Brandon Lee Kellett / Brynn Lee Kellett / Brynn Woods / Valkyrie / Valkyrie Brynn / Valkmommy_Brynn - A lying 2 time retired Iraq grifter and pornstar turned popular coomer guntuber meme

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>Valk crashes out over a videogame
>Valk nukes the tweets containing the crashout
>Valk copes like 16 hours after nuking the thread to try to salvage the scraps of their own ego.

Calling it here, if/when Valk gets exposed, it'll be because they're a massive narc and the person exposing them will probably be someone who knows Valk IRL. No sane person copes and malds about getting shit on for being a bad player in a game nearly a day later. This is genuine LTG or DSP type shit if either of the two were a little smarter and decided to grift off of dumbasses who genuinely thought there'd be a quirky tall veteran MILF out there posting thirst-traps on the internet.

https://x.com/valkmommy_brynn/status/1988014886610464888 (archive)
https://x.com/valkmommy_brynn/status/1988014039453364250 (archive)
https://x.com/valkmommy_brynn/status/1988026597577040013 (archive)
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY. FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE. FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.
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God bless you Ivan Chesnakov
 
I'm not saying we have a lurker here, but...
Meat Target said:
P90's 5.7 blah blah blah
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Brynn(don), we all make financially irresponsible decisions once in a while. But I cannot ignore the span of time between these comments and this video.

If you're tryna curry favor with your drunken shitposting detractors here on this gossip site, then put that money towards your kids and kitties.
 
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Caligura said:
This troon is now grave dancing on Kirk despite having "felt sorry" for his death back in September.
The world’s slowest 30.06 or magical Jesus bones . You decide.mp4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2tcOpW0fM8
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God, his torso is so misshapen. How fucking autistic do you have to be to see the big (bolt on) tits and ignore the massive shoulders? Even if you're not chudpilled enough to realize he's a tranny, don't you at least recognize that he's a malformed abomination?
 
Surfin Terf said:
God, his torso is so misshapen. How fucking autistic do you have to be to see the big (bolt on) tits and ignore the massive shoulders? Even if you're not chudpilled enough to realize he's a tranny, don't you at least recognize that he's a malformed abomination?
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The boomer-coomers in his Instagram feed continue to fall for it as usual.
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Take your bets on which guntuber he'll sexually harrass if he gets in.


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Bonus Winner Winner Chicken Dinner if you correctly guess which one returns Valk's advances and outs himself as a fag (Karl Kasarda and GarandThumb don't count).
 
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Meat Target said:
Bonus Winner Winner Chicken Dinner if you correctly guess which one returns Valk's advances and outs himself as a fag (Karl Kasarda and GarandThumb don't count).
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DEAD BIRD said:
Yeah sorry, none here, you took out the only two people I would assume would at all return those advances lmfao.
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Does Mat Best still count as a guntuber? I haven't seen much of his stuff lately but he did a fair amount of crossdressing in his videos back in the day.
 
I was trying to show some one else on an X post that this is a man. And the actual person found it and responded. I didn't really expect that to happen and I wasn't trying to interact with the subject of the thread.
 
"doctored", I know what I pulled was directly from a FOIA... and I noted the issues with getting the documents initially was the name. Using the "new" name allowed me to pull the documents that only had the birth name on..
Using the birth name for FOIA didn't come back with any information. This required name, birth, dates of service.. even though the documents align with his statements.

Reference to that point in the thread FOIA post
 
Meat Target said:
Take your bets on which guntuber he'll sexually harrass if he gets in.


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Bonus Winner Winner Chicken Dinner if you correctly guess which one returns Valk's advances and outs himself as a fag (Karl Kasarda and GarandThumb don't count).
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So I've never heard of this person, I look at his youtube channel, 3 million subscribers. Why is it that other youtube gun channels don't have an issue going to shot show with far fewer subs? Ok, so I look at his videos... 50-100k views typically. And somehow the oldest video on this channel is only 2 years old. Ok, so maybe it's the hundreds of shorts? no, because it takes scrolling quite a bit to even get to one with 300k views yet somehow in their first year of videos managed to repeatedly break 1 million views per short, with some even hitting 40-50 million, and one hitting 358 million?

This is clearly a botted channel and doesn't do shit for covering firearms, so why the fuck would they get an invite to SHOT show? Just because they've got some viewbotted videos of a jiggling ass loaded up with fat from plastic surgery? That doesn't do anything for the firearm industry.
 
Devious Dave said:
I was trying to show some one else on an X post that this is a man. And the actual person found it and responded. I didn't really expect that to happen and I wasn't trying to interact with the subject of the thread.
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You have created comedy gold. Geg
 
Devious Dave said:
I was trying to show some one else on an X post that this is a man. And the actual person found it and responded. I didn't really expect that to happen and I wasn't trying to interact with the subject of the thread.
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Bad form using your KF username somewhere else.
 
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