DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
"I promised a positive reveal for hitting six goals today and we just hit six. So guys, I have a surprise for you. Are you ready? Aaaackh aaackh! Ladies and gentleman! Introducing my boyf- my friend! LTG!"
"I'm gonna kill these niggas in the most brutal way possible"
"Sir Daluan, what do you think? Shall we give the people what they want? A nice juicy gunshow?"
"Their lives are as valuable as a summer ant"
"On the count of three, ready? 1... 2..."
"Low... tier... GOD"
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Love how Phil has magically gravitated toward the architects crest in silksong. (this crest lets you cheese some bosses without having to really fight them) Upon picking it up he uses a limited resource to max level the crest before even trying it out, the crest has a bunch of obvious downside and isnt that attractive on paper, but our boy phil intuited its usefullness right away! On today's stream he totally figured out all on his ow the highest possible damage load out in the game for this new cheese crest and learned how to activate the very busted health regen ability, what an amazing gaming chair this man has!
 
Never been one to sperg out when the guy gets support but the whales need to stop. This is painfully devoid of anything resembling skill or entertainment. He's like an actual retard playing a fps for the first time its really amazing. He can't play and look at mini map he plays slow as fuck.
 
Any "good" gameplay where he is not feeding is from luckily being in a squad with decent people who keep ressing him and effectively carrying him but anytime he tries to do anything alone or have a firefight in any situation he is legit worse then bots. He has won maybe 5% of his 1v1 situations he might actually be the worse streamer playing the game for real.

"How was dinner tonight? decent. It was homemade mexican" lmao kat gets shit on out of nowhere

Legit he just died like 10 times in a row not even joking with the drop on someone in a 1v1 situation it's unreal. I could teach a boomer who has only played the first Mario game how to play better than this in a few hours.

"The game is fucking terrible"
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Any "good" gameplay where he is not feeding is from luckily being in a squad with decent people who keep ressing him and effectively carrying him but anytime he tries to do anything alone or have a firefight in any situation he is legit worse then bots. He has won maybe 5% of his 1v1 situations he might actually be the worse streamer playing the game for real.
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Phil has zero situational awareness, both in games and in real life, and has never learned that bullets need to hit the target in order to actually do damage.
 
KevJ said:
Never been one to sperg out when the guy gets support but the whales need to stop. This is painfully devoid of anything resembling skill or entertainment. He's like an actual retard playing a fps for the first time its really amazing. He can't play and look at mini map he plays slow as fuck.
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I wish whales would focus more on driving games where Phil is laughably bad other than shooters where he's really bad but boring and does the same whining excuses ad nauseam. Mario Kart was good shit.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I wish whales would focus more on driving games where Phil is laughably bad other than shooters where he's really bad but boring and does the same whining excuses ad nauseam. Mario Kart was good shit.
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He’s as bad in FPS as racing. Being .6 k/d in COD is really shitty. What really need to happen is for try hard trolls to stop donating money to control/troll him. He doesn’t care if you make fun of him; stop donating. He doesn’t care if you’re his main source of him; stop donating
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I wish whales would focus more on driving games where Phil is laughably bad other than shooters where he's really bad but boring and does the same whining excuses ad nauseam. Mario Kart was good shit.
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I'm almost certain he purposely didn't hit up the whales or flat out told them not to hit the goal at the end for Mario Kart because detractor kahntent was popping off like crazy on every platform and his races had like 3-5 trolls every time.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Any "good" gameplay where he is not feeding is from luckily being in a squad with decent people who keep ressing him and effectively carrying him but anytime he tries to do anything alone or have a firefight in any situation he is legit worse then bots. He has won maybe 5% of his 1v1 situations he might actually be the worse streamer playing the game for real.

"How was dinner tonight? decent. It was homemade mexican" lmao kat gets shit on out of nowhere

Legit he just died like 10 times in a row not even joking with the drop on someone in a 1v1 situation it's unreal. I could teach a boomer who has only played the first Mario game how to play better than this in a few hours.

"The game is fucking terrible"
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He has to be, he literally shouldn't be on MNK. He was complaining about the dmr while directly challenging ar's and slow tapping fire. I main the dmr its absolutely solid u just pick ur fights. I've never seen anyone streaming a fps shooter this bad. He crouch walks and has to lean in to see at distances. worst game play ever, and it's triggered me lol
 
GibMoneyPls said:
Imagine thinking anyone would want your life, Phil.
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Is this the ultimate cope now? Everyone who dislikes Phil, which is.......everyone apart from a few special individuals, is jealous of him and wants to live his life? But what about the streamers and content creators who are objectively more successful than him and still dunk on him - do they also dream of having his life and his wife?
 
shekelshoah666 said:
I'm almost certain he purposely didn't hit up the whales or flat out told them not to hit the goal at the end for Mario Kart because detractor kahntent was popping off like crazy on every platform and his races had like 3-5 trolls every time.
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I could have seen him say something like "I really don't feel like playing this game anymore so if you want to contribute do if you don't than don't"
 
GoGoNoJo said:
Which 40k faction would Phil play if there were no external factors (IE rules, army strength, effort required to paint, cost, etc.) influencing his decision? I know that, if this scenario were to actually happen, Phil would just be another "that guy" who plays whatever army is currently the cheesiest, but I'm curious what faction he would actually like the best. Personally I think he'd go with primaris ultramarines; he'd look down on firstborn units for being "old" and "small" so he'd go with primaris, and he'd pick ultramarines because they're the poster boys and he's boring.
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Mechanicus. He'd be the one motherfucker on the planet that couldn't make the cheese of the current edition work so he'd resort to the time honored tactic of throwing money at a problem and start showing up with multiple Warlord Titans.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Wait, is Phil actually using the same prescription lenses from when he was 20? This fuckhead screwed up his eyes even more, if that's the case. How the fuck can you be so cheap and retarded at the same time?
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Because it's DSP. He defies all logic and reasoning - you can tell Phil to go left, he'll go straight and crash into the wall, come out of the car, and blame Tevin for putting the wall there that he crashed into.

How he made it to 43 without his parents intervening and placing him on a conservatorship, I will never know. Well, you need people that care about you to make sure of that, which Phil does not have. I'm sure his father wishes he wore a condom that night Phil was conceived.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
Which 40k faction would Phil play if there were no external factors (IE rules, army strength, effort required to paint, cost, etc.) influencing his decision? I know that, if this scenario were to actually happen, Phil would just be another "that guy" who plays whatever army is currently the cheesiest, but I'm curious what faction he would actually like the best. Personally I think he'd go with primaris ultramarines; he'd look down on firstborn units for being "old" and "small" so he'd go with primaris, and he'd pick ultramarines because they're the poster boys and he's boring.
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Nurgle because the Great Unclean One reminds him of Khet.
 
Be Phil:

In the middle of a firefight
Dies
Pings to get revive
Someone revives them
They die
Phil blames the guy for reviving him

As much I would like Phil to get a mature adult job, begging social retards for their SSI checks isn't a "job", Phil. Nor is telling your audience that you're not supposed to be entertaining, that the "game is supposed to entertain" your audience, "not the streamer." There is NO way on Earth that he can hold a crumb of accountability in any form at a work site or be somewhere where anyone has to be dependent on him for anything. Because if something goes wrong, he would go "Nhuhhuh, I didn't do it, dood....You see, there's these sick motherfuckers online, one of them goes by AlmightyTevin, that continue to gangstalk me and my family and I had to for years continue to lie to protect my family, mmkay." Just put the fries in the bag. Because deflecting responsibility is in the pigroach DNA and pigroach can't help but deflect and avoid accountability. He has to lie to protect his family, dood.
 
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