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You thought he wouldn't fellate his food?
Even his elbow has flab.
never. happened. ever.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Do we really not know John Rambo's real name? It feels weird to see people always referring to "John Rambo and Howard". It sounds like a buddy comedy.
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I love how he just starts bitching instantly about the puzzles and devs within a few minutes.
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John Piazza. He even has a barebones site for himself called John Piazza Films. Not much there but it does mention he made a movie due this year.
I swear each of these films is inspired by DSP. A movie about a slob who attempts a menial task, a movie about a Karen and now a movie about a hermit who locks himself in a bunker.
Probably just a coincidence and my mentally ill detractor brain is making connections where they don't exist, dood.
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I’m not defending or justifying it, but I think I understand it. Phil feels like everything he does is wrong in the eyes of his detractors. Investing emotionally in anything is a means of attack for them. Shitting on everything reduces his attack surface area and makes people mad simultaneously, irresistible to a misanthropic piece of shit like him. He doesn’t understand that most detractors have reasonable objections, or that being sincere and enthusiastic about anything might improve his standing.
The exceptions to the above are interesting to consider. Khet is one, but I don’t think anyone thinks he actually likes let alone loves her. Jasper is another. He seems to care about the cat in his very limited fashion. Not enough to get him blood tests, but to the best of his ability.
Thanks. Curiosity satiated.
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went from not playing it for “poltical” reason to “me no like story writer”
He really just need to stop playing new releases
Can’t wait for a 43 year old man playing a Mario game instead.
He really just need to stop playing new releases
Can’t wait for a 43 year old man playing a Mario game instead.
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Didn't he like Dragon Age Veilguard? Weird (that game was a insult to dragon age)
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On one hand, he has a point. It always worries me when a retarded writer gets work on something I was looking forward to, but on the other hand, Phil is just retarded as well and I think he only hates on it for other less personal reasons, i.e. women in Japan are his ick.
Broken clock I guess, but this clock is correct for a completely unrelated reason
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I think he liked it. He just trying to find something to not play it.
He doesn’t care about the story. He hardly pay attention to it. Games are just a mean for him to get money. He just got scared since he saw some spergs on Twitter saying they were going to boycott it and he doesn’t want it to hurt his wallet.
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How do you guys think Phil would react? I could see him either scurry to his car like he's trying to avoid paparazzi, or he'll sperg out about "muh stalkers" and call the police while using some passerbys as meatshields. I'd love for him to pull out a gun like Boogie but there's no chance that'll happen
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I suppose it's a blessing in disguise from skygod that phil has become a shut in. Imagine what a nightmare and nuisance he'd be to the general public of renton especially these days, people wouldn't put up with his bs. We already know how much of a literal male karen he is over the phone from the few stories he's told and he was peak karen during the recent comcast debacle with his usual empty legal threats. He would probably keep the tough guy act under wraps in public, but I could see him going karen if he became pissy enough with someone.
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Phil scurried away from fans over a decade ago before he was the paranoid mess he is now. I think he'd run as fast as possible and call police.
If Frank wants to catch Phil. he'll need to time the 1 haircut he gets per month. I suspect Phil probably doesn't go to Sola Salon Covington nee Twirls & Curls anymore.
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he'd 100% act like a meek, scared little bitch. he might try to act intimidating for a few seconds, stuttering his way through a sentence, but once he realizes hes dealing with a professional IRL troll twice his size, he'll scurry in silence to his car or run to a manager and start freaking out all frantically about how hes harassed and stalked online and now hes being stalked in real life. then, he'll go on stream and play victim like hes never played victim before, claiming his trolls are trying to kill him and his family, while probably also slipping in and out of his tough guy act (despite getting bitched out on camera)
either that or he carries pepper spray and will avoid a hassling.
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Assuming that Frank cornered him and he can't just scurry away, I honestly think he would piss his pants. The guy lives in fear of trolls that are significantly less pozloady than most, so I think a face to face encounter with Frank Hassle of all people would leave him quivering in his boots.
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"firehouse sub just release their thanksgiving sub for thanksgiving or AMERICAN thanksgiving"
pet peeve, but i hate it when he uses AMERICAN in front of shit. the only reason why he started to use "american thanksgiving" because last year someone from canada said it was almost thanksgiving and phil made fun of him. he got corrected and now it's AMERICAN THANKSGIVING. just admit you're an idiot, phil.
pet peeve, but i hate it when he uses AMERICAN in front of shit. the only reason why he started to use "american thanksgiving" because last year someone from canada said it was almost thanksgiving and phil made fun of him. he got corrected and now it's AMERICAN THANKSGIVING. just admit you're an idiot, phil.
C'mon, you know that if Phil tried to use pepper spray, he'd spray it in his own eyes.
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To be fair, at least he's not saying "American style Thanksgiving".
Also, speaking of retardation, he brought back the stupid kicking sound effect for when someone donates 1000 Kicks. And of course, a retard fell for it.
Thanks, Gamecuckker!