💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dean Pentel said:
Goddamn, that would be hysterical if he was POTUS, even for a week. Remember when Trump called CNN "fake news"? Just imagine the memes that would come out of Piggy calling Fox News "stalker children."

Or then the story of how after his time as President, the White House staff noticed that one of the couches had one hell of a stench that wouldn't come out and some questionable stains.

Or best of all, how would Netanyahu convince him to keep cucking the US for Israel?
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Every single federal agency and branch of the military (except ICE because orange) has their focus shifted towards taking down stalkers. There are 30 Ruby Ridge incidents every day from feds raiding the homes of people who call our dear Mr. President overweight. Black communities are left devastated after hundreds and hundreds go missing overnight in mysterious “pepperoni raids”. Congressmen, judges, and even local officials who voice the slightest amount of concern are arrested, often in public. Massive 10 story prisons, each the size of Rhode Island are erected all over the country to hold the massive hordes of stalker children, and to ease the strain on the massively overcrowded prison system. Their crimes vary, but the worst of the worst are charged with a crime so horrible that merely being accused of it is enough to warrant a life sentence - Felony Mutual Conversation.

As each prisoner is lead to their cell, the guards shove them down onto the cold, concrete floor where they will spend the rest of their existence. As the door shuts, they look up one final time, able to make out a single message etched into the prison’s ceiling .

“Enjoy prison, stalker child.”

After that, the door slams shut, and they are trapped in darkness forever, never to be seen again.
 
What are tom ricklinson’s opinions on Israel Palestine? It’s the one issue he seems to keep his fat mouth shut about. Is he secretly pro Israel or something?
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Speaking of, has Patty Tits made his opinion on Sand Wars known? I've seen him sperg out about every other political issue, but I can remember him speaking about it at all.
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He is quiet about it because there’s no take he can have that would be acceptable to his fellow travelers. He’d get eaten alive either way so he steers clear beyond some generic platitudes, unlike the war in Ukraine where he has clear marching orders. Basically he’s too scared, and stupid to come up with his own opinions. He just regurgitates what other better people come up with.
 
A Bit Concerning said:
“Enjoy prison, stalker child.”

After that, the door slams shut, and they are trapped in darkness forever, never to be seen again.
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Meanwhile they're all enjoying prison because it's awesome in there. It's super luxury space prison.
 
BigPeanut said:
What are tom ricklinson’s opinions on Israel Palestine? It’s the one issue he seems to keep his fat mouth shut about. Is he secretly pro Israel or something?
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He has tweeted about it being pro Israel before. Or at least anti hamas.
 
Dropa5pack said:
He is quiet about it because there’s no take he can have that would be acceptable to his fellow travelers. He’d get eaten alive either way so he steers clear beyond some generic platitudes, unlike the war in Ukraine where he has clear marching orders. Basically he’s too scared, and stupid to come up with his own opinions. He just regurgitates what other better people come up with.
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He has also yet to decide which side makes the best pepperoni. Personally I think humus infused pepperoni would taste better than gefilte fish, but that's just me,
 
Nother day, another civilian provoked into patposting.
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Also I noticed the nigga with the Judge Holden avatar doing the needful rapsheet post in response. I have to beat rival Holdens off for the first ride on the piggy-go-round I am gonna be real fuckin testy by the time I mount him.

By the way I wonder what "reward" pig man will demand for the Stalkerchild abuses he has suffered.
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Noted expert on negro meat in every way imaginable drops some knowledge about darky habits
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Gonna be real I laughed a lot at this exchange

YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER GREATLY IN PRISON, STALKER!
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Seems he did not appreciate his secret Diaper Dance being leaked to the public....
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Here's the vid for reference....swear to fucking god AI fatrickposts are gonna be the death of me
 
An automatic clown said:
Hey I don't think this guy is very honest !!
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FinnSven said:
It could easily be a technicality Thompson.

He doesn’t drink miller light in the sense that it is not his regular choice of beer.
This doesn’t mean that he has never drunk miller light.

To avoid looking like a liar though, he could simply have said, “I prefer other beers than miller light, enjoy prison stalker”.

And then the fbi would have kicked this fellows door through and thrown him into solitary confinement for life for the heinous crime of wrongly speculating on Patrick’s regular ripple.
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Looking at the photos I unfortunately don't think they conclusively prove he drank Miller Lite even then. There's Miller Lite on the table, but this is a rare instance of Piggy being at a bar with other people, and the placement of the beer leads me to believe they aren't for him. The pictures at the table were all taken at the same time pretty much, so let's look at these two:
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The Miller Lites are placed away from Rick, closer to the photographer and the other guy, indicating those beers are for them. Rick's beer is something much darker in a glass (you can even see his fat fingers wrapped around the glass in the 2nd picture), I'm not a beer guy but I don't think the beer in that glass is Miller Lite. It's not like Pat is some 2000iq super genius who went "ah, in several years I will argue with people online about whether I drink Miller Lite or not so I better move the bottles away from myself to give me plausible deniability against the stalker childs."

Pigtits at the bar on his phone (a familiar pose to all Patologists) with that same beer in a glass and no Miller Lite in sight:
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I dunno guys, I just don't think this is evidence he drinks Miller Lite. But it's funny to watch him correcT the record when people talk about it, like when people call Susan a V6.
 
Effortpost ahead.
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Contnuing with us is the amount of blocks and blocklisted Skeeters.
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It's a subtle upscale, but 901 is a fat (like Rick) increase of 25 more baby children whom Rick thinks is below him. Let's save this slight increment for later.​
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No stalker, I never piss into a mug. No stalker, I never kidnap hood kids from the ghettoes of Milwaukee and grind them into pepperoni. No child, I never kidnap sleeping black babies from their ghettoes and grind them into pepperoni. No child, I never killed Bernell Trammell cold-blooded. No stalker, I never paid Quasi. No child, I never tell Ukrainians to throw paint balloons into Russian tanks or build my fences backwards. I'm sorry that you're so fucking stupid. Ymunkoke your future ended, stalker.

You are going to prison, stalker.
You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed, many, many times (FAT) to cease making me celebrating Spooky Month with my toilet. Continuing to do so constitutes felony loneliness cyberharassment and fat-shaming me. You will not enjoy prison. Enjoy coping. Enjoy death. You died here, stalker.
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🎃:tomlinson:309 ENJOY PRISONS IN TOTAL:tomlinson:🎃​

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🎃:tomlinson:313 ENJOY PRISONS IN TOTAL:tomlinson:🎃​


Onto the childing report. NO SWEET BABY CHILD, YOU WILL NOT SLANDER ME. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUFFFFFFF.
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🎃:tomlinson:128 CHILDING IN TOTAL:tomlinson:🎃​

Let's add in the current reports:

309 + 313 + 7,096 = 7,718 enjoy prisons.

and

128 + 611 = 739 childings.

In total, we have:

🎃:tomlinson:7,718 ENJOY PRISONS, 739 CHILDING, 901 BLOCKLISTED AND 1,024 BLOCKS IN TOTAL:tomlinson:🎃​

Bonus Halloween special celebratory fanart, by yours truly. Appealed to lord Judge Holden, since they're faithfully based from the AI babygirl Ricks :tomgirl:
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Happy Spooky Month. Enjoy niggeroni Trick O' Treaties.​
 
NaggotFigger said:
Happy Spooky Month. Enjoy niggeroni Trick O' Treaties.
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You are truly doing the LORD’s work, dear brother.

Do you have any flavors of Tomlinson Brand™ Niggeroni™ that you like the best?

I prefer Roscoe’s flavored (breaded and fried, with a coating of Pearl Milling syrup and some Louisiana Hot Sauce)
 
Maldemort said:
You are truly doing the LORD’s work, dear brother.

Do you have any flavors of Tomlinson Brand™ Niggeroni™ that you like the best?

I prefer Roscoe’s flavored (breaded and fried, with a coating of Pearl Milling syrup and some Louisiana Hot Sauce)
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It'd be the Chicago-flavored niggeroni, hound straight from ghetto niglets abducted from unwitting Shaniquas and Tyrones from the poorest neighborhoods in Chicago. No other spot in Illinois would provide good niggeroni meat than ol' Chicago. I'd say the Cajun ones are decent, but Mississippi-flavored Niggeroni is just the worst. Dip it with some Kraft's cheez dip, and it's a good Halloween treat from Mrs. Jennifer Tomlinson.
 
NaggotFigger said:
It'd be the Chicago-flavored niggeroni, hound straight from ghetto niglets abducted from unwitting Shaniquas and Tyrones from the poorest neighborhoods in Chicago. No other spot in Illinois would provide good niggeroni meat than ol' Chicago. I'd say the Cajun ones are decent, but Mississippi-flavored Niggeroni is just the worst. Dip it with some Kraft's cheez dip, and it's a good Halloween treat from Mrs. Jennifer Tomlinson.
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He would use cheese wiz, probably drink it straight from the can
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Yeah, good idea! Nothing bad ever happened at Chubby's around black people
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Correct, stalker. The only thing that happened was I beat up a black youth so hard he dropped his phone and chase and menaced them for two blocks before I got over it (not tired, stalker).

Why was I outside Chubby's Cheeseteaks? You don't get to ask questions, stalker. You get to go to prison. That's it. I have never eaten there, nor ordered from it, nor am I working for Uber eats I have been self-employed for years. Enjoy prison.
 
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