Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Summer of George · Tuesday at 1:46 PM

An automatic clown said:
OnA's resident retard is on the case.
Some classic Dan images for your viewing pleasure:
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That flamingo shirt is 7 sink baller material

Say what you will about Dan but he's definitely got Patster and Nikster beaten at the sunglass game. It's like I can see the nigger penis reflections in HD.

Something Awful said:
I'm sure it's been posted before, but I just learned Rick has an imgur account where he used to post his... comedy?

Imagine thinking that imgur is meant as anything other than a free upload service. Who the fuck hangs out in the comments on imgur? Who hangs out in THEIR OWN COMMENT SECTION on imgur? What a fag lmao.

Crocodylus Acutus · Tuesday at 1:49 PM

Something Awful said:
I'm sure it's been posted before, but I just learned Rick has an imgur account where he used to post his... comedy?

I know he's an "author" but that doesn't mean he needs to write a novel to tell a joke (and I use that term loosely here).

Judge Holden · Tuesday at 1:51 PM

Was searching his feed with random words to mine for pics and found this one I aint seen before

There is genuinely something unsettlingly dysgenic about his cranium

Make Anime Illegal · Tuesday at 2:00 PM

Point 707 said:
Something totally out of the blue but I looked up Patrick Tomlinson on Amazon and found a different man of that name who is apparently a child psychologist.

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Enjoy therapy, traumachild...

Jekyll and Hyde but they have the same name. One form helps children, the other turns them into pepperoni.

Bias Judge. · Tuesday at 2:03 PM

Judge Holden said:
Was searching his feed with random words to mine for pics and found this one I aint seen before
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There is genuinely something unsettlingly dysgenic about his cranium
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He does butt-stuff. This 100% confirms it.

McMitch · Tuesday at 2:04 PM

Judge Holden said:
There is genuinely something unsettlingly dysgenic about his cranium

It’s the weird way he tries to smile by pressing his lips in and forward combined with his hair being buzzed save for a greasy triangle of curls on the front.

Also it’s because he’s fat.

Judge Holden · Tuesday at 2:08 PM

Make Anime Illegal said:
Jekyll and Hyde but they have the same name. One form helps children, the other turns them into pepperoni.

From that time forward, Mr. Holden began to haunt the door in the by-street of Milwaukee hovels. In the morning before office hours, at noon when business at Chubbys Cheesesteak was plenty and time scarce, at night under the face of the fogged city moon, by all lights and at all hours of solitude or concourse, the was to be found on his chosen post.

“If he be Mr. Pig,” he had thought, “I shall be Mr. Tits.”

....ya know I have not actually read this novella since I was like 13 even If I remembered the "If he be Mr. Hyde, I shall be Mr. Seek” quote I just mutilated....think im gonna reread now

Pig man if you are reading this maybe you could have both Jekyll AND Hyde doubleteam Tiny Tim in your next novel as part of some paradoxical assfuck hootenanny

Useful_Mistake · Tuesday at 2:11 PM

PATRICK IS BEING SUED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

https://x.com/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0730-0311-54/https://x.com:443/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

break these cuffs · Tuesday at 2:16 PM

Useful_Mistake said:
PATRICK IS BEING SUED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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https://x.com/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0730-0311-54/https://x.com:443/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

Those of us squatting payleslie.lol-esque urls stay winning.

Summer of George · Tuesday at 2:21 PM

Wooaaw look at the size of that noggin! Must be a whole lotta thinkin meats in there

Useful_Mistake · Tuesday at 2:24 PM

From /r/nazisFORSirPatrick titled "User SpaceEdge has died"

The Redditor claims they found the following on www.kiwifarms.gov

The post ends with "He was 14 years old"

Dick Pooman · Tuesday at 2:33 PM

Useful_Mistake said:
From /r/nazisFORSirPatrick titled "User SpaceEdge has died"

The Redditor claims they found the following on www.kiwifarms.gov
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The post ends with "He was 14 years old"

"I sat right here, child, and said I didn't want any TruCoat."

Something Awful · Tuesday at 2:40 PM

Useful_Mistake said:
PATRICK IS BEING SUED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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https://x.com/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0730-0311-54/https://x.com:443/virtuallyleslie/status/1950230199922282911

She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

What protected status? Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.

Useful_Mistake · Tuesday at 2:47 PM

From /r/PatForCongress (note, I was unable to find the actual post on Bluesky and archive it)

Something Awful said:
She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

What protected status? Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.

"Washington State Human Rights" likely refers to "Washington State Human Rights Commission" which does not require an individual to sue on their own behalf as I understand it

Drama Fan · Tuesday at 3:39 PM

Something Awful said:
She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

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What protected status? Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.

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There's no way in which this ends well. "WA State Human Rights" something having jurisdiction? Super special protected status? Are they going to enjoy prison for being stalker children?
Pull up Leslie. Don't become a Patrick.

East_Clintwood · Tuesday at 3:54 PM

Drama Fan said:
There's no way in which this ends well. "WA State Human Rights" something having jurisdiction? Super special protected status? Are they going to enjoy prison for being stalker children?
Pull up Leslie. Don't become a Patrick.

There are worse fates than becoming a Patrick. Filing weirdo Human Rights tribunal cases is a step down the path of becoming Jonathan Yaniv

Pat's Pointer Finger · Tuesday at 4:04 PM

Something Awful said:
She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

i'm hoping she sues patrick a little, as a treat

An automatic clown · Tuesday at 4:33 PM

Update:

Pendulous Dong · Tuesday at 4:51 PM

Leslie is finally going to take the half-hovel for her own and Patrick is going to have to write his childings on the back of a Hoolie's receipt.

Something Awful · Tuesday at 5:22 PM

Ah yes, the beautiful evolution of ever new terms to be offended about, until you run out and have to start recycling. Nobody tell these faggots that "person of color" is pretty fucking similar to "colored person" when you think very long and hard about it.

Rick oinking about "deliberate sterilization of language" pisses me off. He's on board with every wokeshit newspeak term except this one because some random synapses fired and it reminded him of a Carlin video he saw.

Thanks Rick, calling them "sex workers" instead of prostitutes really makes piss play that much more dignified.

"The undocumented" are our friends, they harvest and prepare our food? Are you listening to yourself, you fat fucking retard?

Summer of George

Crocodylus Acutus

SANCTISSIMUM CROCODILUM

Judge Holden

The Immense and Terrible Flesh

Make Anime Illegal

Only trannies can both dilate and diearly.

Bias Judge.

McMitch

Judge Holden

The Immense and Terrible Flesh

Useful_Mistake

Fire Nation sympathizer

break these cuffs

I'd rather 6 pool like ActionJesuz

Summer of George

Useful_Mistake

Fire Nation sympathizer

Dick Pooman

Muchacho Sauce

Something Awful

“Metropoloid void so damn smothering”

Useful_Mistake

Fire Nation sympathizer

Drama Fan

All science is super science, young Dean

East_Clintwood

Pat's Pointer Finger

An automatic clown

Rowsdower !

Pendulous Dong

shimmies bigly

Something Awful

“Metropoloid void so damn smothering”

SANCTISSIMUM CROCODILUM

The Immense and Terrible Flesh

Only trannies can both dilate and diearly.

The Immense and Terrible Flesh

Fire Nation sympathizer

I'd rather 6 pool like ActionJesuz

Fire Nation sympathizer

Muchacho Sauce

“Metropoloid void so damn smothering”

Fire Nation sympathizer

All science is super science, young Dean

Rowsdower !

*shimmies bigly*

“Metropoloid void so damn smothering”

shimmies bigly