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💰 GrifterJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer
If he was wrong, his enemies were right. If his enemies were right about one thing, it stands to reason that they could be potentially correct about more of his failures. That can't happen; therefore everything he touches turns to gold, even when they very obviously fail.
Dunno about that, but some sleuthing earlier in this thread more or less confirmed that Hambeast's coffee is sourced from progressive coffee outfit which is against the anti-'woke' performative nonsense his coffee is supposedly about.
Dunno about that, but some sleuthing earlier in this thread more or less confirmed that Hambeast's coffee is sourced from progressive coffee outfit which is against the anti-'woke' performative nonsense his coffee is supposedly about.
It was proven repeatedly a while ago, it's just that anyone willing to overpay for BASED Brand coffee beans is more willing to believe his word that it's not than evidence that it is.
coffee isnt that complicated most people will buy the store brand and if you are more behind the hobby you will buy the legit expensive shit with a good coffee maker or the fancy italian or french ones. why the fuck this fat sperg based his business model on his youtube watchers is a mystery. some loser watching the quartering shitting his opinions on current things isnt after some gourmet coffee experiencie
coffee isnt that complicated most people will buy the store brand and if you are more behind the hobby you will buy the legit expensive shit with a good coffee maker or the fancy italian or french ones. why the fuck this fat sperg based his business model on his youtube watchers is a mystery. some loser watching the quartering shitting his opinions on current things isnt after some gourmet coffee experiencie
What even makes his coffee gourmet? That he made it? That it has a no name type of name? The flavors? The only thing I heard that distinguishes it from other coffee is that he makes it and that it has flavors, none of which that really makes me think it's premium, more that it's a gimmick coffee.
What even makes his coffee gourmet? That he made it? That it has a no name type of name? The flavors? The only thing I heard that distinguishes it from other coffee is that he makes it and that it has flavors, none of which that really makes me think it's premium, more that it's a gimmick coffee.
He's mentioned having stocks of Kona and other overpriced meme type beans, but he's always promoting the flavoured coffees which is about as premium as what you'd get at 7-11. Nobody that actually has enough of a discerning taste to get higher end beans is going to touch that shit even if the shilled flavours didn't sound like they'd pair awful with coffee, it completely defeats the purpose and the flavouring shit they mix in fucks up grinders.
He's mentioned having stocks of Kona and other overpriced meme type beans, but he's always promoting the flavoured coffees which is about as premium as what you'd get at 7-11. Nobody that actually has enough of a discerning taste to get higher end beans is going to touch that shit even if the shilled flavours didn't sound like they'd pair awful with coffee, it completely defeats the purpose and the flavouring shit they mix in fucks up grinders.
Flavored beans are the rejects so they dump oil on them to not taste as bad. Strawberry and blueberry coffee are a "special little treat" for people that don't know anything beyond Folgers.
You made me look this shit up. APPARENTLY, even though Kona coffee beans only come from Hawaii, and is quite expensive, you can get around that by only including a small amount in a bag mixed with other shit and calling it a blend, much like how crack cocaine is mixed with glass and fent. I feel Jeremy would go through similar cost cutting measures and not offer TRUE AND HONEST Kona coffee.
The World's Dumbest (and Fattest) Entrepreneur tried to spike the ball and show that he's a successful businessman and is immediately called out. His own screenshot contradicts his statement and displays only gross sales. Jeremy gives no actual profit statement and "forgets" to account for any business costs.
A lot of this math accounts for him actually running a real company with employees. He 100% does not roast the beans. At best him and Zach from Player One Coffee/Meta PCs have an operation a few miles away from the Millcreek facility where they take the roasted beans, possibly flavor them through chemical sorcery (this could easily also happen at Millcreek), then pack and ship them at this fulfillment center. This is at best.
People are starting to ask questions and Quartering is once again lying about his "coffee company."
In response to someone claiming he doesn't actually brew the coffee he's claiming a video he posted several years ago is in fact proof he owns a giant coffee brewing operation and that his own employees, equipment, and facility are shown in the video. Let's review why that is a very obvious lie.
So it's beyond any doubt he got this business idea from Zach at Player One/Meta PCs. We also know beyond any doubt Zach and Jeremy both rely on Millcreek to do the actual roasting then pay them to have their employees dress up and pretend to be Coffee Brand Coffee/Player One Coffee employees. We also know that whatever operations are happening here were built piggybacking off Player One Coffee's existing infrastructure (if that even really exists). The evidence for this is overwhelming and Quartering continues to lie and say his company also roasts the beans.
As far as fulfilment it's entirely possible Millcreek also does that. During Quartering's spat with Reddit he did say several times that he was "only" using Millcreek to handle fulfillment (which means the process of packaging and shipping products, independent from the roasting). Obviously he is lying about the extent of his business handled by Millcreek but if he is telling the truth about them handling fulfillment then his coffee truly is just "drop shipped garbage" like every other Youtuber and also suddenly we need to start asking the questions about "fundraising" for expensive coffee packaging equipment for "his business."
Here's the archives of him sperging out on Reddit, the claims Millcreek handles fulfillment are in there somewhere.
His Amazon sales continue to sit near all time lows. They've been floating around this level since after the Mother's Day gift box grift went sideways. Right now he's selling around 1300 units a month combined, almost a 50% drop from where he was before Mother's Day. It's clear he's planning to ramp back up though going into the Winter.
Detour:
Jeremy dropped a video to go with his Twitter meltdown. I thought this part was interesting. "I would never call Candice Owens a grifter"
Jeremy claims he...
Recap: So AT BEST Quartering is getting white label coffee from Millcreek, driving it 10 miles down the road then repacking, possibly flavoring, and shipping it out. AT WORST he's been lying this whole time and it's a fully hands off operation. Even if he does run the fulfillment he's trying to move 100% of that to Amazon, so he's not exactly out here creating careers like he claims when he's pitching this to his paypigs as some kind of all-American company that supports American workers. Either way I'd really like to know the truth on if Zach or Millcreek is in charge of running the fulfillment, maybe some autist will uncover the full truth eventually.
In conclusion though I'd like to note that Quartering only likes to post these "business success" posts during periods where his sales are temporarily spiking. He posted back when the sales from his Mother's Day boxes that he guilt tripped his fans into buying were still showing up, note the difference between this and his most recent "success" post is.
Back in June:
Last week:
So from this recent update we can see on Amazon he had a huge spike in orders this month, clearly from his Charlie Kirk grifting. Last month though he sold $40k on the back of 2312 units. We can see the average unit was sold at $16 this month which is also because he severely marked down the Spring coffee flavors he massively overstocked on to clear them out of Amazon before they started growing mold. Side note, one of his key selling points is that the coffee is "fresh roasted to order" and you can't get coffee shipped to you any fresher then he's got Tangerine flavored coffee he brewed in early Spring still sitting on shelves at Amazon in September marked down 50%, draw your own conclusions. So if we apply the same logic to his website sales on the right they would be about $34k. I'd also assume the sales dash on the right includes all of his Shopify sites including his website and who knows what random shady side hustles he's running. You'd really need more info to get into what he's actually putting in his pocket from this. There's too many lies swirling around from his conflicting statements over the years about what the company actually does for me to even take the wildest guess at his actual overhead.
Below we can see the green trend line from his Amazon sales ranking confirming the Charlie Kirk grifting spike got him to his highest sales rank ever on Amazon briefly (green line, lower = better) then trending back to his average sales since he almost imploded his channel grifting too hard back in May. You can also see a similar spike in his site sessions from the Shopify sales dash.
Okay guys I did some digging and I have uncovered another gem that's absolutely devastating to TheQuartering's coffee grift lies as if we needed more ammo.
QUARTERING'S COFFEE BRAND COFFEE KONA IS JUST MILLCREEK ROASTERS KONA MARKED UP 3x THE PRICE
8oz. = $29 $3.63/oz
7oz = $69.42 (lol meme numbers, I'm 42 years old btw!) $9.92/oz
Mind you, since he's only selling this through his own site and not through Amazon there is also a shipping cost on top of this.
So Quartering has been gassing up his fans for a while about the Kona coffee. He's preying on their lack of knowledge to lead them to believe Kona coffee is some super exclusive coffee that's almost impossible to get and that they will have to pay his prices everywhere if they even try shopping around.
In this clip is from back when he was selling it for $50 and he claims that he barely makes anything selling the Kona coffee and he just did it mostly as fan service.
In this most recent clip he is now selling Kona for $70 for a 7oz bag and claims everyone else is charging the same. Of course this is a lie. One trip to Amazon shows everyone selling 7 oz bags of 100% Kona for $25-$35 and 1 lb bags at $40-$65 but Jeremy is just banking that the people who watch his low effort slop are too stupid and lazy to do even a quick Google search.
This is from back in June when he was bundling it with 2 other bags of coffee for $100. He claims he bought out the entire bean supply on the market and that it was only enough to make 2000 7 oz bags, sure Jeremy. He also claims that Kona coffee costs $50 a lb unroasted. I did 30 seconds of Googling and found a site selling a pound of unroasted 100% Kona for $22. This is also the retail, not bulk price so you can imagine that is much lower. Clearly Millcreek Roasters is able to sell 8 oz bags under $30 at a profit.
Even the much more rare "Peaberry" variety of Kona sells on this site unroasted retail, single pound for $38. This variety is much more rare because it comes from only the tips of the branches of a Kona tree where it produces a special Peaberry Kona cherry with only one bean inside instead of 2, so only 2-5% of the crop for each harvest yields this type of bean. Jeremy is not using that for the record but just a reference point that even the rarest of rare Kona beans aren't $50 a pound at retail.
Just to bring it full circle since Jeremy is still pretending Millcreek doesn't roast his coffee and his entire company isn't just Millcreek Roasters Coffee white label service in a trench coat. Here's an old clip of him admitting his "company" which is not just drop shipped garbage and his "salaried employees" all exist in Utah. (This was in the Reddit evidence post linked above but I know most people aren't going to dig through those longs posts)
So there you go. Quartering gassing up his audience with a bunch of lies and deception just to rip them off for overpriced coffee.
On a related note here's a clip from a couple days ago where Quartering claims he's lasted so long in the grift game is because he's so honest with his viewers and has NEVER willingly or knowingly lied to them...
Sidenote:
I originally came to post this video that popped up in my Youtube recommendations this morning. An old Quartering hater Youtube channel that hasn't posted in several years suddenly reactivated with a banger of a parody music video.
Stink-182 (featuring TheQuartering AKA Jeremy Hambly) - I Pooped My Pants Again (Club Remix)
QUARTERING'S COFFEE BRAND COFFEE KONA IS JUST MILLCREEK ROASTERS KONA MARKED UP 3x THE PRICE
8oz. = $29 $3.63/oz
7oz = $69.42 (lol meme numbers, I'm 42 years old btw!) $9.92/oz
Mind you, since he's only selling this through his own site and not through Amazon there is also a shipping cost on top of this.
So Quartering has been gassing up his fans for a while about the Kona coffee. He's preying on their lack of knowledge to lead them to believe Kona coffee is some super exclusive coffee that's almost impossible to get and that they will have to pay his prices everywhere if they even try shopping around.
In this clip is from back when he was selling it for $50 and he claims that he barely makes anything selling the Kona coffee and he just did it mostly as fan service.
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Bro, this is just theft for the mentally retarded. BUY MY BEANS! MY SUCCULENT HAWAIIAN BEANS! Just go to Costco or whatever if you really want this shit and load up for like half the price. Jeremy, nobody is buying this shit.
Dude's so desperate to sell his overpriced repacked coffee despite his negative fame. I'm not even a coffee addict but there's a lot of options and buying from a grifter like QuarterPounder shouldn't be considered in the first place.
I have a huge post from clipping his 'surprise late-night' stream, and I'm seething because the site isn't processing uploads. Your suffering is imminent, fat coffee man.
A lot of this math accounts for him actually running a real company with employees. He 100% does not roast the beans. At best him and Zach from Player One Coffee/Meta PCs have an operation a few miles away from the Millcreek facility where they take the roasted beans, possibly flavor them through chemical sorcery (this could easily also happen at Millcreek), then pack and ship them at this fulfillment center. This is at best.
I completely agree! My post was a bit tongue and cheek about the whole situation. He's clearly full of shit and I thought by doing all the math and showing just how unviable what he's trying to prove is, it makes the obvious conclusion the only conclusion. He's 100% paying a white label to do all the work and just taking a small cut for the name and sales. His pricing and the heavy push on his podcasts show how desperate and greedy this dumb bastard is. Great post and break down!
He's mentioned having stocks of Kona and other overpriced meme type beans, but he's always promoting the flavoured coffees which is about as premium as what you'd get at 7-11. Nobody that actually has enough of a discerning taste to get higher end beans is going to touch that shit even if the shilled flavours didn't sound like they'd pair awful with coffee, it completely defeats the purpose and the flavouring shit they mix in fucks up grinders.
Is Kona even that premium or is it simply a slightly above basic coffee? Is it even good or is it just the thing people like who want to pretend they know anything about coffee? Maybe I'm just uncultured but unless it's really fucked up I don't really care if the coffee is special or not, as long as it's enjoyable enough it can be cheap shit or otherwise.
Is Kona even that premium or is it simply a slightly above basic coffee? Is it even good or is it just the thing people like who want to pretend they know anything about coffee? Maybe I'm just uncultured but unless it's really fucked up I don't really care if the coffee is special or not, as long as it's enjoyable enough it can be cheap shit or otherwise.
It isn't about you, it's about what you can do for Jeremy. Drink the 60 dollar Hawaiian bean juice instead of the can of Folgers you get for 10-20 at Walmart
Is Kona even that premium or is it simply a slightly above basic coffee? Is it even good or is it just the thing people like who want to pretend they know anything about coffee? Maybe I'm just uncultured but unless it's really fucked up I don't really care if the coffee is special or not, as long as it's enjoyable enough it can be cheap shit or otherwise.
The quality of Jeremy's coffee is irrelevant, he sells it in a K-cup, which is the most inferior way to brew a cup of coffee.
& in case anyone here is genuinely wondering how it tastes - my dad fell for Jeremy's grift last year and bought an overpriced case of it. It tastes like run of the mill generic coffee (I guess the boring brand name fits?)
I skimmed through his show today during a walk and he spent over an hour raging out about Candace Owens grifting off Charlie Kirk's death using baseless conspiracy theories. I don't disagree but also Quartering is not exactly the guy who gets to decide what's an acceptable amount of bullshit you can throw against the wall to grift off a dead guy. He's been pretty disgusting in his coverage of Kirk's death all around, thrown out many misinformation videos that were immediately disproven and comes up with any excuse to put Kirk in the title of videos only tangentially related to skim extra views off the top. You could find at least one complete misinformation video in every mass shooting or assassination he's ever covered and he's constantly glazing Alex Jones saying he did nothing wrong when he said that school shooting was crisis actors then hyperfocused on specific families causing a bunch of insane retards to harass them after their kids died.
I could go on forever but why does he feel like he's in a position to criticize anyone for something like this? I think the answer as usual is he's just jealous. He was doing this a few months ago when he realized Benny Johnson was doing his exact grift but better while also not being a fat embarrassing retard and getting 8x the views and money for it. Luke, who has recently been doing work with TPUSA, which is funny because Jeremy was soft begging them to reach out to him a few weeks ago, was pushing back a lot. I can't tell if he's just a conspiratard at heart, if he realizes both he and Jeremy are better off not if a spotlight is not shining on conspiratorial grifting in general, or if he's got some grift related reasons for not burning that bridge. I suspect the answer is probably a mix of the three.
Whatever the case Candice Owens is the current queen of grifting off Charlie Kirk's dead corpse and she's doing it in a way that's very hard for someone like Jeremy to get in on the action and he's absolutely seething. His whole chat is enchanted by Candice's theories though and they fill up his twitter replies and he's losing his shit over it. He basically raged out on the chat briefly then was pulling up video after video discrediting Candice's theories. Honestly if he put that much work into his actual content he might be able to get somewhere. It was the closest I've ever seen Quartering come to "in depth reporting."
I'm not going to clip it but there was one outburst at the chat starting at 33:00
There was also a section before he went into that sperg session where someone asked him what he thought about Saudi Arabians buy EA and he said it was "fucking based" because they are going to take out all the "gay shit" out of the Sims. That started around 13:55. Thank you Saudi Arabia for instilling based Islamic values in my video games as long as it owns the woke. Oh how far we've fallen.
It isn't about you, it's about what you can do for Jeremy. Drink the 60 dollar Hawaiian bean juice instead of the can of Folgers you get for 10-20 at Walmart
Ummm you mean $70. Look he barely makes any money off this, it's just a special treats for you BROKE FAGGOTS to taste a little luxury in your lives and you should be happy that Jeremy is willing to take a hit selling a bag of coffee this exclusive so close to what it costs him to make. He doesn't even want to charge $70 plus shipping for it, that's just the lowest he can go and every other company in the world is selling at this same price just trust me and don't actually bother looking it up.
He should sell the bags of grounds with a syringe full of microplastics for all his fans who want to fill their balls with petroleum byproducts when they drink their coffee but don't own a Kuerig.
Ummm you mean $70. Look he barely makes any money off this, it's just a special treats for you BROKE FAGGOTS to taste a little luxury in your lives and you should be happy that Jeremy is willing to take a hit selling a bag of coffee this exclusive so close to what it costs him to make. He doesn't even want to charge $70 plus shipping for it, that's just the lowest he can go and every other company in the world is selling at this same price just trust me and don't actually bother looking it up.
Ummm you mean $70. Look he barely makes any money off this, it's just a special treats for you BROKE FAGGOTS to taste a little luxury in your lives and you should be happy that Jeremy is willing to take a hit selling a bag of coffee this exclusive so close to what it costs him to make. He doesn't even want to charge $70 plus shipping for it, that's just the lowest he can go and every other company in the world is selling at this same price just trust me and don't actually bother looking it up.
I'm still convinced Jeremy went to some investment seminar marketed to Youtubers, and was conned into starting his own coffee brand. That's the only logical explanation for why so many mid-tier Youtubers (for example, those Harry Potter theory twins) started coffee brands around the exact same time.
Whatever the case Candice Owens is the current queen of grifting off Charlie Kirk's dead corpse and she's doing it in a way that's very hard for someone like Jeremy to get in on the action and he's absolutely seething. His whole chat is enchanted by Candice's theories though and they fill up his twitter replies and he's losing his shit over it.
Jeremy could never beat Candace at the Charlie Kirk grift. For starters, its long been rumored Candace & Charlie Kirk used to f#ck back in the day (hence, Candace crying on stream about Charlie's death/genuinely appearing heartbroken over his death - he was her ex-boyfriend. That's also why Erika Kirk didn't invite Candace to the funeral).
He promised his viewers he would live stream tonight and even asked them a few hours ago what they wanted to hear about but it looks like he's decided sperging out about Candice Owens on Twitter is a better use of his time. Clippers in shambles.
After thinking about it more I think a lot of his jealousy about Candice right now is that he expected a much larger wave of supporters after Charlie Kirk died and raised the tide for the right wing grift. He's been through these cycles before and they always carried him to massive success. He's definitely seen a surge in views but his main channel only gained 20k subs last month and his views are starting to trend back down already so he's already hit his peak for this trend and is starting to realize it might not save his grift.
The Rumble livestream has fallen back down to the mid 30's in the daily leaderboard after being in the teens for a few weeks and the views (fake as they are) have fallen drastically over the past week. He was averaging around 250-300k but that's fallen down to 150-200k. Since my main theory is that every homepage hit on Rumble counts as a view for whoever is on the homepage this seemingly confirms the normies are all going back to being normal and he's gained most of the followers he's going to gain off this.
He managed almost 15 million views on his main channel and 20k new subs. That's a big jump up from the 10 million views and 0 new subs last month but compare that to his views and subs over the past 2 years and the gains he made over previous trend cycles.
That almost 15 million views was on the back of 98 videos, so an average of 152k views per video. His average views over the life of his channel dividing his total views by all 10,022 videos is around 183k views per video, so even with the biggest politigrift event probably in the history of his channel and a string of random violence recently boosting him for 2/3 of the month he still hasn't reached the midpoint of his grift by a considerable margin.
Of course we can't ignore that he's also now Jeremy Hambly from the Jeremy Hambly channel so we need to look over there too. Last month he had 3.9 million views off of 42 videos and gained 84k subscribers. Certainly he thought this was the next big thing and proclaimed how he "now knows what it feels like have reach again." Unfortunately for him the hype seems to be dying down over there as well. He had 11 videos break the 100k barrier last month but only one has been in the past week. Reminder he gave up on and deleted his Midwestly channel in the past when it initially succeeded in gaining traction on the back of his main channel then lost steam until it was only averaging around 15-30k views a video. Turns out only so many people want to watch 7 Quartering videos a day, who knew?
Of course we need to add them up and we get 18.9 million views over 140 videos. This is a pace he certainly can't keep up and he was complaining last week about how burned out he was. I think we are seeing the results of that burnout now with his whining about Candice. This seems like it's just a manifestation of him realizing he can't keep crapping out 40 videos a week like he has been since the Kirk shooting and that he's no longer in a position to ride these waves of normies jumping into political grift tube like he used to. So he sees whoever is succeeding where he failed and rages out, just like he's done in the past with Benny Johnson and Tim Pool.
I guess we'll have to see what this month looks like for him but I'm pretty sure he thought this whole happening would be a rocket for his grift and instead it's starting to look like a temporary bump that will slowly deflate. The paypigs have been showing back up with all the donations they were holding out on the past few months but it still can't be nearly enough to support the live show budget and he's been hard begging people to join his $6 Discord server and buy the coffee. I'm sure he'll burn out everyone again by the time he starts pushing his overpriced Christmas coffee gift box.
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