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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I'm Not Racist Anymore said:
Can this nigga just go away? Hes severely overstayed his welcome
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Who do you think should still be watched, in your opinion? Jimmy being an unfunny autist? The majority of ex-Fishtank people does not do shit anymore and, when they do, it's unfunny or schizo. Burt is a once-in-a-lifetime lolcow that prints content everywhere he goes, and should be considered a TRUE and HONEST national treasure.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The guy who got fired by Jet over a turkey has uploaded his side of the story.
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Jet ANGWY!
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
The guy who got fired by Jet over a turkey has uploaded his side of the story. Don't have time to dig through all of this but this looks promising. TLDW:
He worked on a lot of the props and donated a lot of things he made to Production. Including actual theater sets, helmets , airsoft guns and military uniforms.

He was actually going to be an NPC in BG2 because he was pretty good at improv.

The turkey incident happened when he kinda chased a mother turkey with her babies and it attacked him. A 15 second interaction and he showed them the video of the "attack". The vibes shifted after it.

This dude really doesn't like Sodaman and saw him an "a caricature of an autistic freak". Sodaman was the one who told him to leave after the incident and sent him home early that night.

They fired him over mean girl office politics bullshit and they took all the props he made.

Also he confirmed the Bloodgames edit (presumably unfinished).

Andy Dick was on set about a week before he started working on the show.

One of the girls on production allegedly left her BF from Streamstars to get with Jet and live in the S3 house. She was a tryhard and only there to slob Jet's knob.

THE WIGGERS WERE TRYING TO INTEGRATE THE TURKEYS ON THE SHOW.

This shit all happened before S4.
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Why are Jeet Averageson and Sam Hyde relying on volunteer labor with all of the money the show makes?

That's a penultimately basic lesson in production lol. No wonder the show is such a constant fuckup.

This also speaks volumes about the idea that Sam Hydenburg is a "millionaire".
 
neger psykolog said:
Why are Jeet Averageson and Sam Hyde relying on volunteer labor with all of the money the show makes?

That's a penultimately basic lesson in production lol. No wonder the show is such a constant fuckup.
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Because if they paid their part time staff, they'd half to follow labor laws and maybe even pay for their health insurance.
neger psykolog said:
This also speaks volumes about the idea that Sam Hydenburg is a "millionaire".
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I read a theory once saying that Sam's just trying to grift as much money as humanly possible so he can fuck off once the Marky allegations cancel him. And yet he wants to go mainstream.
 
globalruleoutlaw said:
Jet ANGWY!
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So what he built sucked, but also he was awful because he would fuck around instead of slaving away all day making set pieces. You get what you pay for neptroon. Pick two: fast, good, cheap. Everybody knows this shit when they're actual professionals; not sam Hyde hanger ons that think they can be Jack of all trades. Sorry you tried to abuse Sam Hyde's jobless fans for free labor and that somehow didn't work out, I'm sure the next idea will play out way better.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
So what he built sucked, but also he was awful because he would fuck around instead of slaving away all day making set pieces. You get what you pay for neptroon. Pick two: fast, good, cheap. Everybody knows this shit when they're actual professionals; not sam Hyde hanger ons that think they can be Jack of all trades. Sorry you tried to abuse Sam Hyde's jobless fans for free labor and that somehow didn't work out, I'm sure the next idea will play out way better.
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Your expert on "good carpentry", sir:
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Even if the "carpenter" was a complete and total fuck up, it's Jet's fault for even allowing him near the set in the first place. How about you stop being a bunch of bums and get your shit done properly. Once again, this show will never reach its potential thanks to the totally incompetent Jet Neptune.
 
when people talk about conservatives making art, remember this is the biggest example of what they mean. this entire show is spiritually indian. If you didn't know who was making it but found out it was an indian you'd go "oh that makes sense"
pissgirl69 said:
Why fire someone showing genuine interest in making the production of the show good, that’s supplying you cool stuff, that you claim to genuinely like over one infinitesimal thing like this?
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"why wouldn't you just build the gorilla nest"

"why fuck high schoolers"

"why start a gaming channel with a guy half your age you don't like and isn't good at comedy"

Timmy won
pissgirl69 said:
Then, Jet and Ben apparently tell him he’s not fired, but he is in actuality??
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they're pussies. they can't handle firing people. its too bad they don't have a father figure there to teach them to be men.
 
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