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He must have been Momma Raven's mulligan because she fucked him up beyond all human recognition. It's good she learned from her mistakes and Kyle Tomlinson turned out normal and now torments his mentally fucked brother on Xitter.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Tiny Chinaman
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This nigger Fatrick cant stop thinking about the sex lives of young men. Faggot ass niggerView attachment 7837749
Here's a fun thing about Rick when it comes to never getting a bitch. Fruity faggot queer fart huffer
It's funny to see that piggy wants to fatly gave out advice for young men on how to getting laid, whilst admitting himself being undesirable for 3 straight decades of his fat life and telling other young men to seek for approval of women. That's rich coming from a huge misogynist that wants to murder his ex-wife and unborn daughter. That's a bad omen right there, to hear a fat Wisconsinite pig giving out sex advice on Threads.
Fat, ugly, 1.7 GPA, greasy, dogshit fashion taste, consoomer. No wonder all those 3 decades are wasted on hunting black children, seeking for niggers in the gay sauna and grinding them into niggeroni and getting niggers to fart in Big Nick's vagina. Also fatly gay.
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What? Young for your age? You look like you're on the wrong side of 60. We're around the same age man and I don't have nearly that much grey hair, likely weigh half of you, and I still have a full head of hair and eyebrows. You have more neck folds than a turkey. My father looks better than you and he's in his 70's. When you sit down you look like you have larger breasts than your dyke wife. We all know you desperately wanted to show off your cleavage in that photo. I be you do wear underwear, but it's your wife's because you're a faggot and likely think cotton is too course for your micro penis, but you have to be technical Tomlinson and claim you don't. Fucking queer ass, lisping, motherfucker.
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He does act young for his age tho. Lots of insufferable 14-year-olds around who act just like Fat.
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Breaking news guys, Pat has stealth published A Christmas Carnage, and it's already No. 3 on the NYT bestseller li-
Oh whoops, I got my authors mixed up. I was actually talking about a short story collection edited by Brian Keene, with contributions from dozens of his fellow authors and an introduction by Stephen King himself!
The collection also has 4.2 stars on Goodreads, making it higher rated than any of Pat's books. Congrats, Brian!
Oh whoops, I got my authors mixed up. I was actually talking about a short story collection edited by Brian Keene, with contributions from dozens of his fellow authors and an introduction by Stephen King himself!
The collection also has 4.2 stars on Goodreads, making it higher rated than any of Pat's books. Congrats, Brian!
Unknown God
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Nobody cares but I can't help myself. I think your reading failed you a bit here. "I have not wanted for sex in three decades" doesn't mean he was not wanted. Fatrick is bragging about how he supposedly had so much sex all his life. Which of course is even more pathetic because 1) lol, lmao even and 2) that's the kind of shit only the most insecure dudebros ever say and are universally received by cringing from everyone who is not himself also an insecure dudebro.
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Well we think it is... but considering this is twitter and we have lolcows here on the Farms that are actually even more retarded for real (remember Sissy Baby Pansy?
), I'm putting that guy in my "God please make it a Pest" folder for now.
YouTube Autist
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It is true.
Dramatic Line Break Rick introduces his following to concepts and how they differ from solids, liquids and gasses. Epic.
Justice is neither a liquid, a solid, nor a gas.
Much like Patrick.
Enjoy prison.
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Depending on how the days are counted, the case should be available for inspection either today or tomorrow. Either way, soon.
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Pat is broke, has high blood pressure, and a fat white wife. He essentially is a nigger.
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don't insult niggers by comparing them to Fat Rick
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Featured on Aug 28, 2025 by Useful_Mistake: Leslie Varney filed a "Petition for Protection Order" against Lolcow Patrick Tomlinson in which he is accused of stalking and harassing her.
VARNEY VS TOMLINSON
2/4 documents are sealed. Non sealed docs purchased by me and uploaded to you all.
The document titled "Law Enforcement and Confidential Information" would contain the following info:
2/4 documents are sealed. Non sealed docs purchased by me and uploaded to you all.
The document titled "Law Enforcement and Confidential Information" would contain the following info:
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Please let this go through and they take his guns. I don't ask for much, but this would be a magical thing. He would seethe like nobody has ever seethed before.
Edit: Was the provenance of the letter sent to Prentis confirmed 100% to be Pat? I recall some doubt. It definitely sounds like something he would write. It's extremely melodramatic.
Edit: Was the provenance of the letter sent to Prentis confirmed 100% to be Pat? I recall some doubt. It definitely sounds like something he would write. It's extremely melodramatic.
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Plus he would deny it, even during a live feed with police officers forcing entry to his home to confiscate his guns.
“No Child, that is not correct. My guns are not being confiscated.”
“Enjoy prison.”
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Leslie, honey, with all due respect...you're making yourself and your career look bad
I guess that's why she didn't sue him for defamation
I guess that's why she didn't sue him for defamation
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The real gem here is the email someone sent to Leslaaay's agency through the contact form on their website.
Anyone could have entered Pat's address on the form and the letter itself is obviously AI generated, so this is most likely a pest's doing.
However, the notable absence of blood oaths to the immortal spirit of Adolf Hitler or threats of racial violence against black people puts the pest theory into question: why write something so tame if your goal is to mess with Rick?
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Is there something you'd like to confess about you and Patrick?
No way this is getting granted to that extent. But I AM HOPING
No way this is getting granted to that extent. But I AM HOPING
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Christ but it is a tough call. On one hand, it would be short-sighted even for Fatrick to try and pull something like this, and it’s not even on Twitter/bluesky; on the other hand, it is incredibly histrionic and effeminate in its writing style, alongside Fatrick’s insistence on spelling “doxing” incorrectly and usage of Nazis to demonize Leslie’s correspondence. If this is sincere, that means there’s nude pictures of Fatrick floating about; while I have no interest in actually viewing them, the idea he’s been DMing pictures of his third sink faucet is fucking hilarious.