💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
That doesn't fucking rhyme, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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Wrong in every detail as always stalker, you must pronounce novel and hovel different from the rest of us. Enjoy grammar prison.
Entomologist said:
Pepperoni was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The stalkers were locked up all snug in their cells,
Bombarded by Patrick's obscene, porcine yells.
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Then out in the alley there arose such a clatter
Pat sprang up from the fart couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the back door he flew like a flash,
he tore off his robe and undid the sash.
 
Entomologist said:
Pepperoni was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The stalkers were locked up all snug in their cells,
Bombarded by Patrick's obscene, porcine yells.
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The childs were nestled all snug in their cells
While visions of enjoying it made them feel well
 
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Wrong in every detail as always stalker, you must pronounce novel and hovel different from the rest of us. Enjoy grammar prison.

Then out in the alley there arose such a clatter
Pat sprang up from the fart couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the back door he flew like a flash,
he tore off his robe and undid the sash.
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Haha you’re stuck at work too? I like your poetry style. Merry Christmas.
 
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Then out in the alley there arose such a clatter
Pat sprang up from the fart couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the back door he flew like a flash,
he tore off his robe and undid the sash.
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When what did appear to Pat, as he stood gawking,
But a coven of cultists, criminally stalking.
 
And Tyrone in his durag, and Niki's spread snatch;
Ade's settled with a long one in PCJ's lap.

When from Elon's X there arose such a clatter;
Pat parked in the fart couch (Jesus Christ he's got fatter)
 
Since I'm hell bound to be a stalker child. That's a yes to a review of The Ark (or why the fuck did he give a writing credit to his cover artist) is on the way. However a question I skipped with In the Black has surfaced again.

How does a six figure author like Patrick have so few reviews of his works? I have a few "thanks for the review copy here's some positive press" reviews for The Ark. But multiple search engines only give me Patrick being trolled on Goodreads, Patrick being an ass to people who said negative things about his books, Patrick being swatted, and Patrick mistaking the Opie and Anthony fans as a cow to go tip and getting fucked by a bull instead.

By contrast, the author Brian Keene a guy that Patrick is fighting with on bluesky, there's a fuck ton of information and reviews.

I thought the troll baiting was just to signal boost his writing and hopefully his sales.
 
Harlan Wick said:
I thought the troll baiting was just to signal boost his writing and hopefully his sales.
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Fat Rick is not nearly that smart or forward thinking. I doubt he could comprehend a link between obsessively correcTing the recorD, child, and marketing visibility for his books even if his X-account depended on it.
 
Here is Patrick, just casually calling someone a pdf file on Christmas Eve. Merry Prisonmas Patrick.

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🎅🎄🐷 MERRY PIGMAS 2025!! 🐷🎄🎅

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Whatever kind of Christmas Day you have planned, just remember this - if you're not a fat middle aged lolcow who gets bulled by the internet, you're doing better than Patrick S Tomlinson.

Cheers 🍾🍻🍹

Also a little checklist of things I predict for pig's Christmas Day -

He'll tweet more than a hundred times ◽
He'll spend all day arguing with stalkers ◽
There won't be a single picture of him with friends or family ◽
He will receive at least one gift intended for children ◽
He'll talk about Die Hard or Hook and how they're Christmas classics ◽
He will be fat ✅
 
For all his crying about terrorist stalker child's this holiday season. Least we're not spending it on the cuck chair
 
Here for an another jolly Pigmas again, here’s some cult classic prezzies, and another ENJOY PRISON, STALKER CHILD.

Here’s Rick screaming at his own cum, MAH FUCKEN RIBS MAAAAAN, HE LITERALLY YELLS AT HIS OWN INFERTILE CUM MY SIDES JUST GREW EAGLE WINGS :story:
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Never enjoy Christmas, Piggertits.
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Now we're going to be screaming as we die in our jail cells. I bet the cruel warden lets the whole cell block (especially the white supremacists) shuffle by our corpses to spit on our mortal remains, just like when one of us has to take a shit. Then he'll send out the call to Pat, to come watch the corpse removal.
 
No, stalker. The only Christmas awaiting you is festive and bright. Wait for Santa. Enjoy prezzies.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Now we're going to be screaming as we die in our jail cells. I bet the cruel warden lets the whole cell block (especially the white supremacists) shuffle by our corpses to spit on our mortal remains, just like when one of us has to take a shit. Then he'll send out the call to Pat, to come watch the corpse removal.
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I wonder what our collective cause of death will be? I thought we had already chosen to blow our brains out, so why would we be screaming in a cell at the time?

Really need Rick to flesh this one out for me, especially now that he seems to have given up on Tiny Tim Sucks Penis on Venus or whatever his faux-Bri’ish thing he spent a year curling out was called.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
Here is Patrick, just casually calling someone a pdf file on Christmas Eve. Merry Prisonmas Patrick.

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once again, Rick (a member of the pedophile-ridden SFWA, and a "man" who has written books containing statutory rape, who is also friends with rapists and pedophiles both convicted and credibly accused) calling anyone a pedo is pure insanity.
 
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