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There is one solitary mention of Amiga in Brick by Brick: on Page 40. The "it" refers to the box office bomb that is Bob Hoskin's Super Mario Bros movie.
💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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Of course he put it in his book about SMB3. Lol lmao even.
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You want to tell me Hollywood didnt want to work with the retarded angry sped the moment they found out he was really an angry retard sped?
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I may put some time in to try to dig them up, but someone posted the audio from Bob's Stern interview and one from another radio show. There was a moment in both when the interviewers realized it was not a bit. The retard was actually upset that an Adam Sandler movie wasn't treating the subject matter with the proper respect. If I remember right, you can practically feel the "oh shit," thought in the air. It's funny, Bob got his lucky break and a real shot at notoriety, but he blew it by being a moronic, socially clueless, sperg.
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I believe the other show was the Toucher and Rich show, but I'm not 100% sure.
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I can't believe this has never been posted on Bob's threads! Moreover, I can't believe they'd be hard to find. Stern's produced so much content over the years that I wouldn't expect it to be easy to find a particular guest spot (especially when the guest was essentially a nobody), but how on earth doesn't Bob have these things immediately available on his own website somewhere?
I can only think of two explanations: he's either too stupid to realize how critical something like that would be to preserve if he wanted to raise his profile ... or it's exactly as embarrassing as you suggest and Bob had enough self-awareness to realize it.
Now Bob is usually not self-aware by any means, but it's possible someone he trusted told him his appearances were a disaster. Either way, I can't wait to hear these things if anyone can find them.
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Bob is the most closeted gay person I've ever seen in my life.
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Lardo Retardo's Self-Awareness Level= 009Dec#01
Bobby divines the Conservative mind.
IQ Score Of Ma Chipman's Diaper Tard= 0
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What you "need" Bob, is to view video games as nothing more than entertainment. You need to get the fuck out of the imaginary world you've constructed out of a video game character, before you're eradicated like a troglodyte you are; to secure the future of a more civilized society.
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Dear God, that one single, solitary passage is an encapsulation of so much of Blob's worldview
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Alright, I've done some digging, with the help of AI. Bob uploaded the Pixels review on July 22, 2015. The Stern interview apparently happened on July 28, 2015. I couldn't verify this myself, but it fits. Strike while the iron is hot. Grok had believed that there was an mp3 embed of the interview on page 55, of Bob's first thread, but I couldn't find anything around that page that seemed like it could have fit. Maybe it couldn't make any sense of the page numbers. It did think it was @AnOminous that posted the audio of the interview. As it turns out AI finds the Farm's search about as helpful as I do. The interview is supposed to be around 20 minutes long. So, the following pieced together, partial transcript, that it put together from various sources is minimal:
I haven't been able to locate a full transcript or even an audio clip. Granted, this was a decade ago and Stern is a greedy, greedy, New Yorker. So, DMCAs were probably flying out of his office, back when he was relevant. Still, it goes to show, we're just about the only non-Chipmans that give a shit that Bob exists anymore.
Howard Stern: Alright, we got this guy Bob Chipman, MovieBob, whatever—he's got this review of Pixels, the Adam Sandler movie. It's like 10 minutes of him just... exploding. [Plays clip from Chipman's video] "This isn't a movie! This is a goddamn hate crime against an entire medium!" [Laughter in studio] What the hell is this? Bob, you there?
Bob Chipman: Yeah, Howard, I'm here. Look, I stand by every word. Pixels isn't just bad—it's an insult. It's like if someone took your childhood memories and just... pissed on them for a paycheck.
Howard Stern: [Laughing] Pissed on them? Jesus, Bob, you sound like you're about to cry or punch something. We played this yesterday—my staff was dying. "Hate crime against childhood"? Come on, it's Adam Sandler! We know it's gonna suck. Why the rage boner?
Bob Chipman: Because it's not just a bad movie, Howard. It's cynical. They take these 80s arcade games—stuff that was counterculture, you know? Pac-Man, Donkey Kong—they turn 'em into this lazy, sexist, bro-fest cash grab. And Sandler's in it, phoning it in like always. It's $150 million to mock gamers!
Robin Quivers: [Interjecting] Mock gamers? Isn't that what gamers do to themselves half the time?
Bob Chipman: No, Robin, it's different. Gamers are self-deprecating. This is Hollywood co-opting our stuff, making it safe and stupid for normies. It's like if they did a Stern Show movie where you're just yelling at interns for 90 minutes—no edge, no point.
Howard Stern: [Chuckling] Hey, I'd watch that! But seriously, Bob, you call it "the worst movie of the decade" after, what, one screening? You sure you're not just mad 'cause you're a big nerd and they didn't consult you? [Plays another clip] "This film is a war crime against taste!" War crime? Dial it back, man.
Bob Chipman: [Defensive] I saw it, Howard. The plot's idiotic—aliens attack with Galaga? The effects are cheap, the jokes are from 1995. And Michelle Monaghan's character? She's basically a trophy. It's regressive. If it was just dumb, fine—but it's mean dumb.
Fred Norris: [As sound effects guy, mimicking explosion] Boom! Nerd rage! [Studio laughter]
Gary Dell'Abate: Bob, be honest—did you even laugh once? Or were you too busy taking notes like it's homework?
Bob Chipman: I laughed... once? At the Centipede bit, maybe. But that's not the point. Look, I love Sandler in stuff like Happy Gilmore. He can be funny! This? It's him sleepwalking through a script that hates its audience.
Howard Stern: Alright, fair. But your video's got millions of views now—people love the meltdown. You're famous for hating Pixels. You gonna go see Sandler's next one, or is this a lifetime ban?
Bob Chipman: [Pausing] I'll watch it. But if it's another Jack and Jill... Howard, you can have me back to rant about that.
Howard Stern: [To crew] See? He's fun. Bob, thanks for coming on—don't punch your monitor. We'll play more clips tomorrow. [Fade to commercial, with Stern muttering] "Hate crime against childhood"... gold.
Bob Chipman: Yeah, Howard, I'm here. Look, I stand by every word. Pixels isn't just bad—it's an insult. It's like if someone took your childhood memories and just... pissed on them for a paycheck.
Howard Stern: [Laughing] Pissed on them? Jesus, Bob, you sound like you're about to cry or punch something. We played this yesterday—my staff was dying. "Hate crime against childhood"? Come on, it's Adam Sandler! We know it's gonna suck. Why the rage boner?
Bob Chipman: Because it's not just a bad movie, Howard. It's cynical. They take these 80s arcade games—stuff that was counterculture, you know? Pac-Man, Donkey Kong—they turn 'em into this lazy, sexist, bro-fest cash grab. And Sandler's in it, phoning it in like always. It's $150 million to mock gamers!
Robin Quivers: [Interjecting] Mock gamers? Isn't that what gamers do to themselves half the time?
Bob Chipman: No, Robin, it's different. Gamers are self-deprecating. This is Hollywood co-opting our stuff, making it safe and stupid for normies. It's like if they did a Stern Show movie where you're just yelling at interns for 90 minutes—no edge, no point.
Howard Stern: [Chuckling] Hey, I'd watch that! But seriously, Bob, you call it "the worst movie of the decade" after, what, one screening? You sure you're not just mad 'cause you're a big nerd and they didn't consult you? [Plays another clip] "This film is a war crime against taste!" War crime? Dial it back, man.
Bob Chipman: [Defensive] I saw it, Howard. The plot's idiotic—aliens attack with Galaga? The effects are cheap, the jokes are from 1995. And Michelle Monaghan's character? She's basically a trophy. It's regressive. If it was just dumb, fine—but it's mean dumb.
Fred Norris: [As sound effects guy, mimicking explosion] Boom! Nerd rage! [Studio laughter]
Gary Dell'Abate: Bob, be honest—did you even laugh once? Or were you too busy taking notes like it's homework?
Bob Chipman: I laughed... once? At the Centipede bit, maybe. But that's not the point. Look, I love Sandler in stuff like Happy Gilmore. He can be funny! This? It's him sleepwalking through a script that hates its audience.
Howard Stern: Alright, fair. But your video's got millions of views now—people love the meltdown. You're famous for hating Pixels. You gonna go see Sandler's next one, or is this a lifetime ban?
Bob Chipman: [Pausing] I'll watch it. But if it's another Jack and Jill... Howard, you can have me back to rant about that.
Howard Stern: [To crew] See? He's fun. Bob, thanks for coming on—don't punch your monitor. We'll play more clips tomorrow. [Fade to commercial, with Stern muttering] "Hate crime against childhood"... gold.
I haven't been able to locate a full transcript or even an audio clip. Granted, this was a decade ago and Stern is a greedy, greedy, New Yorker. So, DMCAs were probably flying out of his office, back when he was relevant. Still, it goes to show, we're just about the only non-Chipmans that give a shit that Bob exists anymore.
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Nice. I'll see about trying to help you as a break from my podcast listening.
As an initial check, I did search of his website:
It is funny that if you do some Internet searches you only get references to "Private Parts" (howard stern's movie) or references and clips of "bobo" (an apparently frequent caller into Howard's show).
Man, the Internet really is rendering Bob irrelevant...
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST FOUND IT RIGHT BEFORE I HIT POST:
The link to the other radio show is also currently dead. But we have a trail!
EDIT: Wait. Did we ever find this in the previous thread?
This is also the BOFCA podcast episode after that Interview. I'll give it a listen when I get the chance unless someone else wants to beat me to it.
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I know Bob is an irrelevant retard, you know Bob is an irrelevant retard. It is crazy that it is just gone. I know I heard at least a second interview. How could they both have been scoured from the internet. The times are changing lads.
I know, AI stuff, but Bob talk can produce some funny stuff.
I know, AI stuff, but Bob talk can produce some funny stuff.
Scene: dimly lit observation room, three monitors showing Bob raging about the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal, the router, and a 2015 Adam Sandler movie, all at once.
Captain (leaning back, sipping coffee): “No one is that retarded, Sergeant Major.”
Sergeant Major (not looking up from the clipboard): “With respect, sir, we have the technology to create the stupidest people that ever lived. We just… stopped pretending we wouldn’t use it.”
Captain: “…Why, in God’s name, would you do that?”
Sergeant Major (deadpan, flipping a page): “We find it amusing, sir. We find it extremely amusing. Also, the predictive models are now accurate to four decimal places. The Secretary calls it ‘the Chipman Constant.’ We can forecast civil unrest, console-war intensity, and Marvel discourse six months out with 99.7 % confidence just by running his blood pressure through the simulator.”
Captain (quietly horrified): “You turned a human being into a calibration weight for the entire internet.”
Sergeant Major: “Negative, sir. We turned the internet into a machine that calibrates itself using one human being. He’s not the weight. He’s the scale.” He presses a button. On the center monitor, Bob has just discovered that the new router supports 6 GHz.
Bob (on stream, voice cracking): “THEY’RE TRYING TO ERASE 802.11g CULTURE!”
Sergeant Major: “See? Right on schedule. Rage spike in T-minus eight seconds.”
Captain: “…Carry on, Sergeant Major.”
Sergeant Major (saluting with a perfectly straight face): “Roger that, sir. Operation Perfect Cow is green across the board. Subject remains nominal. God bless America.”
Captain (leaning back, sipping coffee): “No one is that retarded, Sergeant Major.”
Sergeant Major (not looking up from the clipboard): “With respect, sir, we have the technology to create the stupidest people that ever lived. We just… stopped pretending we wouldn’t use it.”
Captain: “…Why, in God’s name, would you do that?”
Sergeant Major (deadpan, flipping a page): “We find it amusing, sir. We find it extremely amusing. Also, the predictive models are now accurate to four decimal places. The Secretary calls it ‘the Chipman Constant.’ We can forecast civil unrest, console-war intensity, and Marvel discourse six months out with 99.7 % confidence just by running his blood pressure through the simulator.”
Captain (quietly horrified): “You turned a human being into a calibration weight for the entire internet.”
Sergeant Major: “Negative, sir. We turned the internet into a machine that calibrates itself using one human being. He’s not the weight. He’s the scale.” He presses a button. On the center monitor, Bob has just discovered that the new router supports 6 GHz.
Bob (on stream, voice cracking): “THEY’RE TRYING TO ERASE 802.11g CULTURE!”
Sergeant Major: “See? Right on schedule. Rage spike in T-minus eight seconds.”
Captain: “…Carry on, Sergeant Major.”
Sergeant Major (saluting with a perfectly straight face): “Roger that, sir. Operation Perfect Cow is green across the board. Subject remains nominal. God bless America.”
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The New Yorker article is priceless, AAA+ tier Boblore. It notes that he described himself as feeling "pants-shitting rage," an expression I use with some frequency ... but never as anything but an insult. Talk about no self-awareness.
There's also this:
"We shall have the reception in Pankot's catering hall, Mr. Chipman!"
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I just looked, and yes, we did.
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That transcript is truly incredible. No wonder the offers dried up immediately afterwards. Howard Stern was practically giving him an out to say, "yeah, it was an exaggerated rendition of how I felt about the movie," and Bob just blundered headlong into making a total ass of himself and revealing he's just an angry autist.
Seriously, this shit is remarkable, I feel I have to do a play-by-play.
Anyway, Bob bloviates about how it's a cynical cash grab for (horror!) bros, and how he can't stand that Sandler got so much money to mock gamers. Thinking about it, it might explain why he got so mad about it. We've already talked about how Bob lives vicariously through the success of his personal gods (Nintendo, James Gunn, etc.), and when they're succeeding, he thinks he's succeeding too. But if they're being denigrated, Bob takes it personally. In that light, Bob viewed this as an insult by Adam Sandler not just to 80's video games, but to Bob "Moviebob" Chipman himself.
Bob then tries to compare it to a fictional satiristic take on Stern's show where he just yells for the entire runtime, which Howard says he'd actually watch, defeating his point.
Bob was never invited back.
Seriously, this shit is remarkable, I feel I have to do a play-by-play.
Right away, Bob fucks up by saying he was 100% serious in his review. It wasn't a bit, he wasn't going hyperbolic for comedic effect, these were in fact his true feelings on the matter. Like, I'm not going to defend Pixels as some unsung artistic masterpiece, but I didn't have to watch it to realize that it was just going to be stupid, not a fucking "hate crime."
After mocking Bob for taking this shit too seriously (to the point that his entire staff was laughing at Bob), Howard points out that it's an Adam Sandler movie and of course it was going to be terrible, asking him to elaborate why he's so mad about it.
Someone who was around during the arcade heyday, maybe you can answer this: would you consider arcade games "counterculture?" Because from my later perspective, they seemed pretty damn popular. Maybe they got some flack from moral guardians sometimes for the violent games, but I don't think Pac-Man was a punk symbol. Hell, Bob's got a picture of his dad and him at the arcade, and I certainly wouldn't think the elder Chipman would be into counterculture things.
Anyway, Bob bloviates about how it's a cynical cash grab for (horror!) bros, and how he can't stand that Sandler got so much money to mock gamers. Thinking about it, it might explain why he got so mad about it. We've already talked about how Bob lives vicariously through the success of his personal gods (Nintendo, James Gunn, etc.), and when they're succeeding, he thinks he's succeeding too. But if they're being denigrated, Bob takes it personally. In that light, Bob viewed this as an insult by Adam Sandler not just to 80's video games, but to Bob "Moviebob" Chipman himself.
After Robin points out that gamers are generally doing dumb shit worth mocking, Bob deflects that it's different because it's a big company making fun of them instead. He fails to articulate why this is such a big deal when the movie was only using old arcade games from the 80's, many of which have been effectively irrelevant in the public mind for decades. Oh no, the sanctity of Q-bert is being tarnished! Perish the thought!
Bob then tries to compare it to a fictional satiristic take on Stern's show where he just yells for the entire runtime, which Howard says he'd actually watch, defeating his point.
Howard continues to try to give Bob an out to say that he was playing up his rage for views, as well as poking fun at him for perhaps being jealous of not being part of the production. Bob instead doubles down on his criticism, laying down some hard-hitting truth bombs like (shocker!) an Adam Sandler movie is pretty dumb. He also has to throw in some feminist critique; remember, this was at the height of Gamergate, and Bobby was desperate to prove how much of a good boy he was to Saint Anita.
10/10, no notes.
More jabs at Bob being an angry nerd, then Bob repeats his insistence that the movie (and perhaps Sandler himself) hates gamers. Really not doing a lot to counter the stereotype, Bobby. Hell, the more I read this, the more I dislike Bob personally. By this point, anyone listening is probably coming to the same conclusion that this "Moviebob" fellow probably isn't a pleasant guy. You get the image of a fat balding Masshole sitting in the theater with a perpetual scowl on his face, which is probably pretty accurate.
Wrapping up, Howard asks if the movie has turned him off of Sandler's movies altogether, to which Bob replies he'll see more of his movies. In one fell swoop, Bob manages to completely deflate his entire rant, the only thing he still had going for him at this point. He claimed that Pixels was the worst movie of the decade, even a hate crime, but apparently it wasn't so bad that he wouldn't go see another of Adam Sandler's movies. I don't know why someone would continue to support a person who they view as being responsible for the biggest gamer hate crime of all time, but I'm not a Superior Thinker.
Howard wraps it up with a couple more jabs at Bob, laughing at the insanity on display.
Bob was never invited back.
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Aren't those soy beans a potential windfall for anyone with the floor space and minimal equipment required to set up a Real American09Dec#02
soy sauce operation? Granted, they couldn't buy 80% of China's import quota for the year, but I'd imagine the longer it goes, the closer it gets to being paid to take some of the beans away rather than paying for them.With the sheer amount of soy beans available, the opportunity is there to introduce a potential market leader domestic soy sauce in 18 months.
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Especially when you hit the part where he says that if your favorite thing gets an official big budget movie? It's proof it's not a fad..........? I'm just shaking my head..... because my brain immediately rattled off a half dozen things that had "The Movie" and still faded into partial or complete relevance.
Like, the Care Bears had a movie..... nobody under 40 knows who they are today.
G.I. Joe had a movie, they had two, an animated one and a live action one.... but the next 20 something you pass on the sidewalk? Ask yourself if they would know who the Cobra Commander is without some help.
MST3K had one..... but anyone born in the post cable TV era? Let alone the post woke comedy era? Cannot possibly know of that show, what it was, or any of it's characters or catch phrases, as it's heyday was on The Comedy Channel back when it was a thing, and so was mainstream comedy.
And on and on it goes.
It just shows how wedded he is to never letting go of things even as the world changes around them, and his inability to just have a personal nostalgia, his choices must always be the RIGHT and POPULAR ones even though nothing in human history has ever worked that way.
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I think we got a perfect encapsulation for conversations Bob has probably had hundreds if not thousands of times before. His parents, his teachers, his supervisors, editors on places he worked for, other internet celebrities, and random people on the internet. I can see this being a discussion Bob has had time and again to just stop going so over the top with his bullshit... and Bob refusing to because he genuinely does not understand why what he's saying is hurting him.
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That's one defining trait of nearly every lolcow: Immaturity.
Because they are immature, they have ego.
Because they have ego, they hold onto things like their life depends on it.
Because they hold onto things, they have visceral reactions when said things inevitably fade and deterioate.
Because they have visceral reactions, we have milk.