I’m done with men!”
to
“Salah and I might get back together at some point.”
We all know Rule 1 is that Chantal lies, but her story of being ambushed by Salad with his Aunties as his Bodyguard to sign some kind of legal seperation or divorce Papers is one story I 100% believe. I also believe that he dodged all the celebratory ,Fireworks' along the way to get himself to that Damascus Courthouse as soon as humanly possible to get those Papers ratified.
I'm not sure whether he may be still stringing her along for more money or not. It was certainly lucrative for Nader; but her finances aren't at lavishing Laptops and iPads on her dusky dick of the moment levels anymore.
It would be awfully easy for him to just say he hasn't had a chance to file the Papers yet to allow her that itty, bitty, tiny sliver of hope that keeps her invested in him.
Edit: I was doing a recap of her Walmart haul, but Semper Fi to the Farmers who covered it already. Still, from that live here is her celebratory Song over having access to the Kraft Parmesan Cheese Flavoured Edible Fiberous Matter, again. Feel free to share with someone you hate. (And rest in peace, NEEWOLLAH YPPAH Wreath, long live the rubbish bin menu on the wall.)
Edit 2: And just a Still of the Bacon that Gunt strategically skipped over during her groceries video, as pointed out and clipped by
@Camel Bro 94 above. You can see the strips of fleisch and fat through the little windows in the Packaging.
That’s blatantly wrong. Please take your own advice. There is debate on this,
You keep saying there's debate, but can name
any sect of Islam at all that prohibits meat and dairy/seething the calf in it's mother's milk? I've never seen someone so stubbornly refuse to accept they made a simple Mistake. You conflated Kashrut and Halal. It's no big deal. The same Burger also had bacon on it so it was against both dietary laws anyways.
The milk/calf prohibition comes from Leviticus(and Deuteronomy). The rules of halal and it's prohibitions and requirements come from the Quran. The current text of Torah/Bible is considered
tahrif to Muslims, which means it's been corrupted and no longer represents the word of God. They follow what the Quran states, which was the word of God told ,,accurately'' via Muhammad, and how the Imams have interpreted the Quran. The only Muslim group that even comes close to ,following' the Torah(called Tawrat
) and Bible(Christian Gospel, called Injil) as Holy books are the Islamic Hebraists. They reject that the texts are inherently corrupted/tahrif; but they still only use the those Holy Books as tools for giving context to, and further study of, the Quran. They still follow halal not kosher.
I understand this is now in the thoroughly in the realm of a deluge of deserved Puzzlepieces, it's just weird you're hung up on this incorrect assumption you made. And this is seriously a genuinely interesting, but fraught, area of conversation about the interplay of the the three Holy Books, and the major Abrahamic religions; but a Thread about the ginormous fat blob known as Chantal, who even as her most pious muslima Mariam didn't pray the salat and ordered burgers with bacon while temporarily back in the Great White North, isn't where to have it.
(I'd be happy to continue it off-thread on my or your Profile if you want, because it really is interesting stuff)