😵‍💫 Skitzocow Tutz Honeychurch / Trudie Le’alani Toshie Honeychurch-Rosa / Rosa Trudie Honeychurch - Schizoid nuisance emailer, Murder case obsessive, Devout Christian, Devout Muslim, Devout Mormon, Devout Ra Worshipper, Congressional Candidate (Tutz Honeychurch, D-HI)

If you've heard of Tutz Honeychurch it was probably from some faggot youtuber where she's painted as the analog horror cryptid du jour and made to sound like she's carrying out her evil masterstroke by sending out thousands of undecipherable coded emails. But, like a still-active Francis E Dec, Tutz Honeychurch is likely just a schizoaffective retard bombarding universities and corporations with her rambling pdfs about spirituality, Hawaiian culture, race, her family life, and murder cases. Tutz even touches grass, occasionally, and has tried her hand at running for political office. She may even be tied, in some way, to a 40+ year old serial killer cold case.

Tits Honeychurch

First, yes, Tutz Honeychurch is her real name. Legally, anyway. Her birth name is Trudie Honeychurch Rosa but she legally changed it to Tutz. Why Tutz? King Tut? I don't know.

Real pictures of her are few and far between as Tutz has a history of using what she calls "interpretations" when sharing pictures of herself in that she shares pictures of women who she thinks look like her. The women all tend to look wildly different from each other and, certainly, from her, but there's a common thread among her interpretations that, putting it as academically as possible, can be summed up as follows:

Beep beep, awoogah, yum yum, hubba hubba, big ones, mommy, honk honk, milk truck has arrived.

Here's one where Tutz uses a picture of someone who looks absolutely nothing like her whose cans could house a small family for the winter.

Here's another very well endowed woman Tutz uses on her Facebook account. If you recognize her then congratulations on being a gooner AND on your most recent prostate exam results because that's Wendy Whoppers (semi-nsfw link), early 1990s big tit porn star.


And here's one that's just a generic, modern onlyfans whore, apparently.


Here is a picture that Tutz claims is of herself in 2006. As you can see, the milk truck must have had the day off because it does not explain why Tutz represents herself with pictures of women that have heavers the size of naval buoys.

Today she's in her mid-40s and you can see she's gotten hit hard by the middle-aged dump truck and she's not nearly as "well endowed" as she presents but, despite that, still produces plenty of milk.

Fresh Milk By eMail

Like ol' Uncle Ted Kaczynski, Tutz targets universities and corporations, sending them multi-page manifestos. Her payload was 50 pages of rants and boomer collages chatting incoherently about celebrities, her local community, peoples' races, birds, "chirping" (context unknown), religions of all kinds, murder cases, Disney, her past, her family, and many many other topics at random.


Although Tutz may come across as more together than other letter writing schizos like Francis E Dec - touching grass, interacting with other people IRL, etc - Dec's letters were able to be understood at least within Dec's logical framework. With Tutz you can kind of grasp running themes, but the content itself is stream of consciousness and not based in any logical reality, making it incredibly hard to understand. Her thoughts drift from one place to another, she makes inferences that make no logical sense, her writing is less insane prose and more dumping out a bag of Hawaii-themed magnetic poetry.

The best way to understand what she's about, or understand that you don't understand anyway, is to read one of her letters. Let's summarize all 49 pages of PDF1. Follow along here. I'll list out the key points of each page below with the particularly interesting ones highlighted:

1. Here's a little boy that was murdered in Wisconsin.
2. He's going to be reincarnated as son to a cop because Hawaii hates white people.
3. Seems to imply they killed Hawaiian racketeer and murderer, Mike Miske, and set up John B Stancil to take the heat in his stead to hide a greater conspiracy. (funny because I don't think he was dead yet at the time of writing, but he is now)
4. Says a local librarian is John Stancil's perfect wife. I have no idea if they are related to the case but strongly doubt it.
5. Indicates one of the librarians has another form, and that it is ugly.
6. Continues calling this old lady librarian not only ugly, but retarded.
7. Tutz Honeychurch goes in on a Miss Universe contestant, Shelly, for having a crazy name. States that, upon winning, Miss Universe is gifted three (3) abortions.

8. Shows off a picture of her in high school, then names her ex boyfriend, who is dead, and says that his surviving family raped him and smoked crack. Not to bury the lede, but she also seems to imply Princess Diana was a test tube engineered super soldier created to kill Prince Charles.
9. She goes off on defunct-since-2008 Aloha Airlines, calls them criminals, and starts talking about the John Stancil case again all while using pictures of those librarians for some reason.
10. Says a woman stalked her, talks about Aloha Airlines some more, then starts dumping more ass on the nice local librarians.

11. Defends the idea that one of the librarians are John Stancil's ideal wife. States that she feels it's unfair that her life was upended and she had to downgrade her lifestyle and get fired for trivial reasons such as Aloha Airlines, her employer, no longer existing.
12. She shares that she has been confirmed Catholic and also that some guy that worked with her grandfather as an engineer in the 40s was, rest assured, white.
13. She starts shitting on Siamani and Salavea families. These are not only members of her own family, but the ones she lives with at the time of writing. She says they are nazis, they starve people to death, and seems to imply all male Siamanis are rapists.
14. She singles out who may be her cousin, Georgelyn Siamani, gives her body measurements and age, and identifies her as the devil. She also states that she is Samoan and Portuguese and not white.
15. Goes into greater depth as to why Georgelyn specifically is the devil and it seems like it's because she doesn't wear a head covering in public, offending muslims. And also that she drinks coffee, offending Mormons.
16. Further goes in on Georgelyn because she smokes, drinks, smokes weed, and eats pork. Says her body measurements are 52-24-36 because she used to be homeless. Includes a picture of Moana for some reason.
17. Gives some background on the New Hampshire Bear Brook Murders
18. The killer in the Bear Brook Murders she says was reincarnated as her classmate, Lanakila (Victor), a Mormon cult leader.
19. Says the killer looks like her sister's husband, and that her sister is withholding evidence in the case.
20. Says that because the bodies in the 1970s New Hampshire murder case couldn't be identified that the 2020s Hawaii murder case of Mike Miske should be dropped.
21. Restates that the Mike Miske trial should be thrown out, but this time the text is on top of a picture of what appears to be woodland creatures from Bambi. States her birth name and legal name and says she has problems with gmail, aol, and yahoo email.
22. Feels it important to let us know that she thinks her neighbor's lot looks like Mount Butler in Hong Kong.
23. Shows that same woodland creature shot and a shot from Sleeping Beauty. Says it's a photo of a "chirping" and that the first Honeychurch's churches were built in Devon, England.
24. Makes nonsensical links between a dad that died at the age 6 years old (yes, I know) in Wisconsin and that's why the Mike Miske trial needs to be thrown out.
25. A photo of Mike Miske's son and further asserts the case should be thrown out.


26. A full page photo of Jem from Jem and the Holograms and it says "Danger, Maydeen is Mike Miske's Mom" for some reason. A truly outrageous claim, to be sure.
27. Refers to June Honeychurch as "an ancient Ivana Trump". (I don't know who this is. I see some records of a June Honeychurch moving to Hawaii a bit before Frank, but I'm not paying ancestry.com for them.) States that "Honeychurches don't belong in New Hampshire" and that because "a publically [sic] appropriate Honeychurch" is so respected that "Black people won't mess with them"
28. Shows a picture of that really fat hawaiian guy, you know the one, and says the Miske case should be thrown out.
29. Implores you to press play on the tiktok video of the jackson 5 that is just a static image screenshot of a tiktok video. Talks about back pain she used to have. Tutz states that because her back hurts from her old airport job that the Miske case should be thrown out because she won't be able to sit in a chair past 30 minutes for jury duty. I have no reason to believe she was asked to sit on that jury.


30. She shares with us that she just learned of Jason Momoa's existence, that he was sexually harassed by Lisa Bonet. She also shares that Shrek is "fully retarded." She did not intend that as a movie review.
31. Declares Carissa Coleman to be "african Lisa Bonet" and that she starves people to death.
32. She expresses that she wouldn't want Lisa Bonet's body. She also shares that she read that Shrek and Fiona were both homeless and living in their car when they met.
33. She shares that a kid on her volleyball team in high school had a big growth spurt. It is accompanied by pictures of Steve Urkel.
34. A picture of Iam Tongi, a fat ukelele player, and the caption "The Mike Miske Jr, Hawaii/USA Court-Case should be thrown out"
35. She shares a photo of her grandfather, grandmother, and mother. Then says of her mother that she is "unable to do much all-by-herself lifelong"
36. She shares a picture of her grandparents and says her grandmother looks like Emperor Hirohito. To be fair, she isn't wrong.
37. Starts talking incoherently about people that are alternate forms of Nikki Minaj and The Kardashians that are in their 60s and do drugs. Expresses that she was kidnapped between 2007-2023.
38. Starts going hard on Sharice #1. Says she was born on crack and isn't allowed to work for the airport but is now in charge of the airport.
39. Says Sharice #1 rebuilt herself as Amy Kalili, the first Hawaiian-language news reporter. Also, if you can believe it, she also says the Mike Miske trial should be thrown out.
40. She says Sharice #3 is a teacher at Kamehameha school and looks like Queen Matilda of Belgium. She says her New York based brother, Kyle, needs to get married to a woman ASAP because he is a fag. She also says the Miske trial should be thrown out.
41. Sharice #3 is unaware that she is possessed by Sharice #1 and attacks white people and her gay brother, Tutz also feels this is a nice time to share that her birth name is Trudie and that she not only does not want but cannot have a dark brown baby. She also shares a picture of Niki Minaj and the box art for Coming To America 2 starring Eddie Murphy.
42. Shares a picture of the TSA and, again Coming To America 2 and restates that she doesn't want a chocobaby. Also that the Mike Miske case should be thrown out.
43. Back to Sharice #1. Tutz declares herself Hawaiian royalty. She says princess Abby is mean and that Sharice Cabral #3 is Sharice #2 and dated a lawyer in high school. Also, Mike miske, throw the case out, you know.
44. Sharice #1 is revealed to be none other than Amy Kalili. Tutz says Mike Miske's existence calms wild females that behave like crack babies. Also, the thing about his case.
45. Says Honeychurches and Abbots owned Abbot laboratories, the "dope factory' that makes Similac and Pedialyte. (autism note: although her great aunt is Pearl Honeychurch Abbott, she did not marry THE Abbot that started Abbot laboratories. Tutz's great uncle by marriage was a celebrated aerospace engineer in his own right, but not the founder of the labs.)
46. Chatting about growth spurts, Lenny and Zoe Kravitz, and the Miske case
47. Shows pictures of family member Greg Siamani and family. Says Greg is afraid of mirrors because he will see that he is brown and that Megan starves people to death. Although his wife is in the photos, I do not believe Megan is his wife, but someone entirely unrelated.
48. We are told "DANGER: Greg Simiani's oldest-son during college-break, in California." No, that sentence does not have a predicate.
49. Explains a bit about the Megan from before, that she was ugly and 100% Japanese. Megan "psycho-stalks" people until they are ugly and starves them to death. Also, the Miske case. You know.

Lets take a closer look at some of the recurring topics of her letters:

The Honeychurch Family & The Bear Brook Murders

One of the things Trudie likes to do the most in her emails is dump ass on her family. Not much has been uncovered about them, so lets find out together.

Basically the only member of her family Tutz doesn't talk much bullshit about is her grandfather, Frank, who appears to have been a well-liked, talented engineer in the military.

Everybody else though? Fuck 'em.

Shitting on people she knows, specifically family members, comes up a lot. Take this for example:

Honolulu county records show that the owners of one of the houses that Tutz has listed herself as living at is owned by the Salavea family. And Siamani and Salavea are both surnames held by aunts on her Father's side.

As her grandmother didn't die until 2025 and was only around 50 at the time of the event mentioned above, and she was eventually let out, we can assume this wasn't dementia and, at that time, a mental health facility stay that long would be for something very serious and very schizo. But, this assumes that Tutz is a reliable historian.

Tutz's obsession with New Hampshire's Bear Brook murder case several thousands of miles away seems pretty random until you see the name of one of the victims:

Marlyse Honeychurch

Was Tutz broken by the murder of a family member? Is she trying to work through her broken state to give more details about the murders?

Fuck no, that all happened years before she was born.

But, since it keeps coming up around the internet, I mapped out five generations of her family tree.


Tutz's grandparents, Frank and Kay, have a total of 25 grandchildren, including Tutz. Could this have included Marlyse, the murder victim?

From what I can see, Marlyse was born in Connecticut and died in New Hampshire. Tutz's family has been Hawaii-based for a very long time. Here's a September 5, 1940 manifest from The Matsonia showing that, on voyage 67, Frank immigrated to Hawaii years before it was a state and there's some internal FAA newsletters showing that he was still making a career for himself out there 20 years later.


Frank moved the family to Hawaii in 1940 and lived there until he died in 2000. According to Tutz:

i'm suppose to be a mathematician engineer
like grandpa frank, mean women rights issues, after he passed away
from the rooster plans

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RIP Frank, another one claimed too soon by the rooster plans.

Ever since that the Honeychurch family, as it relates to Tutz, has stayed put in Hawaii, in fact I don't even think any have even left the island of Honolulu. Uncle Skip and cousin Justin Locke own a family truck rental business and Rodney wished condolences to the family over the loss of a local friend as recently as 2014 so every Honeychurch that is meaningfully related to Tutz and could have had a relationship to Marlyse Honeychurch were all thousands of miles away in Hawaii. If the two Honeychurches are related it's distant enough to be inconsequential.

The reality? It's probably a lot more simple. Tutz likely saw something about the case, saw the lady's name was Honeychurch and said "HOLY SHIT I'M ALSO HONEYCHUCH LITERALLY ME!"


Tutz's Spiritual Smorgasbord

Tutz's religious beliefs are incredibly important to her. Which religion? All of them.

Tutz's spiritual beliefs are more of an ontological Golden Corral, where she picks and chooses the parts she thinks are neat, leaves the rest, and still barely eats what's on her plate.

Catholicism:

We can see here from one of her emails that Tutz was officially baptized Catholic and her post about it has all the normal, relevant information one would expect about this event:

• her sponsor's name
• her baptismal name
• the reverend's name
• the race of a guy who worked with her grandfather in the engineering field 85 years ago

it's all there.

Here's a video she posted on her Youtube account showing her devout Catholic faith.




Baptist:

She's also, apparently, Baptist. Yes, Catholics and Baptists' core theology differs, but variety is the spice of life.

Here's a video she posted on her Youtube account showing her devout Baptist faith.




Muslim:



You can see in her license picture that Tutz generally wears a niquab in public. Whether she's ditched this since this 2021 picture or goes to her Catholic church decked out like Shinobi is unknown.

Here's a video she posted on her Youtube account showing her devout Muslim faith.




Mormon:

Tutz has shared Mormon works before and even appears to have gone to Brigham Young Univeristy, or participated with them in capacity enough to have a byupathway.org email in her arsenal.

Here's a video she posted on her Youtube account showing her devout Mormon faith.





Kemetic Paganism:

Tutz's love of ancient Egyptian gods and pharaohs can be seen sprinkled through her letters in her silly eye makeup and on her website for her 2016 senate run.(a)

Sorry, no videos for this one. Apparently there's less youtube shorts to share about ancient Egyptian polytheistic Paganism.

Yes, Tutz is the John Bogle of piety and she doesn't want to be the only one holding her ecclesiastical index fund, she expects you to spiritually invest too.


You may have noticed in the run-through of one of her letters that she called her likely cousin, Georgelyn, the devil because she didn't cover herself in public and ate pork (Islam), and drinks coffee (mormon).

Tutz has expressed in her letters that she no longer sits at the dinner table with her her dirty, heathen grandmother, Kay because Kay commits heinous acts that cause any good Mormon to wretch. She... eats soup.

Grandmother Kay Honeychurch, 94 years old,100%-Japanese, still eats Hot Soups, Miso Soup,and drinks Coffee, Caffeine. I cant change every“Customer” to-not eat Hot Soups, is why, I justdont sit at the meal table with Grandma.Mormons are forbidden to drinks Hot Soups andCoffee. I just don’t, talk about it, withGrandma, with “Customers”,………….

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I thought letting a Japanese woman live in Hawaii after the whole Pearl Harbor thing was pushing it, but this is just beyond the pale.

Now, yes, Mormons have basically declared soup to be fine for over 120 years now, but fuck that miso-guzzling bitch.

Despite Tutz trying to proselytize to others it could be argued that Tutz doesn't follow plenty of her own rules, including that pesky

You shall have no other gods before me.
Exodus 20:3

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or, if you prefer

And your god is one God. There is no deity [worthy of worship] except Him, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
Surah Al-Baqarah 2:163

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But I think we can all agree that defaming The Lord and holding false idols up to His level is not nearly as spiritually pressing a matter as someone sipping a caramel macchiato.

I AM TUTZ HONEYCHURCH! THANK YOU

If you listen to youtubers and redditors, Tutz Honeychurch is a mysterious figure. Possibly a sinister force for a cabal of hackers. Possibly a covert agent for russia sending coded messages in plain sight. Or maybe she's just doing this for her own nefarious ends.

Why? Because Redditors and Youtubers can't allow themselves to enjoy the ugly reality - she's just a schizo doing schizo things and that's funny.

She's not an SCP. She's not with Anonymous. She's not with the CIA. She's just a woman that was genetically predisposed to mental illness that became mentally ill and this illness expresses itself, as it has with many before, with a desire to reach out to others and share their weirdo ramblings. So laugh at them in good conscience - she wants you to!


The Frank Honeychurch Memorial Library
Tutz's Letters:


pdf1.pdf
pdf2.pdf
three.pdf
pdf11052024(1).pdf
Tutz Honeychurch Notice.pdf

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