💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
John Andrews Stan said:
Personally I’m open to a persuasive argument that what’s been revealed about Aaron is far more shameful and hilarious than what we’ve learned about Nick and Ralph over the years. I don’t believe one can be made, but change my mind.
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Aaron being retarded is the source of his memetic power. Mr. Magoo Muhgoo would not be entertaining if he were not nearly blind.
 
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Drop the bomb, Ralph. Don't be a coward or let Rackets/Mersh off the hook. Expose this motherfucker. Or was your noon deadline just bullshit? Come on, Ralph! Start streamin' and screamin', son!

:gunt:
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Personally I’m open to a persuasive argument that what’s been revealed about Aaron is far more shameful and hilarious than what we’ve learned about Nick and Ralph over the years. I don’t believe one can be made, but change my mind.
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Nothing DSP has done is more shameful or hilarious than Nick or Ralph either and yet he has his own subforum. Different people find different shit funny who cares. Nothing wrong with Aaron being someone's personal lolcow because he is obviously a retard, the problem with Dabbleverse faggots is that they are total faggots about it.

Point is they have done a lot of unhinged shit but an interview with his cellmate isn't one of them. They'll probably manage to screw it up and make it unfunny but it is theoretically a funny idea.
 
Father Balldo said:
Drop the bomb, Ralph. Don't be a coward or let Rackets/Mersh off the hook. Expose this motherfucker. Or was your noon deadline just bullshit? Come on, Ralph! Start streamin' and screamin', son!

:gunt:
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Not gonna happen. Ralph is a bish if you wanna know the truth about it!
 
Melton better have not said anything promoting this interview, as it can easily be seen as targeted conduct towards Aaron.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Melton better have not said anything promoting this interview, as it can easily be seen as targeted conduct towards Aaron.
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That’s not going to go very far with this judge. By all accounts he has been fed the fuck up with them for weeks. Only an absolute retard like Melton, Nick or Moody would think this is a good idea.

There’s also one more massive risk they’ll be taking with this that these idiots have clearly not spotted, and it’s so potentially disastrous and hilarious that I’m not saying shit until the interview is over. Nothing that would be much of a payoff for this thread where Nick is concerned, but still lulzy and Darwin Award-worthy, proving once more than Nick has only morons in his corner. T-minus 68 minutes to go!
 
Seeing Nick go from the top of the heap looking down on everyone to being just another low-level sektard rolling in the mud and getting bullied by Ralph is actually pretty funny.
 
daffodils said:
Highlights

- he's planning "occasional dives into Aaron Imholte's content"
- he wants to comment on how Aaron is very wrong about things like the Gamestop stock market incident
- it's nice to "have a roster" of people like Kurt and Aaron
- Restraining order completely frivolous, but he can't talk about it
- Nick is a millionaire "on paper"
- sexual NDAs
- price of Ketamine
- cokestream
- Dallas blackout story
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ROFL
Junkie who "leveraged" his one home into bankruptcy, is going to.explain the GAMESTOP diamond Hands screwover of HEDGE FUNDS that happened in 2017, was it?

OMFG
this outta be good.

Am I missing something?
Did Gamestop Stocks do something else recently? OH WAIT his GF coomsalot used to work at a Gamestop STORE so of course...they have insider knowledge? NO, Junkie, not the inside of Coomalots arsehole.
 
Potatoherder said:
Haven't heard a lot from Dax lately. Last time Ralph got this close to releasing stuff like this Nick went crying to him and Ralph backed off.
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His thread is moving at a glacial pace. It's never moved particularly fast, but it's moving especially slow now.

There is a working theory that because Dax has now gotten married and has a kid, he may be mellowing out somewhat on the this whole Internet drama thing (aside from still throwing the occasional barb at Eric July).

Besides, didn't Dax and Ralph have a falling out not too long ago before this? Methinks Juju might not be able to fix this one even if he wanted to.
 
Featured on Nov 7, 2025 by Null: A mysterious account called StarTrak has posted what appears to be the cluttered inside of the Rekieta household and offered gossip about Nick being cucked at the beginning of their marriage.
I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

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Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.
 
StarTrak said:
I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

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Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.
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The fucking China on the top shelf, the maintenance cart that can't move, the "classy" board games on the other top shelf, all those hooker heels, the children's dance clothes, AND WHERE'S THE FLOOR, NICK?
 
StarTrak said:
I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

View attachment 8139283

Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.
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Star Trak is the best thing to happen to this thread in months
 
StarTrak said:
Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.
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It's really too bad that all the kids look like Nick. Oh well.
 
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