I want to state that I do not condone any sort of gay ops against lolcows but this statement is going to make him even more of a target. Just keep in mind that there is right now a concerted effort to archive/document, dox and life ruinate leftists celebrating Charlie's death and I'm sure the people involved don't know or give a shit about Fatrick's lore.
I don't see why people are shocked by Patrick's reaction to Kirk's assassination. Fat ass has done nothing but showcase that he is a complete psychopath over his time on the internet.
I know it is a shocking to always realize there is never a bottom for these people, but the reality is people like Tomlinson cannot ever be reasoned with. They will either kill if presented the opportunity or cheer on the person who does it. It is horrifying but it is the truth.
The final Josiah tape is a certified hood classic, but for me the funniest thing isn't any of the severely hilarious lines themselves, but the fact a clearly middle aged man is SEETHING at a snotty teenager/young man. Way to let some sprat absolutely chap your ass fatso.
If forced to pick a favorite line, I'm going to have to go with: "Your problem, child, is that we already figured that out", "You figured out that you are a fat faggot with bitch tits?"
That is some fucking Happy Gilmore "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast/you eat pieces of shit for breakfast" tier comedy.
This is bar none one of the stupidest things Patrick could've posted in response to the shooting. It's not surprising coming from him, but still enormously stupid. Up until now the types of people that have been fucking with him since Norm/11 were chaotic internet trolls. Cowtippers riling him up purely to make him squeal. The internet equivilent to a bunch of children poking fun at the weird kid during recess.
But with these kinds of comments he could begin attracting the kinds of trolls who do so not just to rile up the ragepig, but out of a sense of righteous anger. Think of the caliber of people who post in snark subreddits, but on the other side of the political spectrum. Fucking with him in ways that go beyond messaging him JPGs of wookies or threatening to poop in his toilet. It probably wont lead to anything, but If his comments are picked up by the libsoftiktok types it could get even worse for Pat.
But with these kinds of comments he could begin attracting the kinds of trolls who do so not just to rile up the ragepig, but out of a sense of righteous anger.
Aw, those guys aren't funny. They could never come up with funny shit like Boomia. Patposting is a joyous and silly affair - that's when it's at its best. Think of the Lizard King. Fat tries to turn everything, no matter how inconsequential or goofy, into a stochastic moment of great, po-faced political importance, and that's why he's so funny.
I don't see why people are shocked by Patrick's reaction to Kirk's assassination. Fat ass has done nothing but showcase that he is a complete psychopath over his time on the internet.
I know it is a shocking to always realize there is never a bottom for these people, but the reality is people like Tomlinson cannot ever be reasoned with. They will either kill if presented the opportunity or cheer on the person who does it. It is horrifying but it is the truth.
I think the most offensive part is that he probably didn't even know who Kirk is until today. He likely still doesn't.
It's like General Fatton Pat, Mechanic Pat, Ballistics Expert Pat, Sportsfan Pat, Gym Pat, Home Improvement Pat, Gardener Pat, etc.
None of those know what the fuck they're talking about. Political Pat is the same but it's maybe his most effeminate Patsona because he operates on pure social contagion and just repeats whatever is in and will help him fit in.
"Oh you're anorexic? I'm anorexic. You're nonbinary? I'm nonbinary. You think Charlie Kirk spread fascism so it's ok to murder him? O EM GEE. I think Charlie Kirk spread fascism so it's ok to murder him too!"
Charlie Kirk never stopped asking about the Epstein files. If Pat was the creative type he'd be out here calling it an inside job from sippy cup Caligula, instead of predictable, thuggish grave-dancing on Xitter.
Happy Norm/11 fellow stalker children, pests, and patposters. May we never forget that Norm Macdonald was actually funny and Patrick is a Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits
Can someone help me with FatPat lore? I have been following from the beginning but I missed the part where Dan is connected to diapers? Why is that a thing? It’s kinda weird and I have absolutely zero clue why posters keep pushing it.
I feel like it was sort of a natural outgrowth of the fact that his mail order wife owns a cleaning company. A woman who scrubs strangers' toilets surely wouldn't balk at changing her own husband's diaper, right?
(Certain forrems users accuse Dan of using major events in the Patlore timeline as props to hype up his podcast. PCJ's death, the release of the "Sir Don't Do That" court audio, etc. That's the beef so far as I can tell.)
See the craziest thing about all of this to me is not his reaction, not how scummy he can be, not how immensely fat he is; it’s the fact that anyone still uses fucking Threads
See the craziest thing about all of this to me is not his reaction, not how scummy he can be, not how immensely fat he is; it’s the fact that anyone still uses fucking Threads
Pat must correct the record about himself and how much better he would be at assassinations (and all other things) than whatever is currently happening or whoever is currently interacting with him. And doing it in such an assholish way that they turn into Patposters instead of enjoying prison, which they will enjoy.
Wrong, child. He'll use this shooting to argue that the Trump one was staged. He'll say something like: "See, this guy could hit a stationary target from that distance, so this must mean Crooks missed on purpose!"
Guess I was wrong. Pat got the memo that the Dem establishment he loves so much considers himself a part of wasn't going with the he had it coming lol route, so now he's pivoted to calling it a false flag.
Guess I was wrong. Pat got the memo that the Dem establishment he loves so much considers himself a part of wasn't going with the he had it coming lol route, so now he's pivoted to calling it a false flag. View attachment 7898673
Featured on Sep 11, 2025 by Null: Patrick S. Tomlinson once said that Norm MacDonald wasn't funny, so now 9/11 is an annual celebration of Patposting. Pat himself joins in by gravedancing.
Here goes...
FUCK CHARLIE KIRK (Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.) EDITION
Let's start with his amount of blocks in Clearsky, which we will combine with the childing reports and the Enjoy Prison reports.
So, in a quick conclusion, he has reached to...
Which is far more than the previous 924 blocked Skeeters in general by a big fat whopping 88 Skeeters who thinks Rick is full of shit and fat.
Additionally, we have his blocking numbers:
Which is...
We'll save it for later, stlaker children. Now, onto the fun part.
You all died here, stlaker, now you will never enjoy prison. Wait for the knock as I've never killed Bernell Trammell or suck black dicks in the gay sauna at all, stlaker. You have peanut butter in your mouth again. Ymunkoke your future, child, because Charlie Kirk deserves to be killed brutally, stlaker, as the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. #DLTIW
Add these with the previous Enjoy Prisons, we have:
177 + 471 + 458 + 546 + 190 + 5,254 = ...
From what I've seen, blocks and block lists seem to be separate as the people who follow the lists don't show up as individual blocks, so a lot more people have him blocked if they follow those lists. Even to his own side he's insufferable. Though some lists exists to just block out political people like him and of course there's some overlap as some users use basically the same lists just with different titles.
The one where he implies that Ukrainians should start throwing paint balloons at the periscope of Russian tanks is still my favourite resistance Pat tweet.