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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I tuned in a few mins late so I had to get guntchat's take on how old she said she was.

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I am retarded so the best I can do is a sideways, half quality catbox link. I can't get this or the full quality download I have to upload to KF with out it timing out. (I'm on TOR).
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  • Ralph does not give the girl any nickname
    • She's struggling with her anxiety throughout the video
    • She watches a lot of fast food content on YouTube
    • She likes Hello Kitty, and is wearing a Hello Kitty long sleeve in the video
    • She talks to old men on the internet (???)
  • Ralph is on his Mexican data plan, and the video quality is awful. The girl in particular, is difficult to parse.
  • Ralph pretends he doesn't have a self admitted hat purchasing addiction, and claims the store owners gave him the hat for free and that they were big fans of the killstream
  • Ralph was stranded at the airport for 2 hours waiting to be picked up by her
  • Ralph gave her a rundown of Sektur lore to some degree before the stream, as he keeps squealing Cogs name and she never questions who that is
  • :diddler: "It's better to ask for forgiveness, then ask for permission"
  • Ralph: "She's like 19..." Girl: "That's not true" Ralph: "Sorry, 25"
  • "I was born in the wrong generation..." :diddler: "Me too, I always thought I would do good as a Genghis Khan or somethin'... Augustus Caesar?"
  • The girl jokes that Ralph needs a puppet, and Ralph immediately states "I got one right here" and starts reaching for her butthole
  • Ralph purposefully doesn't talk about the 19 year old senorita, his kids, or his wife with her
  • Ralph claims they will be live on Rumble later tonight
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This one’s a trainwreck, lol. A low self-esteem little ragamuffin, all slouched over hiding behind a mop of hair, oversized glasses and a grimy oversized sweatshirt.
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Actually looks kinda downs-y at times
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Other times downright goblinesque
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Got a double chin and doughy face to rival Ralph’s
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and what is the deal with her TEETH
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Seriously??
 
Die For Me! said:
Nice try little girl, but your alcohol and gigantic cigar addiction have no sway over the SoberMale!
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Sorry Gators
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Oh look, a Jdanksrespecter x account. I wonder who's responsible to man the account to make it believable that there's some sped sending Ralph $500+ a week to watch CNN.
 
Man that steak is the cheapest piece of cow asshole the piece on the left is proof if this was such a high quality steak why did Ralph need a chainsaw to cut it.......Ralph wouldn't know quality if it punch him in his disgusting face. Look at his choice in women how he dresses and his overall appearance he even drinks shit spirits and eats like a ghetto bunny on SNAP.
 
WHY are her eyes like that?? They’re even wonkier than piggy’s.
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This just keeps getting worse. And she’s def a little chonk, from the reflection seen here
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hence the baggy clothes she tries to hide in.
Nice one, piggy. He’s become quite the middle-aged predator these days.
 
The girls name is Brixton I’m pretty sure. She’s @daggerpussy on xitter and icedanc3r on instagram. She banged Stavros Halkias and bragged about it a couple years ago then started a relationship with an obese meme rapper named Kirb LaGoop. They don’t follow each other on instagram anymore so I assume they broke up which is why she’s shacking up with the gunt.
 
Looks like our boy has bagged another tard baddie!
Things are looking up for my boy!
Hellspawn #3 is happening before the end of the year
Mr Medicaid, traitor Gator and limp dick Josh eternally BTFO

GAWDS PLAN
 
We're gonna get a third demon child to complete the trifecta, which in turn will spell the end of the sektur and all sektur adjacent personalities.

This is all Joshs fault btw
 
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