DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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johnkimble123 said:
Phil is the only person who makes you want to defend shittier lolcows, private corporations, and now, the health care industry as a whole. He lies that fucking much and every fucking situation in his life is "I've done nothing wrong, I did everything right".
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Seriously, he crashed out about his stupid gout cream the way a normal person would if they found out that their life-saving surgery just got postponed until May 2026.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Hmmm...
Probably unrelated, and you know Phil doesn't lie all the time or anything
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As a gout enthusiast myself I find prevention is better than waiting to treat a flare.
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This shit is amazing, 2 a day works wonders.
I ran out a few months back and within a few days the gout pain was bACK. Gout can cause eye issues as well as I discovered. I really should lay off the potato juice.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
The eczema is bullshit. The cream is probably real and the reason that cream is so important to Phil is because he has gout in his hands. He has uric acid building up in those Polack paws, causing him severe pain and also a sign that his kidney function is poor.
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Makes sense as he's always crying that his hands hurt all the time
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
Has Phil been directly confronted on the difference between his six maximum (and possibly girl-style with knees on the ground) pushups and his claimed set of 30 pushups that were off camera and totally not faked? Has he created a cope excuse for why new, improved, workout and health arc Phil, who lifts weights and lost a ton of weight and has never been healthier, cannot do as many pushups now as Past Phil, who was a fat weak slob?
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He retconned this during one of the Smark Guys with PPP, I think. He said that he didn't do the 25 push-ups and was always joking, even though the video of him getting upset because he didn't get the 200 dollars is still there and you can clearly see he wasn't joking and banned the viewer and insulted him for a few minutes... but it was always a joke. Also, keep in mind PPP had reacted to that clip already, so his retconning was egregious.

I don't know if he retconned it again, but there's your explanation. Buff Phil can only do six girl push-ups.
 
That rant with the married dude was fucking scary. He's mostly composed talking about "I want to spend as much time as possible with my partner, when you get to my age you'll get it" and as soon as the guy hits him with "I'm married too" he goes NO YOU'RE NOT, LIAR, BAN HIM RIGHT NOW, I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY HABLUBLUBLUBLUBLU. Total fucking meltdown
 
what in the living fuck is that cardigan? I take few days away and this is what I come back to? You were told to avoid gayyyyymer chic apparel by your wardrobe advisor Dale, philomena.

Six fake pushups to total muscle failure, eczema ointment and fucking $200 cardigans it's like he did a speedrun through the mid-life crisis era and tumbled right into the senior citizen arc in the space of a week.

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My best guess is Katherine has escaped. :optimistic:
 
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