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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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New legal filings incoming. Hollerin' sure to follow.

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AUGUST 3RD, SAN DIEGO!!!!

It seems like the current season writers really want to bring back some 2022 plot lines.
 
He’s mad because Rekieta has been consorting with his archenemy Merch on twitter.
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and daggerpuss too. She’s Merch’s gf now.
He has nothing besides picking fights with people on twitter, which he stays glued to 24/7. Sad and pathetic.
 
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He’s mad because Rekieta has been consorting with his archenemy Merch on twitter.
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He's mad at Rekieta after spending a week advertising a 'Kill Mersh Festival' which was really a 'Kill Rekieta Festival' where his big 'pop' to own Rekieta was releasing texts that didn't really provide any new information but confirmed what everyone else already knew? Ralph has a nigger brain. Well, the portions that aren't wet or permanently fucked from booze/Xanax at least. Ralph can not comprehend any moment of time in the past or future. Therefore he must seethe and cope because he can't perceive how cause begets effect. What a woman.
 
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Jump said:
Imagine how depressing it must be to be back in the tin shack in shithole mexico after getting to hang out in the USA for a bit in a fun town like Memphis.
The poverty isn't even the worst part of it in my mind, its the isolation of being surrounded by brown people who don't speak your language. Might as well be locked up in a jail cell.

Ralph biggest alog is Ralph.
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People in Memphis - even the lesser well off - have money compared to Ralph. Whether that is for rent, food or going out. Ralph is a broke tourist wherever he goes - and that includes Mexico where he “lives”. His drinks, food and rent are bought for him. He doesn’t even own a sofa. Hell, even his kids are paid for by others.

He’s isolated wherever he lives because he doesn’t have money, or even a car, to socialize. Sometimes when you are out you see people taking a real loser out who obviously isn’t accustomed to other people or able to buy anything; and it’s like they found a stray dog and out of pity, got it a tin of food because it’s life is miserable.

Ralph’s so lonely he appreciates the scraps of attention and charity and like a stray he will smile and roll around for you like you’re the best friend in the Whole Wide World.

Legally, he is an adult and a man; but only on a technicality. On paper, he barely exists.
 
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He's always telling stories about how charismatic and witty and funny he is, and then you watch him on stream and he's a charisma vacuum. The perfect picture of timidity.
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Its not just him. Whenever people brag about themselves and their attributes, they're usually lying. For instance, a guy claiming to be a nice guy is usually an asshole. If someone tells you that they're very honest, you can bet your ass they lie about everything. If someone claims to be non-racist, you can be assured that they'd be the kind of person operating gas chambers if another holocaust happened.

Never trust what people say about themselves unless they have actual, valid, proof.
 
Evan Kor said:
Its not just him. Whenever people brag about themselves and their attributes, they're usually lying. For instance, a guy claiming to be a nice guy is usually an asshole. If someone tells you that they're very honest, you can bet your ass they lie about everything. If someone claims to be non-racist, you can be assured that they'd be the kind of person operating gas chambers if another holocaust happened.

Never trust what people say about themselves unless they have actual, valid, proof.
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Are you saying that Sektur is not full of OmgeaCHads with bilions of dolars and women throwing themselves on them whenever they leave the house? D:
For real tho, its funny to read Ralph's traveling stories that totally happened, he always is coolest dude there who have something really clever to say and connects well with random strangers, then you see him in the public as this grotesque pig monster and you know that noone passing by him wants to interact with him.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
Ralph is such a real Memphis nigga that instead of going to one of the many good BBQ spots he went to the tourist trap with some of the worst ribs you can find.
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These were Ralph's ribs and drip on his last trip to Memphis during Kingpin One in 2017. He also ate alone outside far away from anyone else. Back when he had a truck and his horse.
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If 2025 ribs look better rate :like:
If 2017 ribs look better rate :agree:
If Ralph and James Edwards would be the top sektur power couple rate :feels:
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Piggy is inventing fantastic adventures again.
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Going to have to agree with Ralph for once. Mexico's checkpoint for entering the country though a major airport is can be very quick and a lot less tedious than the US. Doesn't even have to involve a person. Walk between some gates, put your passport down, look at a camera, take your ticket.
Now points to the TSA for profiling Ralph as someone likely to be smuggling pills. Though not sure this story is believable since the black workers didn't immediately say they were huge fans of the Killstream.
 
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Uhhhh this is Nick responding to Ralph's stream on twitter right now....

  • 18 USC 2423 sections b and c
  • 18 USC 875 section d

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Cad an Hell said:
Uhhhh this is Nick responding to Ralph's stream on twitter right now....

  • 18 USC 2423 sections b and c
  • 18 USC 875 section d

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Since Nick is a dumb dick trying to sound clever, here are the Code sections he's referencing:


18 USC 2423b and c:

18 U.S. Code § 2423 - Transportation of minors​

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(b)Travel With Intent To Engage in Illicit Sexual Conduct.—
A person who travels in interstate commerce or travels into the United States, or a United States citizen or an alien admitted for permanent residence in the United States who travels in foreign commerce, with intent to engage in any illicit sexual conduct with another person shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.
(c)Engaging in Illicit Sexual Conduct in Foreign Places.—
Any United States citizen or alien admitted for permanent residence who travels in foreign commerce or resides, either temporarily or permanently, in a foreign country, and engages in any illicit sexual conductwith another person shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.
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18 USC 875:
(d) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
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Jesus. He's been hollerin' about how he's gonna destroy Rekieta if he doesn't stop. Ralph has been at this for hours now. Huffing, puffing, and taking off his glasses to show he's serious. The wonky eye was twitching during a holler and everything!
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Ethan has never claimed to have something on someone that turns out later to ever be anything but a nothing burger. Ralph has nothing on Nick.

Perhaps Ralph might know something that could cause minor grief to Nick; sure, but something that would result in Nick losing his kids? Nah, pull the other one fatso.
 
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