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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Reform is holding their conference today
Labour has taken to tweeting the night before to seethe :jacefedora:
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The "link" to download the manifesto is just soundbites and quotes they've picked.
Why talk about manifestos if GE is so far away?
 
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I’m no Farage fan but considering how much Starmer & Lammy et al jets off out of the country for pointless meetings that “anywhere but clacton” one reeks of desperation.
 
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The Telegraph is reporting that Big Ange is leaving government.

UPDATE: Formal statement now released. Rayner resigns as deputy PM and as Housing Minister.
 
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt. Absolute lunacy, to have been out with the daggers in similar circumstances when in opposition calling others scum, to doing almost the exact same herself.

So who replaces her? Decide Reeves has fucked up being a chancellor long enough and move her somewhere she can cause less damage?
 
As soon as I saw that first salvo of articles come out within an hour of one another I knew this was going to be a hatchet job.

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Don't forget to take your "World's Shittest Mum" mug you absolute fucking waste.

50 points to Streetingdor.
 
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt. Absolute lunacy, to have been out with the daggers in similar circumstances when in opposition calling others scum, to doing almost the exact same herself.

So who replaces her? Decide Reeves has fucked up being a chancellor long enough and move her somewhere she can cause less damage?
I would be shocked if Reeves is let go, would spook the bond market too much and Kier has tied himself too much to her. So if she goes, will be questions on why he hasn't.
 
I'd say she should also fuck off as MP, but she'll not do that because not only will she lose her gravy train ticket, Andy Burnham would have his eyes on her seat too.

And who was trying their very best to deny Burnham a chance to return to Westminster whilst he's an active mayor? Oh right, Angela Rayner. Talk about revenge...

Also BBC is reporting a cabinet reshuffle is in progress at the same time and it has already been confirmed that Dalek Reeves will remain as the chancellor.
 
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