DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yup. the next crashout about low income streams is always right around the corner. it's as sure as Phil being a lazy, greedy bitch.

If you want to see Phil do racing games he should try Le Mans Ultimate. no really, it has a component called daily Races (against real players, not CPU) and you get a fixed setup (you can only change the fuel load, brake pressure and brake bias) and your Driver / Safety rating increases or decreases based on your performance. Only downside? The devs require you use your real name as driver's name. i doubt PP Burnell really wants that. I honestly doubt he could even finish one lap without setting his car into the gravel or wall or cutting the corner at one point
Holy shit you’re right, to use their official platform that the races are organized on you need to phonebook yourself :cryblood:
I guess I shouldn’t be too shocked, folks that take driver sims that seriously aren’t too far removed from pro drivers themselves…in that special autistic way that only they can be.

Anyway, thread tax, imagine Phil getting trash talked by some disgruntled Ukrainian with 1700 logged play hours, fifteen consonants and two vowels in his last name
 
Holy shit you’re right, to use their official platform that the races are organized on you need to phonebook yourself :cryblood:
I guess I shouldn’t be too shocked, folks that take driver sims that seriously aren’t too far removed from pro drivers themselves…in that special autistic way that only they can be.

IRacing requires you to use the real name on the credit card you're paying for the subscription on, but its never caused a problem. Sadly they removed the national flags tied to your real country so I could know when to avoid britbongs.

Its kinda sad that Phil has a nicer racing wheel than I do, but I'm also a cheapskate. I hope he plays any actual racing game because considering how he plays need for speed and such it'd be a nightmare.

Even with Truck Sim the man can barely manage merging onto a highway or pulling out of a parking lot.
 
While I was searching for an old moment with PPG I randomly noticed that DSP seems to be really fond of complementing nipples of muscular guys.











 
In Phil fashion I bet he does it, but completely misses the point. So instead of a game where it would be a challenge to use unorthodox controls he will set up the wheel on a walking sim or turn based RPG so there is virtually no challange. Then he will go full clown mode clapping and acking when his character took one step left when he wanted to take one step right!

We will then get a retail manager lecture about how phil, once again, broke all streaming barriers and proved he was a top gamer by doing a challange any 12 year old could do and gave you what you wanted YET no one showed up and supported his super fun and original idea!
Phil already did a "drive blindfolded" challenge, and ruined any fun that might have come out of it by cheating.
(Starts at 7:10).

Even when blindfolded, Phil would ask chat a question, then turn to the chat to read the answer. He drove about 8 mph and craned his head so he could see through the blindfold. At one point he even took it off when he crashed because his eye "suddenly burned".

Chat had to pay for this "bonus" btw. Another classic DSP scam.
 
Phil already did a "drive blindfolded" challenge, and ruined any fun that might have come out of it by cheating.
(Starts at 7:10).

Even when blindfolded, Phil would ask chat a question, then turn to the chat to read the answer. He drove about 8 mph and craned his head so he could see through the blindfold. At one point he even took it off when he crashed because his eye "suddenly burned".

Chat had to pay for this "bonus" btw. Another classic DSP scam.
It’s gotta be just to spite his audience, too. What, all of a sudden he cares about how well he’s playing a game, any fucking game, and it’s this one? Bullshit. He’s doing it because he knows he can. Fucking prick.
 
While I was searching for an old moment with PPG I randomly noticed that DSP seems to be really fond of complementing nipples of muscular guys.

'"nice nipples"
That! Theres one clip where he's building a character. As soon as the buff build-your-own pops up, he goes all "oooohh" in the most gayest flaming way possible. Catches himself mid ways and switches back to a hushed voice..."umm yeah,.. like it reminds me of my days when I was ripped"

It was clipped somewhere on this thread
 
Holy shit you’re right, to use their official platform that the races are organized on you need to phonebook yourself :cryblood:
I guess I shouldn’t be too shocked, folks that take driver sims that seriously aren’t too far removed from pro drivers themselves…in that special autistic way that only they can be.
As stated before but IRacing demands it as well. And I have raced in some simRacing Leagues in the past and they all demand you use your real name. Makes sense as those races are also livestreamed with real commentators and I think it would Sound strange when they suddenly go "and here Comes Gaylord overtaking sirtittyvanflappywank, what a briliant maneuver from Gaylord!" Thoguh forum posts were still spicy and not polite
 
Complimenting men's ripples is faggy enough, but drinking Whiteclaw and hard pink lemonade makes it worse. Why doesn't Phail just get a drink to sip while role-playing as a retarded trucker? As a female-style detractor, I enjoy an amaretto sour from time to time. If Phail had a similar color drink he could pretend it was something less gay.
 
As stated before but IRacing demands it as well. And I have raced in some simRacing Leagues in the past and they all demand you use your real name. Makes sense as those races are also livestreamed with real commentators and I think it would Sound strange when they suddenly go "and here Comes Gaylord overtaking sirtittyvanflappywank, what a briliant maneuver from Gaylord!" Thoguh forum posts were still spicy and not polite
“Look, if I can’t race as DaFartknocka I don’t race at all. And I’ll take my Dr. Donut’s Ass Cream sponsorship with me!”
 
The stream really stroked his ego as far as his abilities go. He seems to think now that he has the wheel he's finally alright at driving and it was the controller's fault he was struggling previously.
Really though he was all over the road and constantly drifting into other lanes. Truck sim isn't anywhere close to pushing a car on the limit and he will struggle. It's not rocket science that driving an 18 wheeler at 20 mph below the speed limit is easy, Phil didn't suddenly git gud at driving. Doesn't help that he turned the centering strength down to like 20% either.

It's been mentioned many times already but I would really love for him to try an actual racing sim. The real name barrier isn't going to be a problem for Phil, but I figure scheduled races would be given how autistic he is about his schedule and when he clocks out and whatnot. I still think at best we're looking at a Forza stream, and a Forza Horizon one first most likely. I saw a lot of people throwing F1 around in chat last night and I think that might be a possibility as well given it's both new and fairly beginner friendly.

I could see Phil dipping into an actual sim but I doubt he'd go right online, probably just do some AI races. He's not going to like it though unless he puts in the time to actually learn how to drive. I would still really like for him to do some online races though, I can imagine an entire lobby getting pissed at him for taking out half of the field in a turn one incident.
 
Please tell me this is Photoshopped.
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Complimenting men's ripples is faggy enough, but drinking Whiteclaw and hard pink lemonade makes it worse. Why doesn't Phail just get a drink to sip while role-playing as a retarded trucker? As a female-style detractor, I enjoy an amaretto sour from time to time. If Phail had a similar color drink he could pretend it was something less gay
Woah a guy just so happens to like white claw, and complimenting other men, and downloading pictures of BBC, and spending over 100k on nearly nude male jpgs, and constantly jokes about cocks, and shows no attraction to his young horny girlfriend, and shows unbridled joy at homo erotic japanese games, and physically cringes any time an attractive female is on screen, and literally loses his breath when he sees super buff black characters, and jokes about giving bro jobs to his male friends in hotel rooms and SUDDENLY you decide hes gay? The phil is secretly gay crowd really straining here.
 
The stream really stroked his ego as far as his abilities go. He seems to think now that he has the wheel he's finally alright at driving and it was the controller's fault he was struggling previously.
Really though he was all over the road and constantly drifting into other lanes. Truck sim isn't anywhere close to pushing a car on the limit and he will struggle. It's not rocket science that driving an 18 wheeler at 20 mph below the speed limit is easy, Phil didn't suddenly git gud at driving. Doesn't help that he turned the centering strength down to like 20% either.

It's been mentioned many times already but I would really love for him to try an actual racing sim. The real name barrier isn't going to be a problem for Phil, but I figure scheduled races would be given how autistic he is about his schedule and when he clocks out and whatnot. I still think at best we're looking at a Forza stream, and a Forza Horizon one first most likely. I saw a lot of people throwing F1 around in chat last night and I think that might be a possibility as well given it's both new and fairly beginner friendly.

I could see Phil dipping into an actual sim but I doubt he'd go right online, probably just do some AI races. He's not going to like it though unless he puts in the time to actually learn how to drive. I would still really like for him to do some online races though, I can imagine an entire lobby getting pissed at him for taking out half of the field in a turn one incident.
Does this game require you to back the rig up to the trailer to connect them? Or reverse a trailer into a space at an angle?

Because I guaran-fucking-tee you that would take him hours.
 
Complimenting men's ripples is faggy enough, but drinking Whiteclaw and hard pink lemonade makes it worse. Why doesn't Phail just get a drink to sip while role-playing as a retarded trucker? As a female-style detractor, I enjoy an amaretto sour from time to time. If Phail had a similar color drink he could pretend it was something less gay.
DSP is the type of guy to joke about drinking and driving, while drinking white claws of all things
 
You can do those for extra points and challenge, but it's not necessary.
Pussy-ass faggoty-ass devs. That’s half the rig-hauling experience!

(The other half is hemorrhoids, acid reflux, possible STIs and meth addiction. Hey, someone’s gotta deliver all those dildos)
 
Even when blindfolded, Phil would ask chat a question, then turn to the chat to read the answer. He drove about 8 mph and craned his head so he could see through the blindfold. At one point he even took it off when he crashed because his eye "suddenly burned".
The best part about it was watching him slow down then stop at the first red light he encountered then making slight adjustments to keep himself driving straight while constantly repeating that he can't see.
Please tell me this is Photoshopped.
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Sadly, it's not photoshopped. There was a stream where he was making his eyes dart around as part of some joke and his eye went wonky. It's most likely a weaken eye muscle from straining to see what's going on on the TV since he refuses to wear his glasses.
 
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