💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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Moist Boys said:
Do you know the temperature and water ratio of your Moka pot while brewing? They typically don't give a very good brew from temps being too high and extraction being too quick.
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You have to dick around with it for a while. I've got a Bellemain, and there's a little indicator for how much water there should be. As you use it more, you get a feel for where the grinds should rise up to in the little chamber, and it'll eventually develop a mark that you can just use for reference later on. Heat is gonna differ from stovetop to stovetop, since gas and induction heat in different ways at different levels - but I tend to prefer a low-medium flame and slightly lower the temperature once I start to hear the boil to get a richer trickle. It's easy to fuck up, yeah - too much and it starts geysering out of the spout, or you'll wind up getting a really nasty, grinds-filled mix if the pressure's too high. I tend to just use an espresso machine for when I don't want to pay attention to things.

All of that is entirely too much work for quarterpounder. Maybe when he says he brews his own coffee, he's humblebragging about the fact that he could go buy shitty coffee-flavored sugar from starbucks every day, but doesn't.

Altogether it's just bizarre to me - I've tried a few of the other conservative-coffee grifts, because their price-points aren't terrible. So far as cold-brew you can find at a gas station tastes, the black-rifle stuff isn't terrible (still mostly milk + sugar, though not as bad) and it's not 2-3x as expensive as the alternatives. Jeremy clearly lacks any insight into this field, has set his price point so high that his sycophants are the only ones who'll buy it (and at that, only once), and is both such a vacuum of knowledge and charisma that the only means by which he has to sell this coffee is whining about a single person leaving a one-star-review.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Oh yeah one more thing I forgot. He mentioned this on his stream tonight but he's been temp banned from Twitch for something he said on his stream. The only thing surprising about this is that it didn't happen earlier. He says slurs or goes on rants that violate Twitch's strict TOS against discrimination/hate on basically every show.
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On the surface this doesn't seem like a big deal for him since he only has like 20 viewers on Twitch but he's been doing this thing where every few weeks he "reminds" his paypigs on Youtube and Rumble that they can support him for free if they have Amazon Prime by going to Twitch and using their Prime sub, which has been one of the areas where he's gotten a good amount of support. This needs to be done manually every month though, it doesn't auto renew so it's something he does a few days every month and gets a rush of Prime subs from people who probably never go on Twitch otherwise so have no other use for them. Anyways now that he's on their radar unless he drastically cleans up his show his days on Twitch are probably numbered and he won't be able to squeeze out a few hundred dollars in "free" paypigs donos a month any more.

I'm sure we'll get a long rant about it eventually since he's been begging Twitch to ban Hasan all month and now he's the one getting bans.
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He has to make a slur laden delusional apology demand video to them to get anywhere. :story:
 
Jeremy wants to return to his roots and is currently sperging out about some guy getting banned from events run by some company that manages several large Magic tournaments. As in the past he is trying to send his followers to brigade their social media.
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Looking into it this company that banned this guy is running a large tournament next week that the banned player has won in the past. This large event has two separate tournaments that allow players to play the oldest and most expensive cards available with average deck costs in the whopping $50k-70k range. Since these decks are so expensive these kinds of events are very rare. Jeremy tries to rope Tim Pool into hosting a spite event to stick it to the woke.
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I doubt we're going to hear much more about this and he was probably just drunk and will move on. The prizes alone for this event are $50,000 guaranteed then that can go up with higher attendance and you would also need to rent a large convention center and be able to secure vendors and staff, many of which would probably not be interested in participating in an event run by Jeremy (who is still banned for life from this game) and Tim Pool. Pretty sure Tim Pool learned his lesson about spiting entire communities when he bought the local skate park and kicked out a bunch of kids after they disrespected him then got clowned on by the entire skateboarding community.

For what it's worth people are saying that the banned player has been banned from many local stores in his area for conduct issues and that this banning was also conduct related and he's known to just be a contentious shit stirring politisperg and refusing to take off the MAGA hat was an ancillary issue.

Anyways I expect we'll never hear about this again since his audience that cares about Magic is mostly long gone. The most interesting part of any Magic sperging from Quarterpounder to me is that after he was banned and exiled from the game and went on a crusade trying to get people to boycott the company on the shaky premise that all the staff were protecting pedophiles he still continued to play the game online and buy physical product because he's so cucked by his need to consume that he was unable to let it go. He used to flex this like "haha I still play the game even though I'm banned" every once in a while but last time I checked giving a bunch of money to a company that is woke as all fuck and banned you for life is more of an L than a flex.

One last note. Shortly after Jeremy was banned from Magic many years ago he threatened a "BannedCon" event to spite the company but of course nothing ever came of it.
 
Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
That'd be the key - flavored coffees are intended to be mixed with creamer for you to get the actual taste profile. Now, there are some flavored blends I've had that actually weren't bad - there was a holiday one that was drenched in festive spices that actually really came through - but these are super rare, and even then that tasted like trash while black.

In my experience the best way to get the flavor of coffee through is with a stovetop moka pot (the off-brand ones are like $30). Pressurized steam heats the beans and you get this very, very rich espresso that lets you really appreciate the taste of the beans... or understand how absolutely shit they are. I've wanted to try some of this retard's stuff just to see how atrocious of product he's pushing, but I'm not spending that much on this shit lol. His price-point is just genuinely insane, like his only impression of coffee comes from other grifters.

Of course, I don't think he drinks coffee. I think he just drinks energy drinks - he's so fat, he'd need two double-shots to really feel the kick anyways.
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But don't you want the honey sticks, chocolate somethings, and freeze dried strawberries? All of which Hambly harvests himself by hand and process with no outside help.


returnofthemacandcheese said:
For what it's worth people are saying that the banned player has been banned from many local stores in his area for conduct issues and that this banning was also conduct related and he's known to just be a contentious shit stirring politisperg and refusing to take off the MAGA hat was an ancillary issue.
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Wouldn't be surprised, as I doubt they'd instantly ban someone for a MAGA hat without asking them to remove it first like any other political clothing, but then again they could have as some of these things can be very left leaning. In either case, I really wouldn't want Hambly being the person to represent me publicly if I was the banned player.
 
Out of all the pathetic and retarded shit Jeremy could possibly get up in arms about, pissing and moaning about Magic The fucking Gathering of all things at 42 years old has to take the cake.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
but last time I checked giving a bunch of money to a company that is woke as all fuck and banned you for life is more of an L than a flex.
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This is really what I don't understand either. WotC, the company that owns Magic, is absolutely 100% bought-in to woke ideology. It's their product, it's their ideology, and no consumer is ever going to get them to change their mind on that. There is no going back for Magic, because WotC will absolutely sink the entire ship before giving in to who they consider their enemies. It's the exact same scenario with Disney movies, and look how well the pushback against those has worked, after many millions of dollars allegedly lost.

It'd be one thing if the company was kind of politically neutral and the community was pushing for the product to become political, but that's absolutely not the case here and Jeremy knows it. He's just retarded, and in this case, unironically getting cucked by WotC, which is fucking hilarious.
 
quarter_grifter said:
This is really what I don't understand either. WotC, the company that owns Magic, is absolutely 100% bought-in to woke ideology. It's their product, it's their ideology, and no consumer is ever going to get them to change their mind on that. There is no going back for Magic, because WotC will absolutely sink the entire ship before giving in to who they consider their enemies. It's the exact same scenario with Disney movies, and look how well the pushback against those has worked, after many millions of dollars allegedly lost.

It'd be one thing if the company was kind of politically neutral and the community was pushing for the product to become political, but that's absolutely not the case here and Jeremy knows it. He's just retarded, and in this case, unironically getting cucked by WotC, which is fucking hilarious.
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WotC makes money off Magic. Card games are gambling at this point. You open packs to try and hit it big. It's gotten so bad that stores have restrictions on how many packs you can buy because of scalpers.

Jermey is an addict. They can boot him out of the tournaments, but nothing can stop his thirst for cardstock.
 
quarter_grifter said:
It'd be one thing if the company was kind of politically neutral and the community was pushing for the product to become political, but that's absolutely not the case here and Jeremy knows it. He's just retarded, and in this case, unironically getting cucked by WotC, which is fucking hilarious.
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Just another case of you, the plebs, must boycott everything that's woke but King Jeremy can still listen to his gay commie indie music made by people that want to punch him in the face, watch his groomer Disney+, collect his woke Magic cards, and livestream the video game that let's you have gay sex with every NPC. All the while squealing "STOP GIVING 'THEM' MONEY 'THEY' HATE YOU" about everything from Netflix to John Deere tractors to Harley motorcycles. He really is the absolute worst spokesperson for the anti-woke agendas he's pushing. Oh yeah and lets not forget his dropship Queer Brand Coffee roasted by probably the wokest coffee company in the state of Utah. Still can't believe none of his followers pick up on any of this.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Just another case of you, the plebs, must boycott everything that's woke but King Jeremy can still listen to his gay commie indie music made by people that want to punch him in the face, watch his groomer Disney+, collect his woke Magic cards, and livestream the video game that let's you have gay sex with every NPC. All the while squealing "STOP GIVING 'THEM' MONEY 'THEY' HATE YOU" about everything from Netflix to John Deere tractors to Harley motorcycles. He really is the absolute worst spokesperson for the anti-woke agendas he's pushing. Oh yeah and lets not forget his dropship Queer Brand Coffee roasted by probably the wokest coffee company in the state of Utah. Still can't believe none of his followers pick up on any of this.
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Jermey in another time would be a tevangeligest. Preaches about Jesus and humility, flies in private jets every other day out of his mansion. Instead he is the spokesperson against the WOKE while hanging out with butch lesbians at his oddly accepting and accommodating Wisconsin bar.
 
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It's what started his online career proper. He got banned and managed to grift massively off it.
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And the funniest part is that no one even remembers Hambly's part in the whole Magic pedo thing because he's so boring that Adam Warski stole the show thanks to one Jim joke.
 
Clipped this stream. Mostly boring, very bad content. Even for people who don't really know anything about Jeremy, it just seems like such a waste of time to watch. They don't really talk about the news articles, they don't really talk about their lives, they don't really talk about... anything? And despite not really talking about anything, Jeremy still manages to make an ass of himself.

I know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion, but I've seen enough of these I'm starting to develop some sympathy for both Hannah and Melonie, shockingly enough even to myself. Hannah seems like she's genuinely interested in trying to understand the world, and unfortunately, is just naturally stupid and forced into a situation where she has to whore herself out for that check from HamPlanet. Melonie seems like a genuinely retarded person who is scared of the entire world and just wants someone to tell her what to do, because that makes her feel safe because then she doesn't have to engage in the process of thinking, and Jeremy provides this for her in his creepy domineering manner. But I still despise her for grifting Christianity, so she can go fuck herself.

Anyways, enough of the fee-fees, I'm probably wrong anyways. On to the clips.

I always find it amusing how Hannah never fails to subtly hint that Jeremy is being a dick, and he has yet to pick up on it.

First, Jeremy acknowledges that fat people can't do jobs that require certain types of physical ability. I find it amusing he acknowledges that a fat fireman couldn't save him from a fire, but thinks that as a fat man himself, he'd be just fine.


Jeremy thinks being able to run a single mile in under 10 minutes is a marker of physical fitness. Tell me more about lowering standards, fatass. He also says pre-diabetic people shouldn't be talking about what's healthy, and to be fair, he's correct...


But then he also shills a 'health product' called Field of Greens. It seems like this might be the product he's talking about. Taken from that page,
Doctor-Formulated, Clinically Studied Daily Nutrition. A real-food blend of fruits, vegetables, and antioxidants that supports energy, immunity, and overall wellness - proven to lower your biological age.
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You look pre-diabetic, if not full-blown diabetic, to me, you gargantuan slob. Why would I take health advice from you? Also, Jeremy, in the episode I clipped a few days ago, you told me that companies would just pay for random studies to say whatever the company wants. Is something different about this company? Has this product lowered your 'biological age' (which imo is just another way of saying unhealthy people will die before they would if they weren't unhealthy) ? Does widdle baby Jewemy not wike his widdle vegetables, and has to consume them in powder form because he can't help but shove 20 pounds of takeout down his gullet every 6 hours?


Melonie goes off on how embarrassing it is that gay and fat stuff are promoted, as it's embarrassing to our country and makes us look weak. I 100% agree, Melonie! I also find it embarrassing when our media promotes gay and fat stuff. There's one channel I can think of that I find highly embarrassing to be associated with my country, and that channel is called TheQuartering. She knows she's walking on eggshells with this one in front of Jeremy, though, despite being 100% correct.


Jeremy thinks military recruitment commercials should go back to being 'bikinis, jetskis, briefcases of cash and chugging beer'. Were there ever military recruitment channels like this? I never saw any, but I didn't have TV growing up, so I don't know, but it sounds like he's describing an action movie or a beer commercial.


Jeremy is very comfortable telling other people it's their fault that their fat, and if they don't get in shape, they didn't want it. Have you ever applied that correct reasoning to yourself, fat man? I don't think so. Maybe they should just buy more Field of Greens so they can be healthy, like you.

Yet again, you anti-social fuck, if the risk from eating contaminated foods is real, you shouldn't joke about it with your employees who eat said food. If the risk isn't real, shut the fuck up about it.


Jeremy is the ultimate arbiter of how you should determine your diet. According to him, you should never eat frozen shrimp, even if it is 100% safe. Hannah pushes back and makes fun of him, but the thing is, what she's saying isn't really a joke, it's true. Jeremy then proceeds to make a dick joke about shrimp, and then is immediately called out after saying some dumb shit about how 'his shrimp have never been frozen', as if he got them delivered fresh from the catch. You'd think someone who 'lived in the country their whole life' would understand how harvesting animals for food works. Fucking idiot.


He goes on to shame her about purchasing 'cheap shrimp' because 'he knows how much money she makes and she can afford the good stuff', as if this is an appropriate conversation to have with your subordinate. Then he brings up some nonsense about a Godzilla toy, but the account varies as to whether he bought it for her, or she bought it herself? Weird shit. Probably made up, or he bought it for her in exchange for sexual favors, so she thinks she earned it?


Jeremy is complaining about the price of beef again. He says prices have risen to $32.99/lb, and paid ~$43 for his steak. This means he purchased a 1.3 pound steak, which he claims is 'a small steak'. Are you cooking the whole thing, eating half, and refrigerating the other half of that steak like you said you did last week, Jeremy the Meat Blasphemer? Or do you think a 1.3 pound steak only comprises a small meal?


Speaking of the price of beef, he apparently was forced to accept some kind of meat sponsorship, as per his deal with Rumble? I don't blame him for not wanting to eat random food sent to his doorstep, because that's weird. But you don't need to say anything at all about it, Jeremy, if you're forced to talk about throwing food away like a wasteful piece of shit. You also don't need to flex it that sponsors send you stuff, that's fucking cringe when you brag about owning planes and mansions and cybertrucks and watches and all sorts of expensive shit. Also, stop conflating ground beef with steak, you fucking idiot.

"Notice me, I'm your senpai. That's why I can assign you homework. Now, you must develop a romantic crush on me." What a fucking creep.


Only Jeremy knows what a good movie is, that's why he's the only one qualified to criticize Disney movies.


Immediately after he says he only recommends good movies, he admits Hannah hates every movie he makes her watch for her homework.


Even his wife hates the movies he likes. Maybe it's because he likes movies that are, in his words, 'grotesque' ? Maybe not. I can assure you, Jeremy, I watched almost 2 hours of you on-screen today, it was very grotesque, and I did not like it. That leads me to believe I would not like your movie recommendations either.


Jeremy is in the middle of a super-serious conversation about humor's place in genre movies, and then attempts to make a funny at Hannah's expense by telling her to 'shut her whore mouth'. I dunno, I guess maybe 15 year old reddit humor just doesn't do it for me anymore? Am I supposed to respect the political opinion of a woman who sits there and accepts that being told to her?

I admit, Hannah asking why there's a robot in the boxing movie gave me a nice chuckle, as well as the sneak diss about rich guys wasting their money, made me soften to her a little bit. It was pretty funny.


Completely lacking self-awareness, Jeremy, after having said that guys with money waste their money on stupid shit like robots, admits to... having "the most useless robot". I strongly suspect this is, in reality, the primary reason Jeremy buys stupid shit - so he can convince himself he's a rich guy. I really don't think he was a rich guy who then started buying stupid shit... I think he's a guy who was not a rich guy, got a decent amount of money from YouTube by gaming the algorithm in a perfect storm of time and censorship, that was enough by his poor-person standards to gaslight himself into believing he actually was a rich guy, and is now starting to realize that maybe he isn't as rich as he thought he would be.

Petty but funny

Jeremy thinks his wife is acting in a way to get him to take her to Italy on vacation. But the way he describes it, he's explaining how he interpreted his wife's actions, and that she has not actually asked him verbally for an Italian vacation. But then, he says he did tell her that Italy is a shithole and that she doesn't actually want to go there.


What the actual fuck?

First of all, her not just asking him, I find to be weird. It implies that she's either being very manipulative, or that she doesn't want to ask him for some reason, which implies she has an amount of fear to potentially having to deal with that reason. But ok, sure, women tend to be less direct or straightforward than men, I'll get past that. Maybe not ideal, but it's fairly typical behavior for many people.

But despite that, why would he actually tell her that Italy is a shithole and she doesn't want to go there? I'm not talking about the current status of Italy and migrants and crime or whatever, I'm asking why he told her that at all? If she didn't ask about Italy, why would you tell her it's a shithole? Assuming your explanation for her actions is true and she actually does want to go on vacation there, why would he tell her that she actually doesn't? Is she too stupid to make up her own mind? Do you think you have jurisdiction on her vacation preferences? You could have told her that you don't want to go there, but you told her that she doesn't want to go. I find that really fucking creepy. Are you and your wife really at that level of dishonesty with each other, that you assume each other are being manipulative, and you feel entitled to dominate her in response? I find that very un-Christian behavior, you psychotic fraud.

I dunno, Jeremy, I understand and agree with the notion that bringing manufacturing back to America is a good thing that supports our nation's best interests, sure. But is Pfizer really the manufacturing we want to bring back? Is it really better that Americans can get the drugs that are known to be over-prescribed at better prices? Is it really better that Pfizer, you know, kind of a major player in that whole, what was it, corona thing, 19 something or other, is getting much wealthier and friendly with the federal government?

Or is it just that since this is a 'win' for Trump in a political sense, the potential consequences for 'We the People' don't really matter? Is that what I'm supposed to believe, if I'm a 'patriot'?

It's obvious that he's jealous of the money she can access and that he can't, the kind she makes because she has cleavage. I want to believe that deep down, Melonie recognizes this jealousy and revels in it, because she harbors deep hatred of the man, and this is her one and only way to get revenge against him. If that's true, I'd like her a little bit more.

Jeremy is super-sure that the Constitution is a Christian document. As he says, 'the arguments aren't even that hard to make' - Jeremy, would you please, please, please make those arguments for me? I would love to hear your explanation, as it would demonstrate your expertise in theology, history and politics at the same time. Also, he's... kind of sure that protestants are Christian. I guess his photographic memory of the wiki page failed him on this day.

 
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quarter_grifter said:
I know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion, but I've seen enough of these I'm starting to develop some sympathy for both Hannah and Melonie, shockingly enough even to myself. Hannah seems like she's genuinely interested in trying to understand the world, and unfortunately, is just naturally stupid and forced into a situation where she has to whore herself out for that check from HamPlanet. Melonie seems like a genuinely retarded person who is scared of the entire world and just wants someone to tell her what to do, because that makes her feel safe because then she doesn't have to engage in the process of thinking, and Jeremy provides this for her in his creepy domineering manner. But I still despise her for grifting Christianity, so she can go fuck herself.
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I feel bad for Hannah in that she is far more competent to run the show than Jeremy and yet is forced to be his underling because she exists in a space where women are second class citizens. The money Quartering is offering compared to the actual amount of work she has to do is a deal she can't get anywhere else so she's just resigned herself to suck shit and deal with him until this inevitably dries up. I'm not going to say I'm a Hannah fan but just seeing her try to be professional in the middle of this clown show is something everyone who's ever worked at a shitty job can empathize with. I think she's by far the most intelligent one on the show but that is a very low bar. Definitely the only one in this crew who I would even consider hiring in an actual work environment. It's very clear that she wants to do a serious show but is aware Jeremy is far to dimwitted to handle that. You can see the frustration on her face every time Jeremy derails the show with his retarded bullshit or turns it into a farce, which is basically every episode.

Melanie is pretty close to retarded. I imagine every cult has at least a dozen women with this same personality type. Easily the least liked of all the cast members by the actual followers. She should not be within 100 miles of any political show and seems to at least be aware enough to understand she was only hired to appeal to the gross old man who signs her paychecks and agree with everything he says. She doesn't respect gross fat people and Jeremy is very gross and very fat. She does seem to actually see Quartering as a friend but sometimes she can't contain it and low key bullies him or mean girl laughs in his face when he takes an L on stream which is pretty funny. Related to your clip I really think when Jeremy hired Melanie he was expecting that a bunch of simps would shower her with superchats which he would then siphon off. He did used to get a fair amount of simp chats directed to her but now that I'm seeing that clip I'm realizing I haven't noticed any since she started daily streaming again so this is actual seethe.

Luke is a total sperg but the one area I respect him for is that he refuses to grovel to Jeremy for a pay check unlike the women. The fans all hate him because he talks over other people constantly but it's nice to finally see someone push back on Quartering's constant flip-flopping. Bonus that Quartering gets to pay $600 an episode for the pleasure of being called out every time he changes his opinion to benefit the grift. When the axe finally comes down and cuts are made I expect Luke to be the first one to go. Still a grifty loser at his core but he's smarter than Jeremy about keeping his online persona somewhat consistent.
 
Jeremy offers to debate some guy about Charlie Kirk conspiracies then continues to string him along. The guy calls Jeremy's wife on accident thinking it's Jeremy's number. He is very polite and the call ends.

Jeremy jumps on Twitter and says multiple times that this guy is HARASSING his wife.

Unfortunately for Jeremy the guy recorded the phone call and posted it on Twitter proving Jeremy is a fucking liar who is playing the victim because he's scared to confront this guy he keeps claiming he wants to debate.
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Edit: Jeremy found out in the middle of his live show this guy posted the recording then the second his show wrapped up he deleted the tweets where he said this guy was harassing his wife.

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Looks like Jeremy has decided to double down on the claim this guy harassed his wife while also quote tweeting the proof that wasn't what was happening.
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Quarterton is a known forensics expert. His expertise comes from years of beating dead horses.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Jeremy offers to debate some guy about Charlie Kirk conspiracies then continues to string him along. The guy calls Jeremy's wife on accident thinking it's Jeremy's number. He is very polite and the call ends.

Jeremy jumps on Twitter and says multiple times that this guy is HARASSING his wife.

Unfortunately for Jeremy the guy recorded the phone call and posted it on Twitter proving Jeremy is a fucking liar who is playing the victim because he's scared to confront this guy he keeps claiming he wants to debate.
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Edit: Jeremy found out in the middle of his live show this guy posted the recording then the second his show wrapped up he deleted the tweets where he said this guy was harassing his wife.

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Looks like Jeremy has decided to double down on the claim this guy harassed his wife while also quote tweeting the proof that wasn't what was happening.
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I know this is the Jeremy threat but Jason Goodman is a fucking dumb nigger that know what an exit wound looks like.
 
If there's one surefire way to get people to call your phone it's throwing a giant tantrum over somebody calling your phone.
 
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