💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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quarter_grifter said:
Jeremy is a "girl's girl" (likes girly things) just like Melonie.
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Funny you should say that. I was just thinking about how the dynamic in these livestream clips seems really odd. It isn't necessarily that the girls are uncomfortable though I guess that probably happens here and there. And not even so much that they're pretending, though sort of. It's this attitude he's always trying to convey like "hey I'm just a guy's guy and I like guy things like titties" and it's almost as if he's trying to convince me. Not that he's straight. But that he's a regular and fun guy. But it always just seems weird and off and contrived in a way that's hard to articulate. It isn't as apparent on his non livestream videos. The complete lack of chemistry between these people doesn't help.

Also, I want to chime in on the Magic being cool in high school thing. I never played myself and don't know how to this day, but some of my skater friends in high school did and they were arguably cool. I have a distinct memory of one of them around 1997 or so complaining about all the new players with their crappy cards and I was pretending to half way understand. But since they had other things going on, there were girls around where Magic was being played. You could mostly get away with being any kind of secret nerd if you had a skateboard and wore band shirts. But of course there were more obvious nerds in the mix too who never bothered to figure out a way to seem attractive to the opposite sex. I guess what I'm saying is that Magic players weren't all social outcasts. I don't think it did anyone any favors as far as signaling any kind of coolness like Hambly seems to imply, but it wasn't a death sentence or anything.
 
I guess I might as well drop some of the clips before I go to sleep as well.

So remember that clip I posted a yesterday with Jeremy saying he pays 47% tax so when people ask him for charity for the community he tells them to fuck off? Well this clip was from a day before that where he claims he offered $1000 in groceries to the local food bank because "it would be cool to help out with my community" but was turned down because his uncle who works for the food bank told him "no one ever goes there the poors just want to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew with government handout and we have food stocked to the ceiling." Of course this obvious lie was just him building a narrative to support his point. For example if I Google the first result for a food bank near where he lives (in a very white area obviously) it displays on the front page they gave out food to almost 1200 people this month despite being open only ~6 hours a week and accepted a generous donation of 5000 lbs of food from a local church and several $1000 donations from local businesses.

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This clip made me laugh because Jer tries to say Hannah needs to tard-wrangle him and Melonie but it Freudian slips out as "turd-wrangle." This show actually needs to hire a turd-wrangler.


Jeremy goes on another rant about how he writes off everything tangentially related to making content on his taxes. Luke is skeptical the IRS shares that view. Jeremy stumbles on a point about how some guy who did that got charged but that was different, or maybe not, he's not sure. Hannah sticks in a dig that when her and Jeremy get hair plugs together they can both write it off. Then Jeremy starts going off about writing off his pending cosmetic surgery again.


Jeremy insists he's not bald after people asked him if he got hair plugs from posting a picture of his comb over on Twitter. Jeremy doesn't fully understands how hair plugs even work.


Quartering has to assure the chat he isn't drunk and says he says too many embarrassing things when he streams drunk. He then immediately goes on a rant calling Patrick Bet-David a grifter because he was making an app where paypigs would have to pay to chat to content creators and wanted Quartering to pitch it for him. Jeremy insists he would never treat his fans this way and charge them to talk to him despite the fact he was heavily pushing a paid Discord not even a week ago with the only perk being you could talk to him there (which he reportedly scams everyone on and rarely shows up). On top of that he actually had a "Quartering App" as a goal on his membership program last year and when the goal was nearing 100% he announced the app was coming soon then never delivered it. It's always self-snitching when Jeremy calls other Youtubers grifters but this is an extremely egregious example.



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Jeremy goes on a seething rant about Rumble's newest lineup member Devory Darkins, who now raids directly into Quartering's stream, calling him a plant that no one has ever heard of. Rumble gave the 1PM EST time slot to Mr Darkins even though Jeremy has been begging for that time slot for over a year and it was left vacant by Russel Brand. Devory's show on Rumble consistently outranks Jeremy's show and his Youtube livestream averages over 100,000 views while Quartering hasn't hit 5000 views on his Youtube live channel in over a month. Expect to hear a lot more seething about Dark Devory as "Estrocast ft. a fat redneck" circles the drain.


Hello Mister Hambly, I'm here to teach your wife how to loop-de-loop.
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The fact that Quartering has been begging for a better time slot then they wouldn't let him have it even when it was wide open for months and filled it with a new, more popular grifter certainly doesn't bode well for Jer's long term prospects on the Rumble front page. I look forward to the day Rumble finally replaces him and we get an epic crash out. They have the real numbers and know that no one is watching that shit.

deskgum said:
Also, I want to chime in on the Magic being cool in high school thing. I never played myself and don't know how to this day, but some of my skater friends in high school did and they were arguably cool. I have a distinct memory of one of them around 1997 or so complaining about all the new players with their crappy cards and I was pretending to half way understand. But since they had other things going on, there were girls around where Magic was being played. You could mostly get away with being any kind of secret nerd if you had a skateboard and wore band shirts. But of course there were more obvious nerds in the mix too who never bothered to figure out a way to seem attractive to the opposite sex. I guess what I'm saying is that Magic players weren't all social outcasts. I don't think it did anyone any favors as far as signaling any kind of coolness like Hambly seems to imply, but it wasn't a death sentence or anything.
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Magic was briefly a mainstream fad around 96-97. I was in middle school in that time period and that was my experience with the game. At that point the game was only year or so old, there were no tournaments, there were no Magic card shops, it was just a game where people bought packs of cards, traded them, and played. Half the kids in my school owned cards and didn't even know how to play. It was around the same time pogs were a fad. Fast forward a few years later and things were different. By 2000 the mainstream fad had passed, all the cards were worth real money, people were traveling to foreign countries to play in tournaments, and Magic was played in smelly gaming shops by try hard nerds. I remember seeing weird kids from my school playing the game with middle aged men at the mall and just thinking what the fuck? If anyone remembers it differently please let me know.
 
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deskgum said:
It isn't necessarily that the girls are uncomfortable
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Although I love clipping and joking about how grossed-out they get and the verbal sparring sessions they have, I don't think they dislike Jeremy very much, if at all. I think they haven't yet seen him for what he actually is, and are deluding themselves (which is easy to do when he's your benefactor/employer) into extreme naivety. If/when they do, it'll be interesting to see how they react.

deskgum said:
but some of my skater friends in high school did and they were arguably cool
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They were cool because of the skating and drugs, not the Magic cards. Jeremy was probably in a social group with one person who played Magic and was still 'cool-passing' (lmao), but didn't realize that that person wasn't him. He clearly thinks of himself as some sort of Dennis Reynolds-esque 'Golden God' in his high school days. He talks about that all the time.
 
quarter_grifter said:
Although I love clipping and joking about how grossed-out they get and the verbal sparring sessions they have, I don't think they dislike Jeremy very much, if at all. I think they haven't yet seen him for what he actually is, and are deluding themselves (which is easy to do when he's your benefactor/employer) into extreme naivety. If/when they do, it'll be interesting to see how they react.
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Once the money dries up we'll never see Hannah and Jeremy on screen together again. I can tell you that much. Hannah is smart enough that she has to be legitimately embarrassed to be on this show and must be very unhappy that it has now become a public laughing stock given her recent comments about her dad telling her not to tarnish the family's reputation doing anything on a livestream that draws negative attention. I mean 2+2=4. Then there's the faces she makes whenever the show goes too far off the rails. One of my favorite moments was that time where they had a guest on and Jeremy wouldn't stop talking about shitting his brains out then loudly announced every time he left his chair that he was going to dump ass and she looked incredibly pissed.
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For what it's worth I think Hannah doesn't like Jeremy the same way most people don't like a boss at their job who is incompetent and fucks everything up and makes them look bad. The added factor of this show being broadcast and publicly mocked can't help.

Who knows what Melanie really thinks of him. She usually seems on board for the stupid banter but sometimes you can tell he says things that absolutely rattle her to the core.
Example: Watch Jeremy sap every last bit of hope and optimism from Melanie in real time.

I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up as a guest again after the show ends but who knows.
 
quarter_grifter said:
I don't know where this clip is from, its context or authenticity. I've just seen it around the internet a few times.

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Why is it every time I make some pushing-it autistic joke about anything it comes true in some way. Now I feel bad.
Buy my Wraithdorf Faygo brand Faygo.
Hell.
 
I've known janitors making barely above minimum wage that are more financially secure than Jeremy. It's not what you make it's what you have left in your bank account after your bills. I bet he goes into debt every month despite his income.
 
Besides his pantshitting and his lack of ability to read books, Jeremy’s e-begging is off the chart right now. He’s like a multimillionaire version of DSP. Complains about not making enough money despite owning multiple Ford Raptors, two airplanes and eating the finest steaks. This fat fuck needs to be humbled.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
For what it's worth I think Hannah doesn't like Jeremy the same way most people don't like a boss at their job who is incompetent and fucks everything up and makes them look bad. The added factor of this show being broadcast and publicly mocked can't help.
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My last post was pretty retarded and I didn't articulate myself very well.

I think many things we observe, including the relationships between the hosts, can be explained by considering the motivations of the members of the show. Jeremy at the very least wants to be perceived as a 'serious' political (or at least culturally-influential) channel to draw in that audience. I'm not really 100% on whether he actually wants to be serious or not, it's kind of hard to tell. But either way, that motivation is subservient to his primary goal of making as many dollars as he can.

Melonie has dipped her toes into trying to be taken seriously at various points in her 'career', but I think she's realized that's not really an option, because she's not a person that's ever going to be taken seriously for reasons already discussed. I think she's happy enough just being another pig rolling in the shit, having fun online being 'silly' (stupid) living in her parent's basement, and her little personal Bible-study journey isn't hurting anyone, so as long as Jeremy coughs up the bucks, she'll laugh off mostly anything. She has her opinions and knows he expects her to share them, so she does, but it doesn't go any further than that. When I said she doesn't dislike Jeremy, I meant she doesn't dislike him enough to not just go along with the stupidity more often than not.

Hannah is by far the most competent person on the show, because she does actually want to be taken seriously. I have a feeling when she took the job, she had a much higher opinion of Jeremy's political acumen, and that has disappeared throughout her experiences on the show and she absolutely knows he's wholly incompetent, in addition to being socially repulsive. When I said she doesn't dislike Jeremy, I meant that she doesn't dislike him enough to not try and use his allegedly large audience to exert whatever political influence she can generate. I wonder if this is more of the reason that she stays, rather than 'the money's just too good', that she views it as her biggest audience, and her desire to capitalize on this opportunity is more important to her than her dislike of Jeremy. If that's true, and I hope it is, I sympathize with that, actually quite a lot, and hope she can find success with a bigger, better audience before this ship finally sinks. Maybe I'm sweeping on copium, time will tell.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Jeremy goes on a seething rant about Rumble's newest lineup member Devory Darkins, who now raids directly into Quartering's stream, calling him a plant that no one has ever heard of.
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Hes a milquetoast MAGA guy that provides pretty cut and dry news story and political commentary. I noticed he popped up in my recommended around election time, his content is appealing to the right leaning normies and with the fad of black conservatives on youtube it is no surprise he rose in popularity. Even if what Jeremy says is true about him being a plant. Devory does the content better than QuarterPlanet, reading the news and articles while providing mild feedback minus the poop stories. QuartePlanet cant even do the bare minimum and hes getting outclassed by a black man,so of course he seethes even more because of his hatred of basketball americans. Devroy can do the funniest thing if he ever wants to hire staff and just snipe Claire from Quartering, Jeremys chimp out would be peak content.
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
uartering has to assure the chat he isn't drunk and says he says too many embarrassing things when he streams drunk.
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Using that logic, he's been drunk streaming since *checks notes* I wanna say last summer? Like, once it became obvious Trump was going to win the election, Jeremy clearly stopped taking his channel seriously/most of his content focused on shilling his generic, iCarly show-esque "Coffee Brand Coffee" (seriously though, its name sounds like a parody from a tween sitcom).

Jeremy should be thanking Kino Casino for dunking on him, 'cause at least now he's putting a slight effort into his dying channel's content.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on. IDK what they are worried about because he will completely fold under the pressure of being asked to pick a lane on the record. Either he's broke or he's lying to and manipulating his fans by pleading poverty when he constantly begs.
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He's just boring. It wouldn't be fun to listen to.
 
Eventide said:
Using that logic, he's been drunk streaming since *checks notes* I wanna say last summer? Like, once it became obvious Trump was going to win the election, Jeremy clearly stopped taking his channel seriously/most of his content focused on shilling his generic, iCarly show-esque "Coffee Brand Coffee" (seriously though, its name sounds like a parody from a tween sitcom).

Jeremy should be thanking Kino Casino for dunking on him, 'cause at least now he's putting a slight effort into his dying channel's content.
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He's been drunk streaming since before TheQuartering was a channel back when he was bullying Magic nerds. He used to go live blackout drunk and just talk mad shit then delete the stream as soon as he ended it then pretend it never happened when everyone called him out on the things he was saying. He finally took it too far and was so drunk he decided to upload that one video about the cosplayer where he drunkenly made a bunch of crude sexual remarks about her and told all his fans to harass he on twitter then got banned from his card game and a strike on his Youtube channel as a result. That video was just a clip he made from a drunk livestream though. He was temporarily restricted from livestreaming on his channel because of that strike so he started a new channel just to be able to continue livestreaming drunk and that is what became TheQuartering.

For years after he would hop on stream every once in a while blackout drunk and delete the video as soon as the stream ended. He only stopped deleting every livestream as soon as it finished around the time he got his Rumble deal. The blackout streams have gotten less frequent over time but he will show up moderately sauced every once in a while. He's actually gotten wayyyyy better about it this past year which is a shame. I think that drunk stream where he was shit talking Lauren Southern, Sydney Watson, and Benny Johnson was what made him pump the brakes a little. I think that was the same stream where he took off his hat several times trying to tell everyone he wasn't bald then spent the last hour ranting about hair transplants and looking at toupee videos on Youtube.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
For years after he would hop on stream every once in a while blackout drunk and delete the video as soon as the stream ended. He only stopped deleting every livestream as soon as it finished around the time he got his Rumble deal. The blackout streams have gotten less frequent over time but he will show up moderately sauced every once in a while. He's actually gotten wayyyyy better about it this past year which is a shame. I think that drunk stream where he was shit talking Lauren Southern, Sydney Watson, and Benny Johnson was what made him pump the brakes a little. I think that was the same stream where he took off his hat several times trying to tell everyone he wasn't bald then spent the last hour ranting about hair transplants and looking at toupee videos on Youtube.
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Which makes it even funnier that Quarterpounder sacked Styx for doing the same exact thing he did lmao.
 
I have some screenshots from the Discord. I think most of this is from the free section and some of it is from the paid but I'm not sure and it all came without context so I'm doing my best to describe what's going on.

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death Quartering started hard grifting the Discord. He's crying about how few people sign up, saying he will have to fire everyone unless he gets massive membership support, then astroturfs his own Rumble chat by commanding the paypigs to "shill" the paid Discord in there.
First Quartering claims he is going to start a TPUSA chapter in his local area then cries that his Rumble audience won't give him money and when he begs for memberships on his "40k viewer" live show only 2 people will join, ROFL.
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Next Quartering says that he needs "massive membership" before his Rumble contract ends otherwise the show will continue but he will have to fire everyone else and do it solo.
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Quartering claims the paid Discord is his USP aka "Unique Sales Proposition." This is supposed to be the unique thing that sets him apart from all the other grifters and makes people give him their money instead. He then tells his paypigs they need to show up in the Rumble livestream chat tomorrow and be "shilling it" and "telling everyone how awesome it is" to give Jeremy $6 a month for a paid chatroom.
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Lots of paypigs seething that Quartering scammed them, promising a bunch of content then pulling the plug after they signed up. Some of these people even prepaid for a year's subscription at $100.
A paypig asks what happened to the promised weekly member's videos and what exactly he is getting in return for giving Quartering money. Jeremy says he's "a little behind" but a new one is coming out today. This was on August 2nd, he hasn't released a member's video since June according to his Rumble.
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Dented paypig wants to buy coffee to support the grift back in June. Is told not to by other paypigs because Jeremy fucked them over on membership promises and needs to learn a lesson.
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Long time paypig whales seething back in May about how Quartering stopped delivering on promises after they prepaid $100 for a year of membership.
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More seething from back in May after Quartering announced he wanted everyone to move their subscriptions over to Rumble when he already wasn't delivering on promises from his website membership.
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Another paypig scammed by Quartering getting him to sign up for something then moving on to the next thing and leaving him hanging. I think Jeremy was asking people to sign up for Youtube premium for exclusive videos in early-mid 2024 then obviously scammed them on any promised content.
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Ongoing discussion about how people aren't happy with the membership within the last week.
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Ex-mod of Quartering's Discord has a crash out on Jeremy because he was forced to step down when he could no longer hold his tongue as the server was taken over by degenerates.
"Typical furfag autistic bullshit. It's TheQuartering crawling with them and the fat man is cool with it"
"Fuck him he supports furfags and trannies."
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Confirmed: Quartering's Discord is overrun with degeneracy.
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Discord user explains why Quartering doesn't interact with his own server.
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
Once the money dries up we'll never see Hannah and Jeremy on screen together again. I can tell you that much. Hannah is smart enough that she has to be legitimately embarrassed to be on this show and must be very unhappy that it has now become a public laughing stock given her recent comments about her dad telling her not to tarnish the family's reputation doing anything on a livestream that draws negative attention. I mean 2+2=4. Then there's the faces she makes whenever the show goes too far off the rails. One of my favorite moments was that time where they had a guest on and Jeremy wouldn't stop talking about shitting his brains out then loudly announced every time he left his chair that he was going to dump ass and she looked incredibly pissed.
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For what it's worth I think Hannah doesn't like Jeremy the same way most people don't like a boss at their job who is incompetent and fucks everything up and makes them look bad. The added factor of this show being broadcast and publicly mocked can't help.

Who knows what Melanie really thinks of him. She usually seems on board for the stupid banter but sometimes you can tell he says things that absolutely rattle her to the core.
Example: Watch Jeremy sap every last bit of hope and optimism from Melanie in real time.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up as a guest again after the show ends but who knows.
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