heard andy mentioned but that faggy ass music isnt helping none.
SECONDARY EDIT: tried to isolate the vocal they are definitely fucking arguing about gaytard buying food
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I wish he turned off his fucking music so we can hear the shitshow much clearly for us to enjoy

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I bet he is fucking pissed deep down that he can't profit from this incident because of his creators fund being suspended
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
> screenshot with "I pissed my diaper while sleeping"
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this screenshot is fake. check the discord server archives.

slungus22 said:
> screenshot with a nova tweet
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devastating, tweeted out just before the 24hr mark. its joever

linkparse said:
He got in an argument with his mom on live the problem is its fucking quiet but it sounds like shes yelling at him for buying more food to gorge himself with the dumbass
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this is definitely a "im a sad lonely faggot heres some embarassing info PLEASE dont make fun of me" power level moment but damn its hard to listen to them argue. always makes me sad to hear a mother argue with her kids.

It's also hard because I feel like she definitely enables him in some ways. We need the drewster to come in and lay down the law
 
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stonky said:
this is definitely a "im a sad lonely faggot heres some embarassing info PLEASE dont make fun of me" power level moment but damn its hard to listen to them argue. always makes me sad to hear a mother argue with her kids.
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well it’s nothing new with these lolcows they fight with their family members lol
 
Nova got swatted.

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Hey Nova, when you eventually read your thread again, just know everyone here on this websites condemns swatting, and it was more than likely some rabid tik tok fag, or reddit degenerate.

Regardless, your still pudgy and a creep.

also, why would nova, as per his text, think he was being arrested if he didnt commit any crime? Its one thing to be confused when you're detained, but to think you are getting arrested really raises a question or two.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Hey Nova, when you eventually read your thread again, just know everyone here on this websites condones swatting, and it was more than likely some rabid tik tok fag, or reddit degenerate.
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I thought it was condemn swatting not condone but im new fag. Also nova do more push ups before you end up in deathfats.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Hey Nova, when you eventually read your thread again, just know everyone here on this websites condones swatting, and it was more than likely some rabid tik tok fag, or reddit degenerate.
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I will add to this. As the creator of your thread Nova, I can safely say (to my knowledge), I don't suspect anyone from this thread has swatted you. It's someone who is from your reddit/discord/or some TikTok account. I yell at anyone and everyone who finds it funny to go out of their way, or to even imply it, I will report them to staff.

You are a fat pedophile, and you will not change my opinion on that but I do not support people going to your house or sending the swat team there.

 
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