🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,082 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,572 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,607
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Has mald been playing this game at all?
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lol. lmao even

@00:15: "They'll figure it out but that doesn't mean I need to suffer through them figuring it out". There are a few more mentions of AoC across the recent streams, but they're all a variation of this, basically.
@01:10: "I want a game i can get isekai'd into. [...] I want EVE Online but not from the EVE Online devs. That's all I want in my life". Mald is *still* salty about EVE, somehow :story:. Also, I fucking called the isekai shit (sort of).
@02:00: "Ashes of Creation seems like it's going in a weird direction right now, so I'm just waiting".
@02:06: "I actually had the worst experience of any game I played in my life in Elite: Dangerous". And the rest is Mald's description of this "most horrible experience". I've never played it, so it might be much worse than what it sounds like, but I'd sooner believe he got raped so bad, he just rage quit the game.
 
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Has mald been playing this game at all? Could have sworn he said he would be 'testing' this game all the way to release...before he got curb stomped by some random guild he tried to bully and then his rep tanked both in game and out game :story:
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Yeah he just took all the ideas of this game for his shitty minecraft server and after getting blow own out in pvp, then exposed for being a tyrant over his guild he quit.
 
Roachbound said:
Just found this really stupid misunderstanding from mald.
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The context is pretty obvious, Mald's tweets about the rescue building, when a fan asks "what kind of frontage improvements did the council require of you?".

Mald replies on the first part of the tweet, asking him the general locality of his rescue, but misinterprets it as if the fan is asking which ferret is shown, and replies stating the ferret's name. Which is really dumb when he's lived in washington state for years and can't recall those are county names(I have literally never been to west coast NA and even I knew these counties just due american media info osmosis)

I just, I don't get how he's stupid enough to misinterpret the question the fan asked...even being generous and assuming that it wasn't obvious the fan wasn't asking about the ferret in the picture, surely he'd remember that he has no ferrets named either "king or sno"...

It's a nitpick, and not egregious, but it's really absurd how bizarrely braindead he can be sometimes, even with everything that's happened, you wouldn't think he would completely misunderstand the context.


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and of course, his fans walk around eggshells not to offend him.

just insane behaviour even at a small talk level.
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That was a truly bizarre engagement of turbo autism on both ends. Mald either being passive aggressive or retarded (or passive aggressively retarded) and the other guy immediately stuttering and breaking out in a panic and just going with it instead of thinking "wait what the fuck is he talking about?" and rephrasing. Probably felt Malds dingy little paw already hovering above the block button (and since he's a programmer he can ban you from everywhere he's ever been at the same time. Defcom hacker shit you wouldn't get it)
 

THE NIGGER ALMOST CRACKED THE SKG CODE!

Its like the fucking SLOPDEVELOPERS implementing the BARE MINIMUM network connection type in their slop AT THE GET-GO its miraculously complying what SKG want/asked for, because after the SLOPPUBLISHER pulling the plug of their master server the game still in a REASONABLE FUNCTIONAL STATE !

Image if the Crew 1 had a basic ass LAN connection at the start and the players had the chance to figured the rest how to connect each other via virtual networking... The ability to host private server is still the desirable outcome but fuck me, the consumers need to jumps legal loops because the fucking developers stopped implementing 90s era technology in their shits just to gain the ability to nuke the consumer purchase from orbit as a planned obsolescence its just beyond greed.
 
?: I want to make multiplayer, but I don't know how.
Mald: This is really easy to implement. You have controller 1 and controller 2. There, you now have local multiplayer. Very simple.
Mald: A lot of devs don't know how to do the networking layer. You see, there's a checkbox that you check. And that's it.
Mald: "We" were also planning on adding couch co-op to "our" 10 year old game at some point. But "we" have to rebuild it, and it's actually really difficult, so "we" didn't.
Mald: Yeaaaaaaaah.
?: ??????

:story:
 
Black Willow Lurker said:
?: I want to make multiplayer, but I don't know how.
Mald: This is really easy to implement. You have controller 1 and controller 2. There, you now have local multiplayer. Very simple.
Mald: A lot of devs don't know how to do the networking layer. You see, there's a checkbox that you check. And that's it.
Mald: "We" were also planning on adding couch co-op to "our" 10 year old game at some point. But "we" have to rebuild it, and it's actually really difficult, so "we" didn't.
Mald: Yeaaaaaaaah.
?: ??????

:story:
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This was too confusing for me so I watch the video and thankfully he used one of his expert picture explanations where he draws a box and then another box and then an arrow before giving a smug look. It really cleared it up for me
 
Forklift Certified said:
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THE NIGGER ALMOST CRACKED THE SKG CODE!

Its like the fucking SLOPDEVELOPERS implementing the BARE MINIMUM network connection type in their slop AT THE GET-GO its miraculously complying what SKG want/asked for, because after the SLOPPUBLISHER pulling the plug of their master server the game still in a REASONABLE FUNCTIONAL STATE !

Image if the Crew 1 had a basic ass LAN connection at the start and the players had the chance to figured the rest how to connect each other via virtual networking... The ability to host private server is still the desirable outcome but fuck me, the consumers need to jumps legal loops because the fucking developers stopped implementing 90s era technology in their shits just to gain the ability to nuke the consumer purchase from orbit as a planned obsolescence its just beyond greed.
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I take value at what he is putting on that board with a grain of salt.
There HAS To be something required on your end to hook it up so it recognizes it beyond checking a box. He's full of shit.

Black Willow Lurker said:
Mald: "We" were also planning on adding couch co-op to "our" 10 year old game at some point. But "we" have to rebuild it, and it's actually really difficult, so "we" didn't.
Mald: Yeaaaaaaaah.
?: ??????
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I appreciate you posting this I had to pause it I couldn't stand listening to his smug bullshit. And within almost the same breath he contradicts himself.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
There HAS To be something required on your end to hook it up so it recognizes it beyond checking a box. He's full of shit.
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ofc the developers have to implement the LAN connection itself into their game. What the checkbox do is if the game has that feature already as a user you dont have to use 3rd party virtual networking software like Hamachi to connect remotely to other LAN game, steam itself can handle that kind ow virtualization IF the developers checking that box.

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In one breath the nigger proved how easy would by to comply the spirit of the SKG and contradicted himself because his ineptitude to implement basic LAN connection support in his own game but he sounded the solution for a multiplayer connection its just a checkbox easy step.
 
Forklift Certified said:
because his ineptitude to implement basic LAN connection support
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Funny enough, I'm pretty sure it's even less advanced than LAN- the couch co-op he's talking about is just plopping another player entity on the same screen in a single game instance, no networking required. The Steam Remote Play feature streams a video feed of the game from the host and takes inputs from the client: more Parsec than Hamachi.

It really is the least effort required to add multiplayer to a game, and it's pretty funny that our super hacker coderman can't plop a second player down in his Game Maker twin stick shooter without an overhaul while simultaneously preaching how easy it is to do.
 
I mean I'm just saying said:
Funny enough, I'm pretty sure it's even less advanced than LAN- the couch co-op he's talking about is just plopping another player entity on the same screen in a single game instance, no networking required. The Steam Remote Play feature streams a video feed of the game from the host and takes inputs from the client: more Parsec than Hamachi.

It really is the least effort required to add multiplayer to a game, and it's pretty funny that our super hacker coderman can't plop a second player down in his Game Maker twin stick shooter without an overhaul while simultaneously preaching how easy it is to do.
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Personally I'm just not sure what it would even add to his shitty game. Who would even want to play it with a friend/friends? Well, I guess to make fun of it together, that might provide some entertainment. I take it back.
 
unless there is some big boost by the end of this month, shits are looking very rough for the future.
18th-31th Oct of there are 1778 subs total
we are sitting at the 17th of november and our gaym developer is sitting at 1834 subs
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this means that if 100% of the people who subscribed and gifted came back to give 100% of their money again, the month will close at 3612 subs.
a potential 40% decrease from the previous month
and a potential 88% decrease from the same month last year (30723)
 
Jason attempts to use DMCA to try and destroy his employers property in Second Life. He then cries to moderators to do his dirty work for him when he doesn't get his way.

July 24th, 2007: Jason just turned 20 years old the previous week. He lives at home with his father, Joeyray Hall, in Tustin California. Jason graduated from Tustin High School the year prior and is unemployed, and according to his current resume he's never held a job so far. He spends his days in his room playing Second Life (A), a virtual chat room and early form of social media. Jason makes money by creating and selling scripts made with the Linden Scripting Language (A), a proprietary coding language in Second Life. Jason is paid in Lindens (A), a proprietary currency for Second Life, which he trades off-site for American dollars.

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Joeyray's House in 2007 (they no longer live here)
14462 Pinewood Rd, Tustin, California

It has been 6 months since the popular Second Life instance Woodbury University was destroyed (A). Rumors circulate around the community that Jason is to blame and his public perception has taken a hit. It will be another 6 months until Jason unceremoniously fires his artist (A) Wingless Emoto citing a payment dispute. This will result in more public backlash when Jason alters the 50/50 profit sharing agreement with Wingless Emoto and diverts 100% of the profits to himself, effectively stealing all her work.

Jason is currently working for as a VP of Security for Second Life player IntLibber Brautigan for which he is compensated weekly. Jason has also agreed to take on the job of creating scripted assets for IntLibber's property which is referred to as an Orientation Island (OI). Jason and IntLibber have a verbal agreement that payment for this job will only be rendered once the work is completed.

Halfway through the project Jason has a change of heart about the agreement. Jason does not try to renegotiate the deal he's made with IntLibber or vocalize his grievances. Instead he chooses to resign without notice. Jason is unfamiliar with verbal contracts and deems whatever terms he agreed to are null and void since they weren't notarized. Believing he is no longer under contract, it automatically renders the work he preformed as his own intellectual property and thus is protected by DMCA. Since Jason hasn't finished the project, and never received payment, he believes IntLibber is now stealing his intellectual property and Jason is at liberty to remove any offended materials on IntLibber's behalf.

IntLibber is unaware of Jason's intentions, and is surprised to find Jason deleting massive parts of his property. Since Jason has a reputation vandalizing other players property, IntLibber temporarily bans him from the property in order to triage the damage while he confronts Jason.

IntLibber finds Jason randomly deleting everything from his property and confronts him.
[2007/07/24 17:39] IntLibber Brautigan: You have been ejected from 'Brautigan & Tuck Holdings' by IntLibber Brautigan.
[2007/07/24 19:00] Maldavius Figtree: This content is mine and im taking it back
[2007/07/24 19:07] Maldavius Figtree: Goodbye now
[2007/07/24 19:09] IntLibber Brautigan: you are finished in SL
[2007/07/24 19:09] IntLibber Brautigan: this is going on the news
[2007/07/24 19:09] IntLibber Brautigan: two sims destroyed
[2007/07/24 19:09] IntLibber Brautigan: nobody will ever hire you again
[2007/07/24 19:10] Maldavius Figtree: That sim is my content
[2007/07/24 19:10] Maldavius Figtree: And the content in woodbury i had rights to
[2007/07/24 19:10] IntLibber Brautigan: you were paid
[2007/07/24 19:10] Maldavius Figtree: Goodbye
[2007/07/24 19:10] Maldavius Figtree: nope
[2007/07/24 19:10] Maldavius Figtree: I was not
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Jason informs IntLibber he's quitting to go work another job and is trying to resign "in a dignified fashion".
[2007/07/24 20:30] Maldavius Figtree: Hello, You in fact paid me for my work as your VP of security I have returned the funds from such anyway seeing as i knew you would want them. I did my job as directed and quite well. However no payment was made for the OI and as such is still my intellectual property. You know that int dont drag this farther then need be.
[2007/07/24 20:30] IntLibber Brautigan: This is going to Cyn LInden
[2007/07/24 20:31] Maldavius Figtree: Allright Int, I tried to end this with you in a dignified fashion as Fword asked.
[2007/07/24 20:32] IntLibber Brautigan: your response is not dignifiied
[2007/07/24 20:33] IntLibber Brautigan: and does not dignify any response
[2007/07/24 20:33] IntLibber Brautigan: you do not deliver as contracted you are done in SL
[2007/07/24 20:33] IntLibber Brautigan: and pictures of your destruction will be in the SL media
[2007/07/24 20:33] IntLibber Brautigan: nobody will ever hire you
[2007/07/24 20:34] Maldavius Figtree: If that is the way you feel i understand Int. I will be starting work at my new job tomorrow. If you do not wish me to speak to you again let me know.
[2007/07/24 20:34] IntLibber Brautigan: not with IBM
[2007/07/24 20:34] IntLibber Brautigan: I just talked with the head of 8-Bar
[2007/07/24 20:34] IntLibber Brautigan: you have NO deal with them
[2007/07/24 20:35] IntLibber Brautigan: so who else are you claiming to work for now?
[2007/07/24 20:35] Maldavius Figtree: I am not here to talk to you about my current work status Intlibber. I am merely informing you that I would like payment for my work or for it to be removed
[2007/07/24 20:36] IntLibber Brautigan: You will be paid upon completion
[2007/07/24 20:36] IntLibber Brautigan: as agreed
[2007/07/24 20:36] Maldavius Figtree: I cannot complete it due to my avatar being banned
[2007/07/24 20:37] Maldavius Figtree: You have created a situation that disallows me form working on it
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IntLibber suspects this is the result of rival organization who may have offered Jason money or sexual favors.
[2007/07/24 20:38] IntLibber Brautigan: we can resolve this honestly or it can go to Cyn and the media
[2007/07/24 20:38] IntLibber Brautigan: and Kitty has no power to help you do anything
[2007/07/24 20:38] Maldavius Figtree: I never said she did
[2007/07/24 20:38] IntLibber Brautigan: I know what shes been up to
[2007/07/24 20:38] Maldavius Figtree: Which is?
[2007/07/24 20:38] Maldavius Figtree: She had nothing to do with this :P
[2007/07/24 20:38] IntLibber Brautigan: getting her fingers around your cock
[2007/07/24 20:38] Maldavius Figtree: Excuse me?
[2007/07/24 20:39] IntLibber Brautigan: and if Crystal Media bribed you to destroy my OI, they are going to wind up in court too
[2007/07/24 20:39] Maldavius Figtree: What are you talking about... what is Crystal Media?
[2007/07/24 20:39] IntLibber Brautigan: the people who offered you 10k for an OI
[2007/07/24 20:39] Maldavius Figtree: Nobody bribed me int... the work is mine
[2007/07/24 20:40] IntLibber Brautigan: then why not complete it?
[2007/07/24 20:40] Maldavius Figtree: I am leaving because i do not enjoy the atmosphere or the pay
[2007/07/24 20:40] Maldavius Figtree: Comments like this [20:38] IntLibber Brautigan: getting her fingers around your cock
[2007/07/24 20:40] Maldavius Figtree: That is why i am leaving int
[2007/07/24 20:40] IntLibber Brautigan: well this is the best pay in SL, so unless someone made you an offer you can't refuse, you have few options
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Jason pretends to not know what Crystal Media is, despite his work being photographed and credited there a month prior.
"What are you talking about... what is Crystal Media?" -Maldavius Figtree
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Culmination of a kewl machine by Maldavius Figtree
You gotta see this in motion!
Posted by Second Life Resident Torley Olmstead. Visit Crystal Studio
Uploaded on June 23, 2007
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Jason believes he is free to do whatever he wants because there is no signed paper contract.
[2007/07/24 20:41] Maldavius Figtree: I am sincerely sorry you think that someone bribed me, seeing as that has never happened
[2007/07/24 20:42] IntLibber Brautigan: there is also a legal principle called performance
[2007/07/24 20:42] IntLibber Brautigan: failure to perform a contract means major damages
[2007/07/24 20:42] IntLibber Brautigan: you will not enjoy any fruits from this unless you complete this contract
[2007/07/24 20:43] Maldavius Figtree: I did not sign a contract.
[2007/07/24 20:43] IntLibber Brautigan: witnesses
[2007/07/24 20:43] Maldavius Figtree: There was no contract made int
[2007/07/24 20:44] IntLibber Brautigan: I am in NH
[2007/07/24 20:44] IntLibber Brautigan: this contract was witnessed
[2007/07/24 20:44] IntLibber Brautigan: and we are also in my estate
[2007/07/24 20:44] IntLibber Brautigan: you agreed under my covenant
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Jason insists he is protected by DMCA.
[2007/07/24 20:44] IntLibber Brautigan: we will replicate everything
[2007/07/24 20:45] Maldavius Figtree: So your going to steal content
[2007/07/24 20:45] IntLibber Brautigan: no
[2007/07/24 20:45] Maldavius Figtree: I am covered by the DMCA
[2007/07/24 20:45] IntLibber Brautigan: replicate
[2007/07/24 20:45] IntLibber Brautigan: no I am covered
[2007/07/24 20:45] IntLibber Brautigan: you worked on a for hire basis
[2007/07/24 20:45] IntLibber Brautigan: as your employer I have the right to your work product
[2007/07/24 20:46] Maldavius Figtree: And i have a right to pay
[2007/07/24 20:46] Maldavius Figtree: Which i have no received
[2007/07/24 20:46] IntLibber Brautigan: you deliver and you will be paid
[2007/07/24 20:46] IntLibber Brautigan: I never welsh on a deal
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Written statement by Jason Thor Hall appealing to Second Life moderation staff to intervene on his behalf.
I have designed and created an Orientation Island on the sim called North. It is a unique in world experience created to be more interactive then the current OI's in place. I used new scripting technology and a unique build style. The entire sim had sections built by myself, Grinn Mannonen, Trebesan Clary, and Alyx Stoklitsky. That entire sim is of my sole design and they built it under my directions. more then 75% of the build was my own work. I deleted it all before I left and the sim was rolled back, since then Intlibber Brautigan has been slowly removing sections and copying them prim by prim to replicate my entire build while he has me on the ban list to stop me [...]

(714) 731-1892 is my phone number and jasonthorhall@gmail.com is my email

This log shows what was said the moment I resigned from BnT Intlibber's company due to the low pay and inhospitable working atmosphere. The sim I was working on was not negotiated with a contract nor was I given any TOS when I became VP of Security in his company. I was never even offered any written contract of any kind regarding any of my work at BnT and this dispute only arose when I had resigned from my position. This log can be checked on [...]

At this point I had been banned from all regions surrounding the build in question and the region itself. Since then items had been returned to me in pieces from the region North. I was suspicious of why they came in so slowly and not all at once. I asked a friend of mine, Duke Beam. To go look into it for me seeing as I was banned. When he got there the sim had been replicated as an exact copy in part by Intlibber himself. I granted Duke m [...]

"I have good faith belief that the use of the copyrighted materials described above and contained on the service is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or by protection of law."

"I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed."
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Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
unless there is some big boost by the end of this month, shits are looking very rough for the future.
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luckily for us kiwis, today mald posted his logs for the financial decline, in the form of adrev/month, by presenting an updated burrito index first shown when he got into drama with dan saltman back in 2024.



His data for per viewer and calories is imprecise if you do the calculations yourself but I think the explanation is that mald uses inconsistent decimal rounding, and this is probably the best datapoint we'll get from him publicly.

December 2024 ad revenue = 5.49x14322 = $78,627.78
January 2025 ad revenue = 5.49x7728 = $42,426.72
Feb '' = 5.61x4158 = $23,326.38
March '' = 5.72x5442 = $31,128.24
April '' = 5.72x3653 = $20,895.16
May '' = 5.72x4431 = $25,345.32
June '' = 5.72x6972 = $39,869.84
Average revenue (Jan–June 2025): ≈ $30,498.61

His average viewership for the first 6 months was still in the 6-7ks, now that he is at 2k, we can probably guesstimate his adrev is at 10k a month.

which tbh is still absurdly high given how his viewership isn't much higher than the average unsuccessful twitch fulltime streamer now.
 
I was going to check if Mald's coin really has the words "official challenge coin" on it (because that sounds really retarded), and the first fucking "challenge coin" mention is this (mana)gem. Apparently, it's Mald who's responsible for Primeagen's "full-time content creation" (according to Mald):
 
Joe Headroom said:
Jason attempts to use DMCA to try and destroy his employers property in Second Life. He then cries to moderators to do his dirty work for him when he doesn't get his way
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Gamers check out this novel Tinder strategy for hot bitches who don't match with me, I'm just going to DMCA their apartment.
 
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