💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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drammamean said:
It seems like her greatest misfortunes have been her successes; banging a guy out of her league who wouldn’t commit to her until she aged out, making a living off her rapidly declining looks and being flattered non-stop by paypigs who can’t maintain eye contact with the opposite sex.

The short answer to her man problems is she needs to lower her standards and/or improve her looks/demeanor.

If she had any sense she would get a real job and find a regular guy that she could eventually build an attraction to. She has to recognize that the attention and money from the internet is fools gold and there is no future there.
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Her ex husband was most definitely not out of her league, it was the other way around. Sometime in 2015 his family disowned him and she took pity on him and invited him to live with her, most likely with the understanding that he would get a job and his own place so they could continue to date. I bet that at the first opportunity he had, he pushed for sex and was successful, making her putty in his hands for the next half decade since she was already way into him despite his status as a freeloading jobless mooch.

As for her ability to continue as an e-girl, simps. That’s all I have to say. As long as she has enough that will continue to fund her, she can continue indefinitely; one of them, Andrew Robb aka @AndrewR15DW, funded her to the tune of over $12,000 in 2024, by himself while working three dead end jobs. Simping. Not even once.

Her standards though? Those aren’t coming down. She still thinks her value is top shelf. Think about it, she’s rubbed elbows with Geoff Keighley, been to the red carpet premiere of the 2018 Tomb Raider movie, went to an invite only thing for The Witcher 3, trained with the USMC, and worked with/at various companies/people in the gaming industry. No way she’s going to lower herself for some nice guy normie irl. She is actually a nice woman and a sweetheart but she is still a modern day western woman and therefore has an inflated sense of her value and won’t settle for less than what she feels she’s worth.

And believe it or not, there was a time, right after she got cancelled and divorced, where She was this close 🤏 to hanging it up permanently and had ordered a bunch of materials for a nutritionist course to go get a job at a gym in Dallas. The Quartering and Chrissie Mayr both have her the opportunity for a second life and, being the attention addicted e-girl she is, couldn’t turn it down, and that was the start of her anti woke culture war grift that was Go Boom.

Now she’s back to her roots as a gamer girl and Christian. And she is not faking the Christian thing. If you go back far enough, she does say that her faith is a huge part of life (this is the earliest days of her videos and before, where she would go onto NeoPets and try to evangelize people there); she fell out of it during her time in the gaming industry where she met her first bf. That guy, Kiandarian (don’t know his real name and that internet handle is way old and has been unused for a long time), who she met at her time in Razer, was her first but he treated her like absolute shit and apparently abused her in multiple ways. That probably shook her faith to the core and she left it feeling betrayed because she did everything she was supposed to only to get used by an abusive piece of shit Cali fuck boy. After that, she started collecting tattoos and started mouthing left wing talking points until she came back to her faith around 2019, which she had to hide from Joey, who ended up leaving her anyway.

Now her strategy for dating is to sit around on her butt while waiting for her version of Mr. Perfect to manifest into her life and for it to be obvious to her and then he picks her. All because of her poor judgment in two men, who got to smash without putting a ring on it, so now any prospective bachelors have to wait for a near 40 year old e-girl. That is if there are any serious suitors that she would take seriously.

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There was a brief segment on Kino Casino last night where they questioned why Melonie is walking around a Conservative convention looking like a truck stop hooker instead of dressing more conservatively and covering up her tattoos with a more modest appearance. Suddenly today she shows up like this. It's in the mid-70's today in Phoenix. Not saying the Casino commentary directly lead to this since I could never prove such a thing but it would be a very big coincidence that the one day I've ever seen Mel dressed modestly on camera with her tattoos covered comes the day after this was a topic of conversation on the hater livestream.
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I mean, that’s always been her usual style of dress. She loves her tank tops, hoodies, chokers, and jeans. She’ll even go to her grocery store in a tank top, pajama bottoms, and crocs. She is willing to wear a dress but it’s normally for something formal. It just is what it is.
 
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sherwoods110 said:
What age do you all think he is stuck at?
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Without exaggeration- he seems like an 8 year old that somehow has the sexual appetites of a freshman frat guy. It's crazy how the two sides of "every minute needs to be play time with literal toys" and the near non-stop constant lusting over anyone with a vagina on a screen or in real life are constantly on display with him. It's actually kind of disturbing.
 
TBH I've only been into Quarter pounder alogging for the last few months, from KC because I'm a sloptent consumer obviously, but I did look into him a bit maybe around a year ago or so? and all I've gotta say is, since then Jer has gotten like thee most dedicated and thorough alogs I've seen outside of like DSP or old school ralph. It's fuckin great.
 
Looks like ol' Hamplanet is deleting comments on his latest Rumble talking about his sus behavior with Melonie: quart1.png

(Same Comment, just showing it with the video title. Link to vid here):
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He's not deleting a comment calling him gay or one that makes fun of how they can't pull any good guests. Looks like that accusation really got under his skin. What a weaselly little shitbag this guy is. Glad to see more eyes on him now.
 
Featured on Dec 21, 2025 by Null: The Quartering would like Melonie Mac to watch football with him.
Jeremy is deleting comments on this stream that are asking why he was trying to take Melonie out to dinner alone.

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I saw the comment in question earlier and it was the top upvoted comment. The gist was someone was saying it was super inappropriate that Jeremy was trying to take Melonie out to dinner alone and asking why Luke and Hannah weren't invited from the start then saying the interaction came off as very creepy and Jeremy should go home and take care of his sick wife. Jeremy deleted the comment and now people are piling on even harder in the comments and he's having to delete even more comments.

Here was the interaction in question. I only saw it on the Kino Casino episode and had it on while working on something else but now watching it back again in real time with full focus it really does look like Mel mouths out "help me" to Hannah. Then Hannah catches on and insists she will come and Mel IMMEDIATELY jumps on Hannah's offer saying yes she definitely needs to come. One thing that's very clear is Jeremy wanted it to just be him and Mel. I think he specifically picked watching a football game at a bar as the after dinner activity because he knows Hannah and Luke don't give a shit about football and wouldn't want to come. The vibe I'm getting is that Jeremy told Mel don't even bother inviting Hannah and Luke because they hate football.


Man there's a lot going on in this clip for how short it is. Let's fire up the play by play.

Jer is up in the clouds in his happy place talking about how him and Mel will be spending time alone tonight. Mel looks less thrilled.
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Mel musters up a fake smile for Jer then turns to Hannah and they lock in on each other. Clearly Mel is looking for a bailout and seems to mouth something to Hannah indicating she needs help.
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Right after they lock in for a moment Mel turns away and cringes to further signal to Hannah how she feels about this.
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Mel's face as Jer explains that Hannah will surely not want to join them.
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The reactions to Hannah indicating she wants to come along. Mel is thrilled, Jeremy watching his dreams of a date with Mel go up in smoke.
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When Mel instantly jumps on the offer to bring Hannah Jer knows it's over. You can see him just whip his head back to take a moment to accept it before he has to jump back into the conversation and act like he isn't devastated that Hannah is coming and ruining his scheme to force himself alone with Mel.
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God can you imagine how bad this could have been if Hannah wasn't so solid? She is here with her husband and newborn child so Jeremy thought for sure that he would get alone time with Mel at dinner then take her to a bar to watch the game. I don't think I have to even say this but Jeremy is INCREDIBLY creepy with women when he's drunk (more on that soon hopefully).

There were people from Quartering's audience trying to sweep for this clip saying it is getting blown way out of proportion in the comments. Very obviously Hannah Claire did not want to go to this stupid bullshit and sit through Jeremy and Mel getting drunk and watching football and would much rather be with her newborn child and husband doing anything else. Clearly she only inserted herself to rescue Melanie Mac because she can tell that Jeremy has gone out of his way to set up a situation where he will be alone with Mel and that he really doesn't want anyone else to be there to the point that they weren't even invited. This is a creep red alert. Thank fuck for Hannah Claire, I have a lot more respect for her for breaking this plan up.

Jeremy you are not slick and everyone can tell what you were scheming and people will not let you sweep this stuff under the rug any more.
#SaveMelanieMac #FreeHannahClaire
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
I saw the comment in question earlier and it was the top upvoted comment.
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got your back, fren. just waiting on my comments to be approved as i'm a long time lurker and first time commenter. fuck this creep. thank you for keeping tabs on him for all these years.

Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid said:
Looks like ol' Hamplanet is deleting comments on his latest Rumble talking about his sus behavior with Melonie:quart1.png
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I saw Luke was at James O'Keefe's Amfest party and wondering why Jeremy and the others weren't there. Now I know the infamous date night was going on at the same time. Also thought it funny who Luke has his arm around. Doesn't Jeremy hate her with an absolute passion?

Why is it all these guys try to fuck each other for beer money, when they are all broke as fuck.

I stand by the idea still that Ms Mac was going to fuck Jeremy for an extra bonus and begged Hannah to come along to make the pre-fuck time easier
 
Butt_Pouncer said:
Now he's deleting comments? Strap the fuck in. I can't wait for the next stream, hes definitely gonna address this. He cannot resist.
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Already started, imo.

A couple of interesting things in today's show: for the first time during these conference livestreams, Melonie does not start the show sitting next to Ham; the first show after KC went hard into some of this footage the night before. Maybe just a coincidence, though. Melonie also immediately started off the show by ranting about "the crazies on the internet" and how she loves the people here because they're "normal" and she doesn't feel outnumbered. Hannah and Luke appear bewildered that this is how the show is starting while Hamboy is off in his own little world most of the preamble.

Through most of the show, Melonie seems even more detached than usual. Sometimes completely disconnected from even the interviews with the guests. This is the SS of the start of the show, she doesn't look happy:

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Shoutout to Luke's fucking retard shirt "SEED OIL, FREE SPERM, $9000 A LOAD" at a conservative conference while (jokingly) calling strangers thieves for taking Hamboy's coffee samples or whatever tf it is lol. Stay classy, bud. Hannah is the only person with any sense of professionality here.

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I stand by the idea still that Ms Mac was going to fuck Jeremy for an extra bonus and begged Hannah to come along to make the pre-fuck time easier
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If I had to guess, Melonie hears about 5 times a week on their livestreams from Hammy that he's going to have to stop paying people and her plan is to lead him on to make the cut. She got stuck in a rough position and then called for help from Hannah.
 
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Jeremy if a pure hedonist, the drugs, the food, the jerking, off, the shitting besides for wanting his taxes low, and babes in his movies, and video games he doesn’t really seem to actually have any political beliefs. He’s also not particularly intelligent either emotionally, or otherwise.
 
I think it's hilarious that Melonie is the 'hot topic' (lol) of Jeremy's thread atm.

Brittany’s latest ex said:
Oh, you don’t fully understand the desperation of simps, simps like her one mod, Whatley aka Joseph Crabtree, or Andrew Robb aka @AndrewR15DW. Andrew Robb has apparently been banned by YouTube itself from her Gaming Streams channel for his turbo simping though. But they are proof that there exist lonely enough men that will do anything they can for a crumb of attention from her, or other aging out e-girls.
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Jessica Nigri still has an army of simps, and she's even more busted in the face than Melonie imo. And at this point, her surgical alterations just look absolutely ridiculous.

Brittany’s latest ex said:
As for her standards, you must be attractive (attractive = Toji from JJK body + KPop star face), be “equally yoked” Christian, have good job, be nerdy, be a leader, “be sensitive but willing to fight a bear,” be no more than a 30 minute car drive from her, be willing to wait until the marriage night to smash, go the gym regularly and diet, have no kids, and is only willing to date if it’s for marriage. All that for a woman that is turning 40 in less than a year, is tatted up, can’t provide you a child due to her endometriosis, has trauma from her first bf from before Joey, is immature for her age, and is hated by a good chunk of the internet.
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If only she'd had this attitude when she was in her 20's, she might've had a chance at landing someone with ~1/2 of those characteristics, lmao.

TertiaryObjective said:
As for Melonie Mac, her Christian grift is wild. I’m still on the fence over whether she is consciously hypocritical or if she is just too retarded to realize that she is the temptress who leads to death of which Proverbs warns.
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I'm with you 100% that she doesn't meet the standards, but I think it's worth mentioning that there is a lot of Christian 'culture' in America, and lot of this cultural aspect actually has nothing to do with Biblical teachings, theology or even morality. There are a lot of false teachers out there that have had a few hundred years to mislead a shitload of people, and we have the burden of dealing with the ripples from the rocks they've thrown in the lake. Trying to be as charitable as I possibly can to a person who claims to be on the team, I have to admit that it seems as if Melonie has put forth at least a smidgen of effort in researching and studying some aspects of theology which are a bit more esoteric than a typical person who might walk into a door of an arbitrary church somewhere in America.

Yes, she should be doing better as she's clearly failing in some very basic ways, but when she is side-by-side with a person like Jeremy who also claims to be starting his journey, it's undeniable that Melonie has at least put in some effort. Jeremy has put absolutely zero, and it shows.. IMO, Melonie needs to realize she's never going to pull a self-respecting Christian man, give up on her attempts to attract one, and join a convent, if she's actually serious about it. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that I think she's at least half-heartedly trying, she just doesn't know any better, and has no one in her life who can point her in a more-correct direction.

I admit it's extremely possible I'm being more charitable than she deserves, I'm just saying I could see the above as being possible. I just don't see how she's any worse than what goes on in an average mega-church these days, as sad as that fucking is.

But you are wrong about her being attractive, lmao. She might not be obese, but she'd instantly look better with 8-12 pounds, her tattoos are disgusting, and her face is busted with all the stress and torment she's decided to put herself through.
 
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Jeremy is learning in real-time why the Billy Graham rule exists. It’s not enough to avoid impropriety, you need to avoid any situation that can even offer the appearance of impropriety. Even if you take the most charitable approach to that football bar clip, he comes out looking gross.

Jeremy unfortunately seems like the type of guy who uses his wife as a way to overcome the natural ick that women have around him. “You can trust me! I’m married, so there’s at least one other woman that trusts me. Come, drink around me alone!”

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I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that I think she's at least half-heartedly trying, she just doesn't know any better, and has no one in her life who can point her in a more-correct direction.
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James 3:1 states that not many people should become teachers because they will be judged more strictly. Similar to how she’s hotter than an average 40 year old off the street, yet falls short because she markets herself as an egirl, she’s also more knowledgeable than the average lukewarm Christian yet falls short because she preaches online on her Bible Time channel and should be able to sus out that condemning people for porn while dressed half-naked in front of half-naked statues of Lara Croft is a very bad look.
 
TertiaryObjective said:
James 3:1 states that not many people should become teachers because they will be judged more strictly. Similar to how she’s hotter than an average 40 year old off the street, yet falls short because she markets herself as an egirl, she’s also more knowledgeable than the average lukewarm Christian yet falls short because she preaches online on her Bible Time channel and should be able to sus out that condemning people for porn while dressed half-naked in front of half-naked statues of Lara Croft is a very bad look.
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I agree with you. Allow me to rephrase my previous wall of text more succinctly - I'm not yet convinced that she isn't genuinely brain-dead and is wholly unable to understand her own actions. If that's the case, she needs correction, not a stake-burning. Perhaps I'm overly sympathetic because the only times I've seen her is on Jeremy's humiliation ritual. I confess I don't know the details of what goes on in her videos, but the thumbnails and hover-previews do seem to support your analysis.

Maybe she's fooling me. God knows the truth of it. Whatever that is, the fact remains it'd be better for everyone if she stopped what she's doing.

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I retract and recant everything I said about her tonight. After realizing there was a very easy solution to solving the problem that I didn't know what goes on in her videos, I took a 5 second glance at her Bible time YT channel. Indefensible.

muh templars in 2025
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Not to mention the chokers and creepy disposition.
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The cross necklace is obviously there to draw attention to her tits.
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Blasphemy will not be tolerated. If it looks like a witch and quacks like a witch, it's a witch.
 
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TertiaryObjective said:
Jeremy is learning in real-time why the Billy Graham rule exists. It’s not enough to avoid impropriety, you need to avoid any situation that can even offer the appearance of impropriety. Even if you take the most charitable approach to that football bar clip, he comes out looking gross.
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Billy Graham was an innocent man worried about being framed or even giving the illusion of temptation and Jeremy is a gross creepy pervert who was so comfortable trying to corner his employee into an unofficial date that he outed himself during a livestream.

quarter_grifter said:
I agree with you. Allow me to rephrase my previous wall of text more succinctly - I'm not yet convinced that she isn't genuinely brain-dead and is wholly unable to understand her own actions. If that's the case, she needs correction, not a stake-burning. Perhaps I'm overly sympathetic because the only times I've seen her is on Jeremy's humiliation ritual. I confess I don't know the details of what goes on in her videos, but the thumbnails and hover-previews do seem to support your analysis.

Maybe she's fooling me. God knows the truth of it. Whatever that is, the fact remains it'd be better for everyone if she stopped what she's doing.
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Mel reading the Bible on stream is like Jeremy reading any book. Sure you can sound out all the words and maybe even give a rough definition of most of the words you read, but did you really absorb any fragment of what you just read or did all the meaning get drowned out by the noise of your idiot brain sounding out every word?

I think Mel is somewhat genuine in her beliefs to the extent she genuinely believes in God and the sanctity of Jesus and all that stuff. I contrast this with Jeremy who I don't think believes fuck all of anything in the Bible and is literally pretending to be a Christian because he thinks it will help sell his repackaged coffee.
 
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