Reorganization of September 29th, 2025

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Big Boys is a fucking gay name and it hurts my soul every time I see it in the main page. It reminds me of an 80's hair band or a kids movie about fat camp. Those three exceptional individuals each have their own self sustaining ecosystems built up to the point that they really deserve their own sub forums. It did not make the site too cluttered to have them listed individually on the main page. If you're going to roll back any changes, do that one first.
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it is a temporary name, shoot your shot bucko.
 
I really want the "nice meme" react back, complete with the audio sample. I would search out nice memes in order to give them that react and got a kick out it every single time.

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Null, can you please put back the thread statistics under threads on the side bar? Everything that was there was very helpful, especially the thread replies so you could see if a new thread was getting a lot of activity. It sucks that this useful information is just gone now.
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given what null has said about stickers in the past, it’s genuinely funny that so many posts here are just requests for new ones
 
now that community watch is returning we can pivot to the outstanding issues:

1. remove sticker notifications (again)
2. gas all the DM queers.
 
Here is some suggestions, since you asked.
There should be a page ABOUT the Kiwi Farms as a whole, like a "about Kiwi Farms", "What is Kiwi Farms", " somewhere on the frontpage of the website. Almost every popular website has a "about us" or "what is _____" somewhere on their main page except Kiwi Farms and it it has mildly annoyed me.

On that note, a "common misconceptions about Kiwi farms" and "site policies regarding posting" page somewhere on the front page would probably help with PR and people randomly stumbling onto this site as it becomes more popular.

A history page for each year / season on the Kiwi Farms would be pretty cool. If the Featured posts could be put into a historical page, it probably could be used for the history or a new feature for memories of last year / previous featured posts, that display old featured content as a blast from the past. I mean I could go to Community Driven Happenings Feed, but there is something cool about seeing what was happening 2 years ago in the fall without jumping through hoops to get there.

A page explaining what different versions (on topics) of lolcows are. What distinguishes a Careercow from a Grifter? People coming to the site will not know this, and with the boards restructured it will be harder to figure out for new people. There was an image floating around of a "troubleshooting tree" on how to distinguish different breeds of lolcows from one another / what goes where and that probably should be included somewhere easy to find for people who are curious.

I really liked the grift wars board explanation post, but understand things change and it is pretty interesting to see what thread is being updated every minute.

A permanent QR code linking to Kiwi Farms would be useful. When you get your store back, you can sell these as QR code stickers.
Null said:
it is a temporary name, shoot your shot bucko.
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Suggestions: Prize winning lolcows, Top lolcows, The Loco 3, The Three Caballeros (Cinco de mayo edit). Dairy competition winners. The Wisconsin three
Description suggestion: lowcows who are so Fat popular they need their own board. If there was a dairy competition, these would be the top 3 winners

I mean they are fat, but so is Patrick S Tomlinson and he is not there. Anything but big boys.
 
Jobama said:
Maybe “Lolcow Pillars” because they are ina sense pillars of the forum and their communities.
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There's some term that can refer to old lolcows being put out to pasture, because these are all lolcows in their elder stages whose best times have long since passed. But I'm not smart or funny enough to come up with it. Aged beef, elder cows, something like that.
 
Alternate board names. I'm not sure what the board theme is other than being full of old but once popular cows right now.

Heavy hitters, hall of lame, greatest hits, fools gold, barnyard legends, cream of the crop, cult classics, butchers block, legacy lulcows, circus maximus, golden hour, final curtain.
 
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