🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Windex said:
This must be it, right? It’s right around the $2,400 he quoted and it’s got all the hallmarks of what would attract Russell: absentee owner, seller financing available, creative financing options, 10% down.
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As someone who worked helping start ups.

Oh Rusty, you are so fucking stupid and going nowhere. He's hilarious but now he's getting that personal cow taste, it's like moving from basic milk in your coffee, to heavy cream... it's just sweeter.
 
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I get the same feeling from this that I do a Nigerian sending me WhatsApp messages claiming he’s a prince and wants to send me diamonds.

On the one hand, it’d be funny to see Russ get his comeuppance for once, but on the other I don’t like to see anyone getting scammed. I just wonder how obvious the scam has to be before Russ puts his stubby finger to his floppy lip and stares questioningly off into the distance, just like they did in the 90s Hallmark movies he grew up with. This is the guy that fell for a screamingly obvious catfish Katie Whatshername, after all. He’s not the sharpest slurp in the cacophony.
 
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Established customer base.

Then why is it being sold a year after opening? This is clearly a winner of a deal!!!
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Look, Screamin' Steve, Gibbering Gilbert, and Molly the Meth Murderess might not fit your definitions of "normal", buddy, but they're here everyday to panhandle lend character and buy old oxidized coffee for cents on the dollar, which is more than you ever will.
 
I had a dream that for some reason Russell Greer and Ethan Ralph were in my basement and one of them hired an escort. Beyond the absurdity of the situation because it's a dream, I was in a dilemma deciding on telling the poor lady which was worse/the better option to be as easy for her as possible. Ralph apparently drunk himself to sleep/impotence so sadly (for the escort) she was stuck with Russ.

I am not a fan of lolcows (let alone ones like Russ and Ralph) invading my subconscious but such are the wages of getting my laughs from this site.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I had a dream that for some reason Russell Greer and Ethan Ralph were in my basement and one of them hired an escort. Beyond the absurdity of the situation because it's a dream, I was in a dilemma deciding on telling the poor lady which was worse/the better option to be as easy for her as possible. Ralph apparently drunk himself to sleep/impotence so sadly (for the escort) she was stuck with Russ.

I am not a fan of lolcows (let alone ones like Russ and Ralph) invading my subconscious but such are the wages of getting my laughs from this site.
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I must confess I've also had weird dreams about our drooly pest after reading these threads too late at night. He tends to blend within them with a weirdo kid I knew in elementary school - coke glasses, nasal voice, somehow 120percented on the 'complete nerd' gene. Only with more drool, and as Russ he's desperate to get my attention somehow. I don't remember my dreams very well, unfortunately.
 
CansOfCant said:
I must confess I've also had weird dreams about our drooly pest after reading these threads too late at night. He tends to blend within them with a weirdo kid I knew in elementary school - coke glasses, nasal voice, somehow 120percented on the 'complete nerd' gene. Only with more drool, and as Russ he's desperate to get my attention somehow. I don't remember my dreams very well, unfortunately.
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If you start having dreams about lolcows it might be a sign to stop browsing their thread and go outside and take a walk.
 
The only lolcow that should enter anyone's dreams is Chris Chan as he is known to walk the spiritual planes with Sonichu on his journeys between here and Cwcville.

On actual Greer stuff, the holidays are a busy time of year for hookers. Will Greer be able to blow the last of his hooker fund before the court orders him to pay Hardin?
 
I'll admit to having had a couple of dreams about being in some kind of store and being creepily followed by Russ - like, I keep turning corners in the grocery store and he's standing at the end of the aisles. And I start getting nervous that he'll sue me if he hears me reporting his creepy behavior to the store manager.

He makes for a great dream boogeyman, what with his extremely unsettling appearance and all.

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Will Greer be able to blow the last of his hooker fund before the court orders him to pay Hardin?
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Not if it's already gotten tied up in a boobies n' beans coffee shop scheme.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
"Yuh honuh, if Hardin was a TRUE NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY, he'd know that the coffee shop thing was PRIVATE and his refusal to LISTEN TO PLAINTIFF IS RUINING PLAINTIFF'S LIFE."
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If Hardin was a TRUE NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY, he'd offer to work for free as a barista in Russell's burgeoning Coffee Empire.
 
SargonF00t said:
If Hardin was a TRUE NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY, he'd offer to work for free as a barista in Russell's burgeoning Coffee Empire.
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He's attracted to Coffee because the expresso machine reminds him of himself
 
I didn't see this posted, tell me if I'm late and gay. Someone on the newest Fatal Walter reading of Greer's book linked to a hooker talking about Greer apparently trying to hire her for his brothel.



It's a multi-part series. This is like when someone talks to Patrick Tomlinson and immediately becomes a Patposter.




Edit: Okay, in part four this woman is claiming that Greer had an actual real life partner/investor that came to the brothel and tried hiring her. She said he was a "real estate investor", possibly the guy from the Winnemucca saga?

Also she says Greer is banned from most/all legal brothels in the state.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
I didn't see this posted, tell me if I'm late and gay. Someone on the newest Fatal Walter reading of Greer's book linked to a hooker talking about Greer apparently trying to hire her for his brothel.
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Part 1



Part 2
here (h/t @StimulatedOrb)

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Part 4

 
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FamicomGorby said:
Edit: Okay, in part four this woman is claiming that Greer had an actual real life partner/investor that came to the brothel and tried hiring her. She said he was a "real estate investor", possibly the guy from the Winnemucca saga?
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We need to get this girl over here. And yeah, I bet it was poor Waylon Huber. I suppose there's a chance it was "Chris Wilson," the other person listed as an officer on his ID NV LLC, but I don't think we were ever able to track that guy down since the name is so generic. (Note for the lorefighters, Chris Wilson is not the registered agent on Greer's LLCs. Marc Gohres is.)
 
obsdj said:
We need to get this girl over here.
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In part 3 she explains that she can't read "something hilarious" from Greer's site, because he changed it while she was making the episode. We could have Null yelling at a dirty whore for not archiving properly.
 
obsdj said:
We need to get this girl over here. And yeah, I bet it was poor Waylon Huber. I suppose there's a chance it was "Chris Wilson," the other person listed as an officer on his ID NV LLC, but I don't think we were ever able to track that guy down since the name is so generic. (Note for the lorefighters, Chris Wilson is not the registered agent on Greer's LLCs. Marc Gohres is.)
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I don't think Null would wanna talk to her, cause of the lawsuit, but maybe Potentially Criminal could get her on. If she has the name then the only issue is that I doubt the partner would actually wanna talk since that would mean they'd have to admit they got tricked by fuckin Russell Greer.

Also leaning hard towards the guy being Huber. This woman said she worked at the Calico Club when it happened, and that just so happens to be conviently located within an hour of Winnemucca.

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From the reviews it looks like the Calico Club was "relaunched" within the last year

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This Natalie woman apparently went there around last April, left/was fired in September


 
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