🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

This clip is 6/5 kino, i always imagined people who throw death threats around look just like him. Based cop indeed.

I hope this faggot enjoys his time in Florida jail with all the peaceful and totally harmless Florida men who never did anything insane.
Remember his cockslap nonsense? Oldfags in this thread will. Kind of hits different in jail huh, Matthew?
 
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He will be very popular there, he might actually need those diapers now because i bet he is scared as fuck in jail. In comparison Styxhexenhammer666 was totally broken and messed up after just 2 days in jail.
Arrest Date 05/21/2025 10:32 AM
Last Location INDIAN LAKE JAIL
Booking Number 1160048
Bail Amount $100,000.00
Days In Custody 67

He's in JAIL.

Here's his mugshot.
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The dumb fat son of a bitch has nobody to bail him out.

Also verified dox.

358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324

Matthew Paul Moulton
Age 45

Phone Numbers: (509) 522-1337, (509) 526-5611
Address History: 358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324; 1037 Roguelea Lane, Grants Pass, OR 97526; Milton Freewater, OR 97862; Waitsburg, WA 99361; Walla Walla, WA 99362
Relatives: Amy Martin, John Moulton, Joshua Moulton, Susan Moulton, Magdalena Sandoval

The Susan Moulton listed as a relative also shares the same address. I do not vouch for any of this information. But it appears he lives (or lived) with his 80+ year old mother.

If the address is correct, here's the place.
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Looks like manufactured housing. There's a row of these things, completely identical.
The irony is palpable considering his current status. I wonder how long a supercilious diaperfag edgelord lasts in the Florida system.
Apparently, at least 67 days.

Holy Christ, his mom is an insane lolcow too, here's a letter threatening a copyright infringement lawsuit because they electronically scan her letters to him instead of giving him paper copies.
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(Also I removed the private tag since this more or less verifies the dox.)

Rest of the docket in case anyone else wants to go digging: https://ccms.clerk.org/caseCR_detail.aspx?d=33333732333234&t=CF

I'll probably look at this more but am done for now. There may be fun in here considering the first thing I saw was this insane letter from his demented mom.
 
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Holy Christ, his mom is an insane lolcow too, here's a letter threatening a copyright infringement lawsuit because they electronically scan her letters to him instead of giving him paper copies.
What the fuck does she care? Is she writing secret messages to him with lemon juice that he can only read when he holds the paper up to the light?
 
And they'll just go somewhere else, that will then also probably take fucking years to be banned as well. I don't want reddits banned, I want the people responsible arrested, otherwise they'll just move to the next child infested piece of media.
Arrest Date 05/21/2025 10:32 AM
Last Location INDIAN LAKE JAIL
Booking Number 1160048
Bail Amount $100,000.00
Days In Custody 67

He's in JAIL.

Here's his mugshot.
FullsizeMugshotHandler.ashx.webp
The dumb fat son of a bitch has nobody to bail him out.

Also verified dox.

358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324

Matthew Paul Moulton
Age 45

Phone Numbers: (509) 522-1337, (509) 526-5611
Address History: 358 Ne Della Avenue, College Place, WA 99324; 1037 Roguelea Lane, Grants Pass, OR 97526; Milton Freewater, OR 97862; Waitsburg, WA 99361; Walla Walla, WA 99362
Relatives: Amy Martin, John Moulton, Joshua Moulton, Susan Moulton, Magdalena Sandoval

The Susan Moulton listed as a relative also shares the same address. I do not vouch for any of this information. But it appears he lives (or lived) with his 80+ year old mother.
Here's an arrest for ya.
 
No huge update here, but he's still in jail. As of today, he has been in jail for 93 days.

Arrest Date Last Location Booking Number Bail Amount Release Date Reason Bail Paid Days In Custody
05/21/2025 10:32 AM BRANCH JAIL 1160048 100000.00 93

The next court date is rapidly approaching and was scheduled today.

Future Court Dates
Session Type Date/Time Trial Date/Time Court Officer Location Status
Pre-trial-PD (Atty. L-Z) 09/09/2025 08:30 AM MCNEILLY DeLand Courtroom 2B Scheduled

Also, he is still fat and stupid and looks like a gay baby with a beard.
 
There's another hearing scheduled.
Future Court Dates
Session Type Date/Time Trial Date/Time Court Officer Location Status
Criminal Hearing 09/12/2025 01:30 PM MCNEILLY DeLand Courtroom 2B Scheduled
Pre-trial-PD (Atty. L-Z) 09/09/2025 08:30 AM MCNEILLY DeLand Courtroom 2B Scheduled
So now there are two, the second the day after 9/11.

He is represented by a public defender.
Name Type Bar # SPN
ALEXIS NAVA-MARTINEZ PUBLIC DEFENDER 1022533 927744

And the request for the 9/12 hearing is a DOOZY. It is a handwritten request by the cow himself for a Faretta hearing. Now, if you already know what that is, you're already laughing. If you're wondering "what's a Faretta hearing?" Well. He's insisting on representing himself.

Relevant PDFs attached.
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Finally, he is still in JAIL and has been for 103 days.

*COCK SLAP*
 

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I thought this guy was the grand master of the internet and we poor benighted KFers were childish fools, beneath his society-hacking glory ? Weird that he threatened someone willing to have him arrested, with a clear history of doing so.
 
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