💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Nana Feeder 9k said:

I don't doubt that Quaterpounder actually thinks he can "outwit" both Andy and PPP on their home turf. Remember he really thought he was bodying Jim in that one on one all those years ago. Pig's as delusional as they come.

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I think if given the chance to show up, unless it's spur of the moment when he's drunk, he would instead claim they are harassing his wife and use that as an excuse to back out. This belief is based on him doing something similar to this the past 50 times he challenged someone online to confront him on stream and they accepted.

I also want to take this opportunity to draw attention to this work of art someone made for Jeremy since I posted it before but it got buried in a super long post and I think a lot of people missed it.

quarter_grifter said:

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He's been using his Discord more, guys. I found out today he blocked me on X, I guess I'm a hostile bot. Here's some replies from hostile bots who aren't banned yet, it represents the general reaction to this post:

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Is this guy on a single social media platform that he doesn’t constantly bitch about? Also it’s very telling how he complains about facing hostility on X versus his hugbox Discord. I thought only those dang SJWs wanted safe spaces where they don’t have to see dissenting opinions?

The quarterpounder's big fat bitch tits gross me out to look at. Probably why he always wears loose fitting clothing lol.

if you showed someone who didn't follow any online bullshit this guy's show and setup it would make zero sense. its all so unentertaining and amateurish, as if you are witnessing the fever dream or fantasy of some random loser where he is a professional broadcaster.

Why would you care about going bald when you're already married? Nobody fucking cares, dude.
It happens to most men and when your time has come, you just have to stop being a bitch and accept it.

returnofthemacandcheese said:

I think if given the chance to show up, unless it's spur of the moment when he's drunk, he would instead claim they are harassing his wife and use that as an excuse to back out. This belief is based on him doing something similar to this the past 50 times he challenged someone online to confront him on stream and they accepted.

I also want to take this opportunity to draw attention to this work of art someone made for Jeremy since I posted it before but it got buried in a super long post and I think a lot of people missed it.
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If Metokur ever has to deal with the Brown Lightning here I hope he plays this once.

Namekian George Floyd said:

Why would you care about going bald when you're already married? Nobody fucking cares, dude.
It happens to most men and when your time has come, you just have to stop being a bitch and accept it.

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Because his pride. He is vain as fuck and hates people laughing at him

I don't know a lot about Jeremy but I'm watching some of his Kino Casino segments recently(past 2 weeks), how does he makes money is he an oil baron or something? He gives 250k to a woman here, 100k to another there, have a company with 500k in debt and goes on. I read the OP but it doesn't say it there

Namekian George Floyd said:

Why would you care about going bald when you're already married? Nobody fucking cares, dude.
It happens to most men and when your time has come, you just have to stop being a bitch and accept it.

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He might be married, key word might, but he still simps for ambiguously aged women like Melonie Mac.

Nabeshin said:

I don't know a lot about Jeremy but I'm watching some of his Kino Casino segments recently(past 2 weeks), how does he makes money is he an oil baron or something? He gives 250k to a woman here, 100k to another there, have a company with 500k in debt and goes on. I read the OP but it doesn't say it there

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Just the perfect storm for a guy like him. He blew up on Youtube right around 2017, just late enough to miss the giant ban wave of "based" Youtubers. So he figured out where the line was and didn't cross it and as a result he was the ad safe Youtuber for people searching up that kind of content and the algorithm funneled fucking everyone his channel for years. So for 8 years he's been making the lowest effort Youtube slop that appeals mainly to people who are socially retarded. At the same time he literally has a degree in marketing from the mid 2000's and experience in telemarketing and spam internet marketing. So he's perfectly engineered to extract money from complete morons and has an audience full of those kinds of people and also used his knowledge of SEO and gaming Google to force himself into the Youtube algorithm back before the average Youtuber had any concept of that kind of stuff. For example he was years ahead of the curve on baby talking certain words to skate around Youtube moderation that massively boosted him in the algorithm, a practice that is now so common it's entered mainstream culture.

So he was designed in a lab to take maximum advantage of this situation and having an army of moronic friendless sycophants and he is also shameless so he knowingly feeds into parasocial relationships with his fans. That's why he derails half of every episode of his current news opinion livestream with talking about his personal life. Then he lies and manipulates them on top of it building a narrative that him failing financially is analogous to losing the culture war, which his entire audience is consumed by.

So as for how he made all this money, lots of things. He got a ton of Youtube ad money when his channel was bigger, he crams his videos full of midrolls. Then dozens of times he told his audience his channel was under attack by woke lefties and that if they didn't immediately give him money his channel would be at risk of disappearing and the woke would win. Then there was all the coffee stuff (especially when his channel was bigger), he has always had a bunch of sponsors, Rumble initially gave him a big contract. All that adds up. He showed his Youtube dash on stream one time on accident a few years ago and he was making $45k a month just off Youtube. This was at a time when he was claiming his channel was under attack every 3 months and people were throwing cash at him.

Things have changed recently, the grift is drying up. The average Youtuber knows all the stuff that put him ahead of the curve and his advantage there has completely vanished. Then he's gotten so greedy he completely alienates a lot of his audience with constant begging and has a ton of competition doing his grift but better. So here we are. He's made enough money he could easily have retired and just chilled in a upper middle class house with a very very comfortable life. Instead he is consumed by greed and spent millions on luxury bullshit and a giant mansion that only him and his wife live in then hired a bunch of Tim Pool castaways and needless staff trying to patch the holes on the sinking ship that is his grift. The funniest ending is if his grift continues to decline and he has to start liquidating a bunch of his vanity purchases and sell his mansion MC Hammer style. That's why he's constantly losing his shit. He still makes tons of money but it can no longer keep up with his runaway spending and if the grift were to suddenly end he would be in a tough spot.

Nabeshin said:

He gives 250k to a woman here, 100k to another there, have a company with 500k in debt and goes on.

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returnofthemacandcheese nailed it, but I just wanted to add that your question illuminates that Jeremy is quite good got 1 in a million lucky at making money, but quite bad at generating wealth, and this explains most of what you see regarding his financial state.

returnofthemacandcheese said:

Just the perfect storm for a guy like him. He blew up on Youtube right around 2017, just late enough to miss the giant ban wave of "based" Youtubers. So he figured out where the line was and didn't cross it and as a result he was the ad safe Youtuber for people searching up that kind of content and the algorithm funneled fucking everyone his channel for years. So for 8 years he's been making the lowest effort Youtube slop that appeals mainly to people who are socially retarded. At the same time he literally has a degree in marketing from the mid 2000's and experience in telemarketing and spam internet marketing. So he's perfectly engineered to extract money from complete morons and has an audience full of those kinds of people and also used his knowledge of SEO and gaming Google to force himself into the Youtube algorithm back before the average Youtuber had any concept of that kind of stuff. For example he was years ahead of the curve on baby talking certain words to skate around Youtube moderation that massively boosted him in the algorithm, a practice that is now so common it's entered mainstream culture.

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He was also bland enough that a lot of others on Youtube were willing to bring him on when he was crusading about pedos in Magic. He had streams with people like Jim, Dankula, G+G, and even appeared on Tim Pool's IRL show but over time managed to alienate every single person who interacted with him. It's amazing how many chances he's had and how he continues to find ways to fuck them up.

Retink Retunk said:

He was also bland enough that a lot of others on Youtube were willing to bring him on when he was crusading about pedos in Magic. He had streams with people like Jim, Dankula, G+G, and even appeared on Tim Pool's IRL show but over time managed to alienate every single person who interacted with him. It's amazing how many chances he's had and how he continues to find ways to fuck them up.

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In the beginning he got hard carried by Sargon and Dankula. The sector/bloodsports crew briefly brought him in and gave him a huge boost but he wasn't cut out for that and bottomed out pretty quickly just drunkenly starting fights he couldn't finish then backing down like a pussy. He just did not have the spine or wit to tangle with those people. Ironically Andy Warski probably lit the spark that started his career as a grifter on the infamous Andy "Race" Warski stream where they all rallied chat to go and spam the Magic twitter page with memes saying Andy was about to show up at Magic headquarters and start mass shooting pedos. Certainly 2017 was a different time, these days you'd probably get arrested after that. Jeremy himself really didn't do shit that stream but he rode that hype into getting all the bloodsports viewers on his side for his crusade against wizard poker and that turned into what we see now. He also got put on by the comicsgate crew but then burned that bridge once they outlived their usefulness. In the early days he basically just trend hopped every corner of online shit stirring and built his following from that. That's why for a long time he basically had a personal army of trolls to go fight all these random internet battles for him and harass all his targets but those days are long gone.

quarter_grifter said:

returnofthemacandcheese nailed it, but I just wanted to add that your question illuminates that Jeremy is quite good got 1 in a million lucky at making money, but quite bad at generating wealth, and this explains most of what you see regarding his financial state.

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His biggest problem is he has severe lifestyle creep and now spends money like a NFL player when he's a Youtuber with a fading channel and just can't accept that he's on the decline and he needs to adjust his lifestyle accordingly. In the past he just stuck his hand out and the paypigs filled it with money but those days seem to be over and he has little room to expand. Every ragebait viewer already knows who Jeremy is, he's not appealing to the youth, and every day another 5 sloptubers show up doing the exact same shit he does but better. His only out is to do the religious grift thing and open himself up to a new audience. This was long predicted in this thread and now he's been taking steps in that direction but that field is also very crowded so I don't see it going very far. Probably the worst decision he ever made long term was moving out of the nerd space and going all in on hard politics. Worked out well for that one election cycle but now he's lost a lot of his long time fans and is struggling to replace them.

returnofthemacandcheese said:

He just did not have the spine or wit to tangle with those people.

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Which is saying something considering the average IQ of the sektur is astonishingly low and even that bar he couldn't get over.

returnofthemacandcheese said:

Ironically Andy Warski probably lit the spark that started his career as a grifter on the infamous Andy "Race" Warski stream where they all rallied chat to go and spam the Magic twitter page with memes saying Andy was about to show up at Magic headquarters and start mass shooting pedos.

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Amusingly that's usually the clip I point people to as it's clear there are three people having banter while Hambly sits there awkwardly and does the white version of "Das right!" every so often.

quarter_grifter said:

Jeremy took his wife to a swinger event.

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I know a guy in Minnesota, who Jeremy should meet.

Slight diversion - I know I’m likely late and/or missing an obvious bit of drama, but I’m guessing if Melonie Mac is working with the Shartening, she was jettisoned from the SideScrollers podcast.

Did anything noteworthy happen there? Looking through SS’s Xitter feed, I can’t see her mentioned going a good way back (since 2024).

Did she just leave, or did Stuttering Craig finally tire of this cunt?

He should be messaging PPP (the organ grinder not the monkey)

Why he is even responding? It shows they have gotten to him. If he goes on the show who is he helping apart from PPP and Warski? He's not going to convince anyone who regularly watches Kino Casino that he's in the right. Jeremy should just ignore them. But hey it's fun that he doesn't and doesn't get it.