🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

The "wheelchair" branding on those weed gummies wasn't just a joke, she looks fucking gone.
Probably not what her "fans" had in mind for her amazing return to Canada, bitch is boring as sand (from Syria, get it?)
 
Gunt found the magic number (18000 mg?) to tamp down the worst of the depression, but as a result she's thinking and moving about as quickly as most mushrooms. It's going to be bahd when the weed money runs dry. Real bahd.

Fungus: "I can't leave, I have a one year lease." That's totally going to stop her from shoving herself into three airline seats and demanding five dinners on her way back to her HANDSUM MAAAAAN.
 
Tiresome said:
Gunt found the magic number (18000 mg?) to tamp down the worst of the depression, but as a result she's thinking and moving about as quickly as most mushrooms. It's going to be bahd when the weed money runs dry. Real bahd.

Fungus: "I can't leave, I have a one year lease." That's totally going to stop her from shoving herself into three airline seats and demanding five dinners on her way back to her HANDSUM MAAAAAN.
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Sounds like paranoia kicking in is going to be brutal.
 
When she runs out of money in a few days, she might be the first addict to rob a liquor store to get money for edibles.
TeracottaPah said:
The night before, we woke up and there was Kleenex all around us
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Dude, when Salah's in bed surrounded by discarded Kleenex everywhere, it wasn't tears.
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Yeah, I gotta get healthy,
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...she says in slurred speech after eating 9000 mgs of weed.
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She was climbing up my new curtains this morning.
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Did she put up curtains? Either way, the story is fake. Any curtains and rod set Chantal bought would be too flimsy and cheap to hold the weight of the climbing cat.

She's trying to create cat antics stories for content while also preparing excuses to get rid of the unnamed cat. Didn't she also say the cat was clawing her furniture? (That's believable though)

Girl world will flip its shit when she inevitably dumps the cat and makes up inconsistent stories about what happened to it. We've heard several versions of what happened to Sam, and continuous lies about how she's in constant conversations with the adopters. She'll never learn to lie plausibly.
 
Adding items to the list of things Gunt’s wasted money on so far:

1) Toothbrush
2) Literally everything else

That grill hasn’t seen a toothbrush since Syria.
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HI THERE!

“I can’t show you the cat… I haven’t tried to brush her much, admittedly… her fur is very, like…….. soft.”

“My mouth is itchy.”

“You want him [Salah] to come forward with his story, that’ll never happen.”
( Never say never… you also said you two would never divorce, you’d never leave Syria, he says he’d never cheat on you, again….)

“It’s easier to name a male cat.” (??)

“The stupidest things make me upset. Like walking past my shaving cream and razor. Like, I used to have a need to shave… now, who gives a fuck?”

“I’m just trying to cope.”
She’s extremely HIGH, can barely talk. Most of it is random cat names. Ate POGOS. Said she wants to seal, has to use the bathroom first. Then goes to bed.
 
She has to be running out of beezers money rapidly, she admittedly cannot budget and has been spending lots on shite she just doesn’t need, plus her food costs, which we all know are really high, and talking about high, I have no idea what her daily weed costs would be but if she is off her face at 11am she has to be kicking the arse out of it . Maybe someone from that area of Canada could hazard a guess.
The point being, if she is this miserable now, we are in for a real treat as it gets closer to payday, then she is faced with having to pay rent, bills, debt repayments and other expenses, without the few thousand dollars she managed to grift before her move back home.
I am sure at this point, if shitslip will let her, she will be buying the flight back to Syria, I doubt his family would be pleased about that and the welcome she would receive might not be what fatso is expecting.
 
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I would laugh myself half to death if she went in for a little fundraising ER beeze and wound up in a convalescent home where they would severely restrict her food and force her to exercise every day. She might be forbidden from streaming there too.
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That truly would be the bad ending for Chantal. She thinks it’s death, but loosing her freedom to eat (unrestricted), beeze and stream would truly be hell on earth for her.
I call shenanigans said:
That’s a thought every elderly person who lives alone has. However, they put in safeguards for that, like having someone (or Red Cross) call or text them every morning. The issue is, she’d have to answer the phone. If she didn’t it would trigger a visit from someone on her emergency list, or emergency services. Whoever is her contact wouldn’t be happy by the false alarms of finding her stoned out of her brain at 10 o’clock in the morning.
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During the villa era she couldn’t even be bothered to open her front door to let in a nurse to change her dressing. She is that lazy.
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
That truly would be the bad ending for Chantal. She thinks it’s death, but loosing her freedom to eat (unrestricted), beeze and stream would truly be hell on earth for her.
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She would really hate it. We would lose our pet cow, so it wouldn't be good for us either. Honestly, though, it would be the best thing for her. She would get whipped into much better shape, and if she did as she was told, she could probably get back out of there once her health was stabilized.

On top of it, they would make sure she got signed up for all of the available programs (because that's how they get paid) and it's even possible she could get help fixing her bankruptcy situation. Her grifting is actually making things worse, because she doesn't have enough money to pay her debts or feed herself, but she still makes too much to qualify for any help.
 
TeracottaPah said:
"...let this be the year of me, yanno?”
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This fucking dipshit. When has it NEVER been the year of Gunt in her fat brain? Everything she does is in the service of her own wants. I can't legitimately remember the last time she actually did something nice to someone else out of the goodness of her heart. She can't even spare a nice thought for her beezers whenever they whine to her about their lot in life (not that they should, but they're dumb and socially inept, so whatever), she inevitably has to make it about herself.
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
During the villa era she couldn’t even be bothered to open her front door to let in a nurse to change her dressing. She is that lazy.
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My point exactly. Something that people twice her age rely on, ( to make sure they don’t get discovered two weeks after they died because of the stench) she can’t even comprehend. She doesn’t need a man, she needs a carer.

ETA: I live in a country that has universal publically funded health care. Miss two appointments and you’re cut off the list. Chantal was cut off by both the thrombosis clinic and the bariatric clinic for a failure to attend. In order for her to get adequate health care for her chronic health issues she needs to own them and keep her appointments which will never happen.
 
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Warning: Cat sperging ahead

This bitch. Chantal lore masters will know, but has she never owned a young kitten before?

"She's weird and crazy!" No shit Chantal, the tiny bored little predator with unlimited energy reserves is going crazy in your unfurnished shoe box apartment? Yelling, running, ambushing, climbing and being a general pain in the ass? Jesus Christ, its almost like you have a young cat that's like every fucking kitten I ever had the (dis)pleasure of being around!

They are pain to deal with even for functional ambulatory adults, never-mind whatever this weed slug incarnation of Chantal is supposed to be categorized as but fuck me this blame-shifting is aggravating. Don't adopt a crack potato when you're going to insist on being a greened out lazy piece of shit.

Alright, let that be the most MATI reply I post to this site, damn.
 
Schmooo said:
That grill hasn’t seen a toothbrush since Syria.
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On top of not brushing, she never flosses, so her two front teeth are starting to look like a monotooth. And doesn't she have nasty black teeth in there? Back in Kuwait she was having trouble chewing for a while because her teeth are rotting.
 
DeepoxxChokya said:
You are missing the part where she wants ultra-processed junk food on demand. Stuffing her face with Bún Bò Huế or Bai Sach Chrouk isn't going to give her that orgasmic beauty bite the way BK will.

That means paying first world prices even if she lives in a third world shithole. Her income can't support the sugar momma/fat cunt lifestyle anymore. First world or third world.

This is the existential crisis Gunt is trapped in.
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You're forgetting how she did fine in Syria when they lived near the KFG delivery service. Very cheap fried chicken and chips, delivered daily. It was only when she moved to Dar'a that she started having problems as that is too rural for her.

She was also happy as a rotten clam in Kuwait for 3 years, eating turds on rice and in Thailand on the 7/11 sausages. She has enough income to live in plenty of countries and eat herself to death in peace.
 
English muffin said:
She'll probably just go live when she gets back home, and spin dramatic stories of all of the unbelievable events and people and homeless men she encountered while in hospital.
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"And there was this one male nurse who was so hot and wanted me SO bahd. So after he emptied moy bedpahn, he couldn't help himself and we had sax in moy bed. Oy know you won't believe me, but whoy would Oy loy?"
 
Box Tie said:
Warning: Cat sperging ahead

This bitch. Chantal lore masters will know, but has she never owned a young kitten before?

"She's weird and crazy!" No shit Chantal, the tiny bored little predator with unlimited energy reserves is going crazy in your unfurnished shoe box apartment? Yelling, running, ambushing, climbing and being a general pain in the ass? Jesus Christ, its almost like you have a young cat that's like every fucking kitten I ever had the (dis)pleasure of being around!

They are pain to deal with even for functional ambulatory adults, never-mind whatever this weed slug incarnation of Chantal is supposed to be categorized as but fuck me this blame-shifting is aggravating. Don't adopt a crack potato when you're going to insist on being a greened out lazy piece of shit.

Alright, let that be the most MATI reply I post to this site, damn.
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She had a kitten before Sam that she was overwhelmed by and returned.
 
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