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The Playmaker/Overdrive. Widely regarded as one of the worst finishers in wrestling history.
💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier
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Pfft, some of us have standards
2020 Bandit: Acab lol
2025 Bandit: Wah, my car got broken into, help me police
Also, who just leaves their wad of emergency cash sitting in their car? Or even merch honestly, twitters full of indie wrestlers going "why would someone break into my car and steal the obvious piles of merch (aka: free stuff) I left in the back seat?"
Since he calls it "our parking spot" I assume this happened outside his new secret girlfriends place, or she's traveling with him to his hole in the wall indie shows.
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So this is apparently the lady who robbed his car, its some fat lady who got into his car and took all of his cash and merchandise.Pfft, some of us have standards
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2020 Bandit: Acab lol
2025 Bandit: Wah, my car got broken into, help me police
Also, who just leaves their wad of emergency cash sitting in their car? Or even merch honestly, twitters full of indie wrestlers going "why would someone break into my car and steal the obvious piles of merch (aka: free stuff) I left in the back seat?"
Since he calls it "our parking spot" I assume this happened outside his new secret girlfriends place, or she's traveling with him to his hole in the wall indie shows.
Naturally the biggest thing he's upset about was the cash since that's hard to get back.
Apparently this fat lady wasn't a good thief though, because she left fingerprints all over the car and she had apparently tried to grab Joey's gun that he has in his car but then dropped it cause i'm guessing she didn't want to get caught with heat.
So to put it all into conclusion.
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So apparently it's gotten worse for Joey now, as scammers are now targeting him because they somehow have his credit card information or some shit.
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If that happened in State with a revolving door policy than that's on him. Stick to Red States where police will actually try and capture thieves. There's more than enough evidence to get them and throw them in jail, by the looks of her she'll likely get deported. No point protecting criminals if you want any sympathy from real people. Just take it on the chin if you want to act this way Joseph.
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So Joey's gotten closer to finding out who the lady who robbed him is, according to him doing his own investigative work but it also appears that she is completely retarded since she tried to use Joey's money to buy shit. He also confirms that there is $5,000 in his emergency fund, and he has his old cellphone stolen as well.
So what does he do when he's down on money? Promote Palestinian charities.
So what does he do when he's down on money? Promote Palestinian charities.
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Maybe I'm retarded, but how is Joey tracking his money / a store reporting Joey's money was spent there?So Joey's gotten closer to finding out who the lady who robbed him is, according to him doing his own investigative work but it also appears that she is completely retarded since she tried to use Joey's money to buy shit. He also confirms that there is $5,000 in his emergency fund, and he has his old cellphone stolen as well.
My impression was this emergency fund was cash. Unless it's all in Bandit Bucks™ or Joey wrote down & distributed the serial number of each bill and stores are checking every bill they recieve...a wad of cash is a wad of cash?
I question whether he's doing any detective work and not just making shit up. If I had Joey for a neighbor & he knocked on my door I wouldn't tell him shit.
"Dear, the weird kid from down the street who likes to play dressup is at the door again. This time they're wearing a detecive coat & hat and say they're hunting crime..."
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Well I don't think he's doing much work, because his solution to the lost $5000 he's freaking out about is whoring himself out with thirst trap shit.
And Grifting by begging for people to donate to him.
Small moment of self-clarity, but quickly shuts it down.
He also apparently had time to do an interview with some fat troon for some nu metal website.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/interv...estling-as-a-performance-thirst-traps.228209/
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Unsurprising given that these types of people are who are fans of Joey and are more than willing to waste their money on his grift, but that's on them. If trannies and troon chasers want to burn through their money that's on them.
Besides that Joey is latching onto the Robert Martyr disappearance and trying to larp as a detective for that.
And we have a crossover with troon vtuber Nyara.
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Every time I see “@Rudolf's Friend replied to the thread Community Happenings Submissions” in my notifications I always expect Kidd Bandit to pop up.
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Where I'm from they'd basically say sorry not sorry and good luck finding your own shit.
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To be honest I wanted to post about the Robbery as soon as it happened, but I wasn't able to, and nobody else made a post about it. Probably a good thing since letting it develop allowed even more shit to happen. Guess we'll see if the thief gets caught but either ways Joey got his money from it.
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Clearly Kidd Bandit is a poor detective as well as a poor pornstar both literally and figuratively. Money was taken but wrestling merch is taken too. Wrestling Merch is niche and people only get it if they either like the wrestler or they recognize the wrestler, so some bitch taking it because she thinks he's a New Japan twink #500 is out of the question. Another peice is that Kidd Bandit's gun is taken, clearly someone doesn't want Kidd Bandit to kill himself or others. Lastly look at the fat woman, now anyone can be fat but it's clearly pregnancy from the way she looks.
Thus the one culprit that has motive is Calvin Motherfucking Tankman. Calvin called up his baby mamma to break into Kidd Bandit's car. Calvin wants to powerbomb Kidd Bandit until he's a broken quivering doll whose going to slink into Thailand. Clearly the biggest baddest blackest motherfucker not only has motive but has a grudge.
Thus the one culprit that has motive is Calvin Motherfucking Tankman. Calvin called up his baby mamma to break into Kidd Bandit's car. Calvin wants to powerbomb Kidd Bandit until he's a broken quivering doll whose going to slink into Thailand. Clearly the biggest baddest blackest motherfucker not only has motive but has a grudge.
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So one of the troon chasers must have donated the entire money in his bank account, cause Joey was celebrating and giving them props for giving the most money.
What do the troon chasers get in return for giving him all of that money? He follows them back.
He's still begging to be signed by AEW and thinks that if he and his fans are annoying enough Tony will hire Joey.
And he released a thirst trap video of himself shirtless while trying to cover up his fake boobs and with his shark plushie. This is what his fans find hot.
What do the troon chasers get in return for giving him all of that money? He follows them back.
He's still begging to be signed by AEW and thinks that if he and his fans are annoying enough Tony will hire Joey.
And he released a thirst trap video of himself shirtless while trying to cover up his fake boobs and with his shark plushie. This is what his fans find hot.
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i don't see it asked yet, and i don't see it shown, but did the beanertroon just leave the car door unlocked? sincerely doubt a woman(?) that looks like that would know how to break in a car carefully, and if it was forceful i assume shed've probably freaked the fuck out instead of idly handling fallout toys and inspecting the car. plus he'd be begging for more donations for glass and shit. someone that fat also is waddling back to their car instead of blocks away so should be a license plate, especially if he's found out she's been at multiple cities. he can find that out but has no plate number?
why was his emergency fund in his car instead of a house or bank? if it must be in the car, why was it not hidden somewhere, even something niggerigged like a lockbox chained to a metal bar under the seat, which a deathfat thief would have been unable to get to, especially if it was disguised at all? why did you not lock the fucking door so alarms would go off?
i mean honestly, it's one thing to be robbed from some black guy with equipment and or ungabunga, but i think the shame of being robbed from by a 350lb woman that probably just goes car to car til one is unlocked is worse than the monetary loss. i mean at his word, you essentially just had a tlc show contestant waddle to your car door, freely open it, open the glovebox with a open envelope with 5 k, played with your fallout prop, set it down, bored, then waddled away with envelope in hand
why was his emergency fund in his car instead of a house or bank? if it must be in the car, why was it not hidden somewhere, even something niggerigged like a lockbox chained to a metal bar under the seat, which a deathfat thief would have been unable to get to, especially if it was disguised at all? why did you not lock the fucking door so alarms would go off?
i mean honestly, it's one thing to be robbed from some black guy with equipment and or ungabunga, but i think the shame of being robbed from by a 350lb woman that probably just goes car to car til one is unlocked is worse than the monetary loss. i mean at his word, you essentially just had a tlc show contestant waddle to your car door, freely open it, open the glovebox with a open envelope with 5 k, played with your fallout prop, set it down, bored, then waddled away with envelope in hand
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Part of me is thinking this robbery was faked for the reasons you just said.
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That's what I was wondering when I saw the pics. This fat lady did not look like a car thief at all, didn't wear a mask so her face was caught right on camera, and put her fingerprints all over his car but was somehow able to break into the car without smashing the window and seemingly without a lockpick? Makes no sense at all.