Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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This clip is 6/5 kino, i always imagined people who throw death threats around look just like him. Based cop indeed.

I hope this faggot enjoys his time in Florida jail with all the peaceful and totally harmless Florida men who never did anything insane.
Remember his cockslap nonsense? Oldfags in this thread will. Kind of hits different in jail huh, Matthew?
 
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Remember his cockslap nonsense? Odfags in this thread will. Kind of hits different in jail huh, Matthew?
He will be very popular there, he might actually need those diapers now because i bet he is scared as fuck in jail. In comparison Styxhexenhammer666 was totally broken and messed up after just 2 days in jail.
 
He will be very popular there, he might actually need those diapers now because i bet he is scared as fuck in jail. In comparison Styxhexenhammer666 was totally broken and messed up after just 2 days in jail.
Arrest Date 05/21/2025 10:32 AM
Last Location INDIAN LAKE JAIL
Booking Number 1160048
Bail Amount $100,000.00
Days In Custody 67

He's in JAIL.

Here's his mugshot.
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The dumb fat son of a bitch has nobody to bail him out.

Also verified dox.

358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324

Matthew Paul Moulton
Age 45

Phone Numbers: (509) 522-1337, (509) 526-5611
Address History: 358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324; 1037 Roguelea Lane, Grants Pass, OR 97526; Milton Freewater, OR 97862; Waitsburg, WA 99361; Walla Walla, WA 99362
Relatives: Amy Martin, John Moulton, Joshua Moulton, Susan Moulton, Magdalena Sandoval

The Susan Moulton listed as a relative also shares the same address. I do not vouch for any of this information. But it appears he lives (or lived) with his 80+ year old mother.

If the address is correct, here's the place.
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Looks like manufactured housing. There's a row of these things, completely identical.
The irony is palpable considering his current status. I wonder how long a supercilious diaperfag edgelord lasts in the Florida system.
Apparently, at least 67 days.

Holy Christ, his mom is an insane lolcow too, here's a letter threatening a copyright infringement lawsuit because they electronically scan her letters to him instead of giving him paper copies.
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(Also I removed the private tag since this more or less verifies the dox.)

Rest of the docket in case anyone else wants to go digging: https://ccms.clerk.org/caseCR_detail.aspx?d=33333732333234&t=CF

I'll probably look at this more but am done for now. There may be fun in here considering the first thing I saw was this insane letter from his demented mom.
 
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Holy Christ, his mom is an insane lolcow too, here's a letter threatening a copyright infringement lawsuit because they electronically scan her letters to him instead of giving him paper copies.
What the fuck does she care? Is she writing secret messages to him with lemon juice that he can only read when he holds the paper up to the light?
 
And they'll just go somewhere else, that will then also probably take fucking years to be banned as well. I don't want reddits banned, I want the people responsible arrested, otherwise they'll just move to the next child infested piece of media.
Arrest Date 05/21/2025 10:32 AM
Last Location INDIAN LAKE JAIL
Booking Number 1160048
Bail Amount $100,000.00
Days In Custody 67

He's in JAIL.

Here's his mugshot.
FullsizeMugshotHandler.ashx.webp
The dumb fat son of a bitch has nobody to bail him out.

Also verified dox.

358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324

Matthew Paul Moulton
Age 45

Phone Numbers: (509) 522-1337, (509) 526-5611
Address History: 358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324; 1037 Roguelea Lane, Grants Pass, OR 97526; Milton Freewater, OR 97862; Waitsburg, WA 99361; Walla Walla, WA 99362
Relatives: Amy Martin, John Moulton, Joshua Moulton, Susan Moulton, Magdalena Sandoval

The Susan Moulton listed as a relative also shares the same address. I do not vouch for any of this information. But it appears he lives (or lived) with his 80+ year old mother.
Here's an arrest for ya.
 
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