💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rick thinks his free speech is the equivalent of his precious long-gone Monday Meatloaves, the equivalent of his claimed over 50 times of getting SWATTed.
I fully support Rick exercising his first amendment rights to the fullest extent possible. It's been pretty funny so far.
 
Yep! That’s it for the show, folks. We all have autism due to dosing on Aspirin! Time to enjoy prison, baby children! Show’s over!
He's just so fucking stupid, man. Aspirin and Tylenol aren't even the same type of painkiller.
 
Piggy thought this oink was a good one. Little does he know prominent Republicans are saying much worse here on the Kiwi Farms!

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Has ol' Pig Tits oinked about the Brewers getting their shit kicked in by the dodgers?
My guess is probably not. Even though he’s been acting as though he’s personally responsible for how well the season has gone for the Brewers, if they lose now he can just quietly ignore it and pretend it doesn’t matter much to him, but if they manage to turn it around and go all the way you better believe he’ll be bragging as if he alone did the dodgers in. That’s the beauty of being a sports fan.
 
Assuming the lower number, then by the end of this month the Leslie case could be closed in Patrick's favor.
9-10 days until the Judge can no-child Leslie and declare Patrick the rightful winner (if the Judge follows the lower number) (if counted since last action)
 
Featuring Milwaukee Avenue, Brewers Avenue, Oriental Cooking Avenue, St. Josiah Place, Mustang Gardens, Pork Place and the Bored-walk, as well as the #amReading Railroad, the O. & A. Railroad, and the Short-bus Line. Make sure you draw a Fat Chance card on your way to Prison!
The pieces can be a tiny metal pig, a laptop, a beer stein, a soggy cell phone, court paperwork, a backwards baseball hat and a giant margarita.
"Get mugged outside of Chubby's Cheesesteaks. Lose $500."
 
The Kirk shooter was a Republican
The 2016 and 2024 elections were both hacked by Russia
Trump was being blackmailed by Epstein for pedophilia
Fatrick is a BlueAnon true believer. It's so crazy, this is basically what my mom believes. Now we know how the libtards felt hearing about QAnon bullshit.
Steve Scalise was shot a Trump supporter.
Ashli Babbitt was shot by a Trump supporter.
JFK was shot by a Trump supporter.
Hitler was shot by a Trump supporter
Franz Ferdinand was shot by a Trump supporter.

Politics are so black and white when you become untethered from reality and can choose to believe whatever nonsense is most convenient for you in the moment.
 
As Trumps nominee for head of the Department of Sausages and Processed Meats I completely disavow the statements made by the CEO of Patty's Street Sausage....
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The Kirk shooter was a Republican
The 2016 and 2024 elections were both hacked by Russia
Trump was being blackmailed by Epstein for pedophilia
Fatrick is a BlueAnon true believer. It's so crazy, this is basically what my mom believes. Now we know how the libtards felt hearing about QAnon bullshit.
I also forgot he believes the assassination attempt on Trump in Pennsylvania was fake/staged
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Emily Bell (AKA E.D.E. Bell), Pat’s fixer for multiple conferences, is still losing her mind in case anyone wondered. Peep the engagement (replies are often from herself):

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