DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
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I think his dumbell workout, if he even does it consist mostly of Curls, the most basic way to lift bells. Now by itself theres nothing wrong with it, but if he wants to flex that hes getting "shredded" then he has to start working the different areas of the arm which tend to be exercises that i dont see this fat pollack fuck doing.

Im gonna put my conspiracy hat and say that he is "hyping" up that hes exercising/lifting so that he eventually does an "exercise stream" or "lifting"on stream for tips. Basically a plan when he inevitably needs to beg super hard.
 
You know it's just OIC trying to get your attention, right?
It's not. Stop thinking everyone is OIC
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Complained the food was 6 minutes early. Always says how he wants it fresh and hot, and when he gets it he also cries.

Did he get $150 in kick subs that he didn't count becuase they might be "fake", and a $26 tip to hit the goal at the end? So, he actually hit two goals, and is pretending he hit none. Super scumbag behavior.
 
Complained the food was 6 minutes early. Always says how he wants it fresh and hot, and when he gets it he also cries.

Did he get $150 in kick subs that he didn't count becuase they might be "fake", and a $26 tip to hit the goal at the end? So, he actually hit two goals, and is pretending he hit none. Super scumbag behavior.
Yep. Most like it was ICS too since only he would drop that many subs to troll like that.
 
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Don't forget the side profile, we can't miss out on those massive pectoral muscles (b-cup perhaps?) and the flat tire.
Those compression tank tops are really working wonders, Phil. I think the whole working out shtick is misdirection/pre-cope for the fact people would notice he looked different because he started wearing spanx for men.

The perfect spherical shape of him is something that would only come from that, how taught and unnatural it looks is Phil's torso shoved into a casing like the Polish sausage he is.
 
I think the whole working out shtick is misdirection/pre-cope for the fact people would notice he looked different because he started wearing spanx for men.
I think so, also. And it's worked because Phil isn't getting mocked for this nearly as much as he should be. Rare mind games W for Phil.
 
He just loves being hateful. It’s fast food made by people who hate their jobs. He was the kid in school who lives to make fun of anyone for any reason, but don’t make fun of him or he will go to mommy and cry. He thinks being a smart ass is content and not just showing how he’s an ass to fast food workers who have to make this. It’s not their fault, phil. They are just trying to get a paycheck.
“Hack hack hack. It’s like DOODY! why does these urban sissies retards make can’t make good food? Why do everyone hates me?”
That blatant hypocrisy is what makes DSP so aggravating; he whines about detractors making fun of him, but he absolutely shits on people whenever he gets the opportunity. Honestly if Phil just admitted that he was an asshole who didn't give a shit about anybody but himself instead of trying to gaslight people into believing that he's a chill pahsitive guy he would be way less annoying.
 
Yep I'm buying into the compression shirt/tank top shit he has been looking weird as fuck anytime he gets up and the workout shit is so filled with lies at this point I don't think he is doing anything besides a few curls on some 10lb amazon dumbbells.
 
Yep I'm buying into the compression shirt/tank top shit he has been looking weird as fuck anytime he gets up and the workout shit is so filled with lies at this point I don't think he is doing anything besides a few curls on some 10lb amazon dumbbells.
Phil either bought, or saw and is pretending to have bought, this. Its just this. Because 1. Costco, 2. 52lbs, 3. Bowflex (which he talked about for some reason wanting a full bowflex home gym machine).
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Turn on his stupid stream and he points to "No I'm Not Human" which every other streamer played 2 weeks ago, and loves that its a good price ($15). Then he goes to whatever Alien series game and says if "WE" choose that, he'd have to really seriously play it because its so expensive. It's $30.

Phil, what the fuck happened to Mr. Big Shot "I can buy ANY GAME I WANT"? Wasn't that one of the main marks of what made you successful now?

I think we'd get some decent moments from him playing "No I'm Not Human" but he probably won't pick it because the title will hit too close to home with how much he has to hear he is an alien pretending to be human.

EDIT: Ha! He got "No, I'm Not Human".

Get ready for epic levels of cringe from Phil. It's already started. Perfect game to watch a normal human play and then watch Phil play to really appreciate what a literal weirdo he is.
 
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The moment pigroach saw it. he almost short circuited. “no the snort fort isn’t yours…and there is no snort fort even if there was it wouldn’t be yours!” There ya go.
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