💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

(Un)fortunately, they already know who he is. In order to attend the Tiananmen Square flag raising you have to pre-authorization and they run a background check on you.A lso, there's probably bodycam footage... Don't think it's obtainable though.
I bet he thought that signing up for the flag raising was basically a contract for him to get a huge ass kissing iShowSpeed style greeting.
 
Hasan is in China. Here's hoping he has a run-in with the triad.
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According to Drew Pavlou, who a-logs Hasan, he went to livestream in Tiananmen square and immediately got taken aside by Chinese cops after they saw him hold up a Chairman Mao meme on his phone. They then went through Hasan's phone, which caused his livestream to go down for ten minutes. This didn't stop him from waving a Chinese flag during the daily flag raising ceremony at Tiananmen square and visiting a CCP souvenir shop later on.
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Please china, please send him to pick cotton in Xinjiang. Please. Please china.
 
To add to the fujing thing:

Fujing 辅警 are "Auxilary police", basically a glorified welfare program based of the French “gendarme adjoint volontaire”. They can be identified by the navy colored clothes, shitty patches falling off, lack of physical standards, and general net-negative effect to society. At most, they are equipped with anti-violence forks. The Teqin get a specialized variant of said anti-personel weapon with a stungun/cattle prod to shock people with. They exist to harass people, conduct endless ID checks, and be meatshields for cops listed below them.

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Xunjing 巡警 are "Patrol cops". They exist to do the usual traffic cop functions. They don't get a gun usually, only a baton/stunbaton. They exist to harass people for bullshit, write parking tickets for kickbacks, and are meatshields for the others listed below.
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Teqin 特勤 are "SWAT". They exist to look somewhat useful and actually hold back people who go out with knives or weapons with specialized "anti violence devices" (see pic of the fork and imagine adding a cattle prod for stunning people). They are expected not to use firearms in restraining people, hence are taught hand to hand combat, and they ride large vans to mog you in large groups of 5-10+. They are expected to be meatshields for the guys below.
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Wujing 武警 are "Armed Police". They're technically not part of the MPS (Ministry of Public Security), they're part of the military and report to the military. As such, the license plate is white with the red prefix WJ. They can be found in three forms:
1) Patrol form (meatshield duo with handgun),
2) Doorgreeter (solo/duo meatshield)
3),Combat fatigues ( meatshields w/ automatik raifu and an officer) You'll see them in green/white military vans and Gwagons (Chinese variant).The third person in variant three holds the ammunition and usually is an officer.

You'll never see these guys solo.

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If we take a look at the video, you can briefly see the police at 0:18. Notice the belt buckle and color. It's dark navy/black fatigues with a bright shinny silver buckle. Only Aux police (or the occasional patrol cops serving warrants on nonviolent offenders) wear that setup.
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Hasan is a fashion disaster as always. The stupid Chinese adidas jacket makes him look extra fat.
I don't get why he has to dress as obnoxiously rich as he does, and even less do I understand why his dent viewers think he's some socialist hero in the breadline fighting the system.

Also he looks like a fake gay Ruassian pornstar in that market outfit... and his pal looks like he's in a woman's jacket... hmm.
 
Wujing 武警 are "Armed Police". They're technically not part of the MPS (Ministry of Public Security), they're part of the military and report to the military. As such, the license plate is white with the red prefix WJ. They can be found in three forms. Patrol form, Doorgreeter form, and full automatic with (usually) limited ammo form. You'll see them in green/white military vans and Gwagons (or the Chinese variant)
These guys were created after the Tiananmen Square protests. They're kind of similar to America's National Guard in how they function, as in they armed to the teeth unlike your average Chinese cop who are usually really kind people.
Then on the bottom of the pyramid there's 城管 who goes on power trips to make people miserable. They're a lot better now but still pretty intolerable.

Why is this Roach faggot even visiting China? Does he approve of what the state does to the Turkic minorities there?
Oh yeah he does because he's a piece of shit.

As a backpacker who flies to all over the world, it's a really bad idea to go to an actual authoritarian country like China 🇨🇳 with your daily phone. It's one of those countries you really need to have a burner phone on you due to actual surveillance state reasons (and not "get a burner phone because of a high chance of it getting snatched by a gypsy/migrant").
Have you actually been to China? I have not heard of border phone searches aside from online. The same goes with any other country. Some jeet got his phone destroyed by Australian customs for having dog fighting videos on it and some retard got his yoinked for having Jew-hate stuff. I would recommend using a clean travel phone regardless of destination. That stupid happy merchant meme you saved might just get you into a world of shit.
I hate this gay world.
 
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These guys were created after the Tiananmen Square protests. They're kind of similar to America's National Guard in how they function, as in they armed to the teeth unlike your average Chinese cop who are usually really kind people.
Then on the bottom of the pyramid there's 城管 who goes on power trips to make people miserable. They're a lot better now but still pretty intolerable.
城管 Exist for an actual purpose aside from the side job of harassing people and beating street vendors/muslim beggars to death, they enforce minor offenses and handle pedestrian traffic. So technically, 城管 > 辅警 as they can be a net positive at times to society. They also have physical standards, in order to beat the shit out of people.
 
城管 Exist for an actual purpose aside from harassing people and beat street vendors and muslim beggars to death, they enforce minor offenses and handle pedestrian traffic. So technically, 城管 > 辅警.
I hope Hasan runs into one or ten.
Unfortunately it won't happen but one can still hope.
 
I hope Hasan runs into one or ten.
Unfortunately it won't happen but one can still hope.
We'll have to take our chances on the WJ beating his ass, or the SWAT zerg rushing him with cattle prods. Unfortunately Beijing (at least, the core of it) there is a need to save face (foreigners) and there's not too many retards. Xi kicked out all the "low end people (filth)" back during COVID.

Funniest result: He gets taken to Beijing No. 1 Detention Center after this. The routine there is to make them grow food (cabbage), then force them to destroy it all, while feeding you soup from pork but no meat.
 
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Funniest turn of events would be Hasan getting taken to a Chinese prison camp, Trump getting him out and Hasan turning into a full on MAGA shill.
 
Of all the people who lied for Hasan, she might be the most contemptible because she provided some of the strongest early evidence that he uses a shock collar. She was the one who said that Kaya’s collar was too tight, provided a very clear metric of how tight it was (I should be able to get two fingers in, but I couldn’t get one. She couldn’t get one skinny finger in). Hasan first starts to explain that the collar is something (well it’s a… but then he caught himself) before quickly taking it off and keeping his hand hidden the whole time before hiding the collar under the desk. Then he tried to justify it being tight (she has a lot of neck meat. As if that somehow makes the collar less tight).

Jennifer even said that Hasan was choking her, but as soon as Hasan started to get pushback she repeats his nonsensical argument that it wasn’t tight because she had a lot of neck meat.
She also claimed she saw the collar when Hasan removed it, but it's pretty obvious from the video she couldn't have.
this may be an aside, but is there a recent uptic in high profile streamers going to china? like what israel does, sort of a PR trip for the sympathetic notables.
They try:
 
We'll have to take our chances on the WJ beating his ass, or the SWAT zerg rushing him with cattle prods. Unfortunately Beijing (at least, the core of it) there is a need to save face (foreigners) and there's not too many retards. Xi kicked out all the "low end people (filth)" back during COVID.

Funniest result: He gets taken to Beijing No. 1 Detention Center after this. The routine there is to make them grow food (cabbage), then force them to destroy it all, while feeding you soup from pork but no meat.
Him being pinned down like a rabid dog would be funny.
If I'm not retard, I'm pretty sure Kaya is what we call a 藏獒. They're pretty sought after "high class" pets in certain regions. It would be funny if he gets mauled by one.

They try:
Or try this. China spends bucket loads of money to promote tourism, so does Japan, South Korea and so on.
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I'm pretty sure in the same or a similar episode this Bald and Broke guy got questioned by Chinese authorities too, or said China slop channel was just using his face as clickbait.
These channels are as trustworthy as China's CCTV.
 
I'm pretty sure in the same or a similar episode this Bald and Broke guy got questioned by Chinese authorities too, or said China slop channel was just using his face as clickbait.
These channels are as trustworthy as China's CCTV.
The point is that they are brought over and given a script, doesn't matter how trustworthy or not you find them, it's pretty obvious just by seeing the videos. Bald doing other adventures while being in China is another thing.

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The point is that they are brought over and given a script, doesn't matter how trustworthy or not you find them, it's pretty obvious just by seeing the videos. Bald doing other adventures while being in China is another thing.

Anyway, time to bring out this again:
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Replace Tibet with Iraq and this guy might as well be dick cheney with a side dish of animal abuse.
 
Why is this Roach faggot even visiting China?
He either has a hard boner for China or he wants the positive PR money or both.

Hasan is jealous of Ishowspeed's China trip and simps for China real hard:


That iShowSpeed stuff is 100% sponsored by the Chinks for sure.
IShowSpeed's cameraman Slipz leaks in chat that he got paid 5 million dollars

 
Hasan declares ”I don’t have any kind of patriotism in my heart for America".

Hasan mocks the stars of the Chinese flag and says they represent Twitch streamers. ARREST HIM CHINA!
 
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