DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
I know I'm gonna sound retarded, gay, and a little philish, but I feel like whenever I tune in to Phil's streams, he hits the goal, like I'm part of some comic joke in the vein of the two-photon double-slit experiment. The more I observe, the more money the pig receives. Hence why I'm starting to f5 this godforsaken site and somehow, it's been working. Still, I want that crown on raw Phil and Phil's kick stream....
 
Wtf Jayde

You mean " I come soon?"

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The thing is, what could Leanna possibly say that has any impact? Phil would obviously deny it all as he always does, and unless Leanna plans on being active 24/7, whatever she claims would get drowned by the endless coping sessions.
220 cop said one thing one time and nothing will be the same.
Bank Leaks happened once and went off but our image of him is forever.
Jasper revealed WWE Champions confirmation, and it was set in stone from then on, whether he caved and said something or not.
Everyday Phil opens his mouth and admits some stupid shit like penis pumps, hair combed by mommy, snack pizzas, or busted house/busted mo-wife and it's always with us.

If she came out one time and told us about his limp dick and him beating off in his office while avoiding her when all she wanted was some down dick, to go out and eat, and spend a bit on his credit cards at Pier 1 Imports it would ring true enough that no amount of cope-scuses and twisting the truth by Philliam would ever undo it, much like TIHYDP or beating off on stream to become the guy sticks forever.
 
220 cop said one thing one time and nothing will be the same.
Bank Leaks happened once and went off but our image of him is forever.
Jasper revealed WWE Champions confirmation, and it was set in stone from then on, whether he caved and said something or not.
Everyday Phil opens his mouth and admits some stupid shit like penis pumps, hair combed by mommy, snack pizzas, or busted house/busted mo-wife and it's always with us.

If she came out one time and told us about his limp dick and him beating off in his office while avoiding her when all she wanted was some down dick, to go out and eat, and spend a bit on his credit cards at Pier 1 Imports it would ring true enough that no amount of cope-scuses and twisting the truth by Philliam would ever undo it, much like TIHYDP or beating off on stream to become the guy sticks forever.
Anyone who thinks Pandalee is going to come back for 10 or even 50 grand is delusional. Bitch got out of the hell house and made her own life after getting a wake up call about life.
Besides that:
  • "Detractors" or aylawgs literally swatted her and fucked with her family and shit
  • Not every single person you meet in life is going to want to go on some faggots shitty podcast to get some epic superchats to spill private gossip about someone
  • If she applies for any job or anything in the future it will be judged by her most recent online appearance and telling the world your ex had premature ejaculation or whatever isn't really a very kosher look.
She has very little to gain (a small amount of money) and a hell of a lot to lose by doing it. She's never going to come back. DSP doesn't have any "leverage" against her or whatever people want to complain - anyone sensible that has come across DSP and done an interview or was an ex-friend of his has left him on his own for very good reason and found other shit to do with their life.

10 grand sounds like an awful lot of money to people who don't have a job and don't want to fuck with the security of their job.
 
Real talk guys, is "DSP Tries It" just an excuse to do a tax write off for his dinner that he would have ordered anyway?

Is that why he used to "try" shower gel and such? It's just a fucking scam isn't it lol. That's why he won't do actually good ideas for "Tries It" because it's not just something he was going to buy anyway he can write off as business expenses.
 
Real talk guys, is "DSP Tries It" just an excuse to do a tax write off for his dinner that he would have ordered anyway?

Is that why he used to "try" shower gel and such? It's just a fucking scam isn't it lol. That's why he won't do actually good ideas for "Tries It" because it's not just something he was going to buy anyway he can write off as business expenses.
So I might be able to enlighten this a bit. Back in the day, like Connecticut condo, 4chan used to haunt him. There would be threads joking about questions he'd be stupid enough to answer, there'd be jokes about what kind of slop he might try next. Some of these people were of the mind to go and comment it on his YT. Sometimes this was funny, and it contributed to the comedy of TIHYDP. The vast majority of people watching him, commenting, has always been people who want to fuck with him directly or otherwise. He's retarded, and as a lolcow he literally cannot see through these completely transparent efforts. He went through a time of dropped income, depression, and deepening alcoholism (which was very evident in his uploads) and during this time the first soap review dropped. It was a pretty legendary time.
Anyone who thinks Pandalee is going to come back for 10 or even 50 grand is delusional.
I dunno who thinks she's ever going to come back outside her life imploding for unrelated reasons to the point where she'd suck dick for nickels, because then detractorbux would sound good. I just wanted to argue that if she did, and said the right things, it would leave an impact. Don't forget the implied pegging during the escort saga, and how this was brought up on his streams at the time, which caused him to skip a few prestreams, a before unheard of thing.
 
The past week or so I noticed DSP's live viewer count being pretty low at random moments, so since I was bored while battling the flu (:_(, I decided to dive into this a little deeper. This also ties into the observations about how utterly boring and low-effort his streams are.

I went through the archived re-streams and took the live viewer count from his own channel (DSPGaming) at hourly intervals, and these are the results. Not ground-breaking stuff by any means, but I wanted to share this anyway.

Early streams chart:
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Late streams chart:
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Raw data and averages

Early streams:

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Late streams:
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Some conclusions:
  • The average live viewer count is hands down abysmal for a Youtube channel with 219K subscribers
    • not surpassing the 182 mark during early streams
    • not surpassing the 156 mark during late streams
  • The highest number of live viewers is 350
  • His best scoring streams were the two Battlefield 6 streams
    • more people tuned in just to see the train wreck of his game journalist-style skills
  • Looking at the average viewer count and his $150-per-stream goal, he basically expects literally every viewer to give him $1, which is absolutely insane
    • but in reality it's 3 to 4 whales coughing up 50-70% of the total amount of contributions, every single stream without fail
  • Everyone loves DSP now!
  • DSP is fat and I would not have sex with him
 
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If she applies for any job or anything in the future it will be judged by her most recent online appearance and telling the world your ex had premature ejaculation or whatever isn't really a very kosher look.
Disagree, you obviously haven't seen the HR/hiring department anytime recently. They're literally swarming with BPD Tiktok dancers they would love this shit
 
Is he really complaining about a 25h playthrough? What the fuck, he's worse than the zoomers who had their attention-spans disintegrated by TikTok at this point. What a fucking faggot.
 
Zero goals today. The dents must be terrified.
Yeah, today we will get the full out Karen business meeting and then out of nowhere he will hit 3 goals at once to consume slob while crowing about needing more support

Of coursew the outcome I want is for him to hit no goals this week just to piss him off even more. His unhinged begging sessions are still the best content (I would expect some Kc content on Phil soon)
 
I know I'm gonna sound retarded, gay, and a little philish, but I feel like whenever I tune in to Phil's streams, he hits the goal, like I'm part of some comic joke in the vein of the two-photon double-slit experiment. The more I observe, the more money the pig receives. Hence why I'm starting to f5 this godforsaken site and somehow, it's been working. Still, I want that crown on raw Phil and Phil's kick stream....
Its still back here. In the back of my head, the back of my mind and its always telling me that as soon as Tevin or ALT or anyone restreams Phil he'll have hit the goal in seconds. No. Its not just you.
 
Some conclusions:
  • The average live viewer count is hands down abysmalfor a Youtube channel with 219K subscribers
    • not surpassing the 182 mark during early streams
    • not surpassing the 156 mark during late streams
  • The highest number of live viewers is 350
  • His best scoring streams were the two Battlefield 6 streams
    • more people tuned in just to see the train wreck of his game journalist-style skills
  • Looking at the average viewer count and his $150-per-stream goal, he basically expects literally every viewer to give him $1, which is absolutely insane
    • but in reality it's 3 to 4 whales coughing up 50-70% of the total amount of contributions, every single stream without fail
As somebody who looked at this for a week, do you think there’s weight at the theory of him having view bots to keep a minimum number of viewers?

I mean now it might be sad if he has a 50 viewer buffer still active but there was a long time when the view number would only dip below 1 number when he was getting kicked offline or when his stream ended.

Also if there was ever a day that showed he gives zero fucks about what he does, it was yesterday. Only saw his stupid Daily Wrap (something no other streamer does since they don’t have retards for fans and hide their autism better). One game he was happy to finish, since it wasn’t hitting goals, and the other he whines that he needs to finish, again because not hitting goals. He really treats games as the filler content between begging.

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Not really related to anything current, but it just occurred to me recently how many insider references you could make to Phil and how exhausting that must be for any mod who genuinely wants to follow Phil's command to banbanban. Just off the top of my head:

It's the Guy
1651
Number 1 American SF player in 2004
PandaLee is NOT Asian
"The camera was on the whole time, huh?"
"I'm prahbably one of the best overall gamers in the country."
"WHY AM I TAHXIC?"
"I need that money, I really do."
Slapping the 11-year-old
Calla doody
"That wouldn't work offline."
"I can pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level."
"There's a sick motherfucker on the Internet..."
"Muh wife" *thumb at door*
ack ack ack
Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P)
2 big bills
Suburuman

Imagine having that many references to you, all of them to your stupidity, toxicity, and ineptitude. Even 4th-place at EVO is a sneak diss.

I don't know why people think Leanna was some kind of hellcat, she just seemed childish and dorky to me. SHe wasn't begging for it in that hotel room, she was just being silly. I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was just as sexless as Fail is.
Leanna complained to the Internet that Phil wouldn't tap that ("the sex I'm not getting at this exact moment"). And if you think what she was doing in that hotel room was "just being silly", I'm concerned about your ability to recognize social cues.
 
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