DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
BPD Gunt Rider said:
He's probably lying since he's thinking what to say. He can't trust Kat to make Thanksgiving dinner, she supposedly fucks up everything.

Interesting that I guess Mommy no longer is buying QVC Thanksgiving Din Din for her baby retard.
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Honestly DSP lies about everything. The only truths we have gotten were from external sources he can't control, or trickle truthing after those facts. He's just sensitive that his mom's mail order slop is yet another "she combed my hair till I was 17" moment he can't take back.
Cucktry Roads said:
He's a fucking LARPer that thinks he's cute being a moderator for Phil while not giving money, and he's in chat EVERY NIGHT. It's still fucking dented.
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So, I think he's a dent because he's in kick chat, giving phil money by keeping his viewership over 75 on average, and also banning people over the DSP ego shit. Do I think he'd betray Phil eventually? Yeah. Has Phil already shat on him, thus any sane person would leave? Yeah. But by banning people with names that aren't breaking any rules, just hurting Phil's extremely fragile feelings, he's helping Phil. So his choices are just no good in that regard. But I do want to play devil's advocate for a moment and say, as I will idle in a restreamer and watch chats, he's said things when Phil is busy, moreso early Kick streams than now, that clue me in that he's been detracting about as long as I have. Possibly even the same origin (ancient 4chan /v/ threads). The way he talks when he has a longer message has at least once made me wonder if I was exposed to him during the SoK era but it's impossible to tell.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
He's probably lying since he's thinking what to say. He can't trust Kat to make Thanksgiving dinner, she supposedly fucks up everything.

Interesting that I guess Mommy no longer is buying QVC Thanksgiving Din Din for her baby retard.
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Of course Phil is lying. How do I know Phil is lying? He opens his mouth to speak. The only time Phil isn't lying is when he stuffs his face full of Doordash.

As far as mommy not buying din din for her "special little boy", I think with the rising cost of everything and Dave probably going "Fuck this, I want to fish and drink with my buddies and enjoy what time I have left, I'm going to enjoy my time with family and friends." I think they told Phil that they can no longer throw their 43 year old son cash behind the scenes and actually told him to learn to stand up on his own damn feet. The man is 43 years old and heavily relies on other retards to supplement his income, instead of, ya know....getting an actual job that isn't reliant on e-begging strangers on the internet. Yet, "It's not begging, it's business."

Yet, we're the mouth drooling morons.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
As far as mommy not buying din din for her "special little boy", I think with the rising cost of everything and Dave probably going "Fuck this, I want to fish and drink with my buddies and enjoy what time I have left, I'm going to enjoy my time with family and friends." I think they told Phil that they can no longer throw their 43 year old son cash behind the scenes and actually told him to learn to stand up on his own damn feet. The man is 43 years old and heavily relies on other retards to supplement his income, instead of, ya know....getting an actual job that isn't reliant on e-begging strangers on the internet. Yet, "It's not begging, it's business."
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Personally, I think it's either

a) He's fucking lying for pity tips and his mom is gonna buy him QVC slop like every year (most likely option given his pattern of behavior)
b) That week where he was gone was actually about his mom dying. I highly doubt Linda would give a shit about rising costs or whatever given that she's bailed out and pampered her special little boy on every single occasion. I can imagine his dad cutting him off completely once she's gone, though.
 
The only truth we ever got from Phil is when he's drunk, playing chrono Trigger and crying at the end of the game, realizing his life is fucked, realizing how good he had it as a kid and that he wish he could re-do it all, but his narcissism will never let him achieve this.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
He was saying some nonsense about how they are getting one thing for Thanksgiving a week from mid-October until Thanksgiving because it's like is less to have to worry about or something. The not being able to afford it all in one go makes a lot more sense though, this is someone who becomes desperate to get that Kick money when its the day before he gets access to it, so he clearly is on a beg check to beg check lifestyle.

He also says they got "Turkey Roast" which definitely isn't what someone who got a turkey says.

The Burnell's American Thanksgiving Turkey Roast
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Because of course it is. Would you expect anything different?
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Lol yeah right. Thanksgiving turkey is under the same budget as Khet's healthcare or flying to see his parents. If it's naht WWE Champions or Total Wine then Phil doesn't give a shit because he's a nigger.

Edit: didn't fag burnell literally just spend $200 on a faggy SF2 sweater so he could play mortal khambat with it?
 
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Featured on Nov 11, 2025 by 0 0: Actual roachking Asmongold did a video on figurative pigroach DarkSydePhil.
Elite Kipchak said:
I've noticed he hasn't said American Thanksgiving as much this year. what gives?
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He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hasn't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

 
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Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

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Considering that Phil was bitching last night that neither Critikal or Asmon want to talk to him (other than point and laugh), this is Sir Moist 2.0.
 
Normally Invidious' landing page is just a bunch of mainstream news and zoomer slop that I assume is being pushed by YouTube upstream. So I was very surprised to scroll down and see this:
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See, guys? YouTube is promoting him on the front page again!
 
Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

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85k views in 1 hour on the Asmongold video, uh oh.

Streamer CRASHES OUT over 0 donations..
PreserveTube link:
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=kYYDBEZfvj0
 
Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

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Not the biggest Asmon fan, but this exposure is insane

get your popcorn ready
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
I thought we'd agreed that Linda fucking died and DSP went to her funeral. Did I miss that debunking?
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Pretty sure if Linda died there'd be an actual obituary and public funeral service. Dave doesn't seem like the type who'd say, "You're right Phil, we can't have a funeral service for your mom/my wife who just died because of the scary trolls."
 
Balr0g said:
Either we get full crashout mod Phil or we get a little pig begging for attention. from the Roachking. I wonder what it will be.
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"you guys like me ?"

I'm sure he'll have his dent army all lined up to ban any reference to the roachking.

strandedcastaway said:
Pretty sure if Linda died there'd be an actual obituary and public funeral service. Dave doesn't seem like the type who'd say, "You're right Phil, we can't have a funeral service for your mom/my wife who just died because of the scary trolls."
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He'd also milk it like crazy, blaiming detractors for her death etc..
 
Elite Kipchak said:
I've noticed he hasn't said American Thanksgiving as much this year. what gives?
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Really I joined a restream and literally the first words out of his mouth were talking about a show with Wings and that they would talk about "American Thanksgiving coming up".

Yea let's listen to two fat guys talk about food everyone else eats yea
 
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