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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Greg attempted to do 1000 push-ups on stream yesterday. Only made it to 555.

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Potatoherder said:
Greg is too good for fishtank and i feel if he just had gotten that one good roll would have been bigger than Sam.
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Greg is a great guy but the unfortunate thing is that he never would've gotten a bigger break than this.

There are literally millions of people trying to be social media influences to make even a meager living off of it, and they will never get even close to what Greg has gotten.

This is why in theory Fishtank will always get people auditioning who don't know anything about Sam or the show, because the idea they could be a "reality show star" or even a D tier e-celeb is better than what they have right now.
 
The guy who got fired by Jet over a turkey has uploaded his side of the story. Don't have time to dig through all of this but this looks promising. TLDW:
He worked on a lot of the props and donated a lot of things he made to Production. Including actual theater sets, helmets , airsoft guns and military uniforms.

He was actually going to be an NPC in BG2 because he was pretty good at improv.

The turkey incident happened when he kinda chased a mother turkey with her babies and it attacked him. A 15 second interaction and he showed them the video of the "attack". The vibes shifted after it.

This dude really doesn't like Sodaman and saw him an "a caricature of an autistic freak". Sodaman was the one who told him to leave after the incident and sent him home early that night.

They fired him over mean girl office politics bullshit and they took all the props he made.

Also he confirmed the Bloodgames edit (presumably unfinished).

Andy Dick was on set about a week before he started working on the show.

One of the girls on production allegedly left her BF from Streamstars to get with Jet and live in the S3 house. She was a tryhard and only there to slob Jet's knob.

THE WIGGERS WERE TRYING TO INTEGRATE THE TURKEYS ON THE SHOW.

This shit all happened before S4.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
The guy who got fired by Jet over a turkey has uploaded his side of the story. Don't have time to dig through all of this but this looks promising.
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I watched this earlier (on 2x, so I wouldn’t have to give up 40 minutes of my life for it) and I honestly feel bad for this dude. The way he went about it is mildly cringe, but if everything actually did play out like he claims it did in his retelling, production is even more petty and supercilious than previously thought. Why fire someone showing genuine interest in making the production of the show good, that’s supplying you cool stuff, that you claim to genuinely like over one infinitesimal thing like this?
This dude showed the other fellows working on BG2 a video of him antagonizing a fucking turkey on set, they got all delicate about it— and Jet tells him not to mess with the animals because they wanted them to be a part of the show? Why the hell would any animals willingly approach your coterie of autistic people sparring with swords in the first place— and why would you even need them to?
Then, Jet and Ben apparently tell him he’s not fired, but he is in actuality?? They just don’t want to be transparent and tell the guy he’s fired for one incident with a turkey??
And what follows is some catty sounding gay guy getting his panties in a twist over the dude not thinking he was fired after Jet / others told him to his face he wasn’t when he asked..?
This is nothingburger shit, in actuality. I’m just making something out of nothing because I am deeply bored. But every day that passes, I truly do wish for the downfall of Jet, his cronies, and his evil rape show more and more.
 
So the military uniforms and airsoft guns were going to be for the "mods" in BG2. Presumably they'd be enforcing the "server rules" with blue UN helmets and MP40's.

What could have been...
 
pissgirl69 said:
This is nothingburger shit, in actuality. I’m just making something out of nothing because I am deeply bored. But every day that passes, I truly do wish for the downfall of Jet, his cronies, and his evil rape show more and more.
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Its hard to take a real stance when its this he-said-she-said stuff.

The most bizarre thing is that they wanted, allegedly, to incorporate wild animals into the season, when they have had pretty bad fallout from messing with animals in Season 2. They should know that messing with animals gives anyone wanting to fuck up the show some very easy and potent ammunition to throw at them, involving cops, animal rights people, animal rescues etc. Don't see why they would want to expose themselves like that at all.
Maybe they were looking to crash the whole thing.

The story is strange, but believable. Hearing even more about Jet and presumably other cast keeping 'volunteer' girls around is just pathetic.
 
else_letter said:
Its hard to take a real stance when its this he-said-she-said stuff.

The most bizarre thing is that they wanted, allegedly, to incorporate wild animals into the season, when they have had pretty bad fallout from messing with animals in Season 2. They should know that messing with animals gives anyone wanting to fuck up the show some very easy and potent ammunition to throw at them, involving cops, animal rights people, animal rescues etc. Don't see why they would want to expose themselves like that at all.
Maybe they were looking to crash the whole thing.

The story is strange, but believable. Hearing even more about Jet and presumably other cast keeping 'volunteer' girls around is just pathetic.
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I wonder if they were just wanting to have wild animals in the area because having Burt or someone come across one would be gold content. I can’t believe they would want to mess with animals after already getting in trouble for the chickens but then again they did seem to think they could just avoid laws if they just paid fines so who knows.
 
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