💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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I don't believe it

Sally wouldn't let him out of the house. I don't think he's even got the keys to go back if he leaves
 
I think my favorite part of this is how you can tell John's audio is just dubbed in from his office and Raxx will just believe it.
 
He's probably with mall security right now telling them his lie story...

Chance- "Ii i ii iii it's kinda funny how as soon as I started exposing the trolls my fiance got kidnapped... kinda strange isn't it?"

Mall cop- "Wait you sent your penis to someone you thought was 14? And what's this about the music business and gloryholes?"

Chance- "NO THEY MADE IT LOOK LIKE I DID! THEY'RE THE PUNK ASS BITCHES THAT HAVE MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS!!!"

Sally- "Heeyyy mouth!"

Edit: So if it's any help I have it from a good source that Chance's cell phone appears to have been on for most of the day. Which may indicate he is out of the house. He typically turns it off a lot because people constantly call.
 
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I know this probably isn't even close to what's happening but I'm hoping Ed/Sally dropped him off at the mall thinking Cassandra will take him in and locked the doors when they got home so he can't get back in the house.
 
souschef said:
I don't believe it

Sally wouldn't let him out of the house. I don't think he's even got the keys to go back if he leaves
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Melas Zomos said:
I know this probably isn't even close to what's happening but I'm hoping Ed/Sally dropped him off at the mall thinking Cassandra will take him in and locked the doors when they got home so he can't get back in the house.
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If Sally had sense and wasn't a 43 she'd absolutely refuse to go pick him up
 
"Nova, please explain to the peepul - [audibly fights to swallow his own drool] - what the fedral charges are for kiddnapping, which - " [ChatGPT starts answering and stops as he talks over it] " - is a FELONY... a... felony fedral crime."

If he actually went to the mall to wait for her and she never showed up please dear god let there be footage somehow. Might be even better than the footage of him waiting for Tangerine Cat to show up at his house and getting progressively more confused and despondent when she never showed lmao.
 
souschef said:
I don't believe it

Sally wouldn't let him out of the house. I don't think he's even got the keys to go back if he leaves
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Yeah fr. You have a point. It's hard for us to imagine because most of us were allowed to walk or drive to the mall when we were teenagers, but Gobbo likely isn't allowed out of the house, let alone go all the way to a mall. One thing that makes it sound sort of believable to me is the mall being a feature in the story. Jake took him to the mall. Also it's just historically common for broke kids to hang around a mall, and Cyraxx is essentially a 35 year old kid with no money. But also the mall is a 20 mile drive from 339 so, it's highly unlikely that Sally dropped him off there. she's too lazy to drive that far and she knows he is a liability.
 
Oh god please let this be true. Just imagine sheer chaos with one little disfigured humanoid running around yelling about abduction
 
WellGee said:
Also it's just historically common for broke kids to hang around a mall, and Cyraxx is essentially a 35 year old kid with no money.
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Takes me back when i was a teen into metal music and would hang out with friends behind the mall to drink and smoke cigs. Raxx has the mind of a teenager, but i think even we were more mature as teenagers then we're now

Hopefully if he is at the mall someone got some footage of him scurrying about like a dumbass
 
souschef said:
Takes me back when i was a teen into metal music and would hang out with friends behind the mall to drink and smoke cigs. Raxx has the mind of a teenager, but i think even we were more mature as teenagers then we're now

Hopefully if he is at the mall someone got some footage of him scurrying about like a dumbass
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God IMAGINE that little fucker walking around. Think about what he must be dressed up like, how gaudy and unkempt he looks, how confusing his way of walking and looking around must seem to an outsider. Imagine the smell.
 
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BREAKING NEWS: Just got word from John John that Cyraxx is currently left stranded at a mall where Cassandra was abducted. He’s stranded with a Wi-Fi only phone, no battery and some pocket change. Don't know what mall yet.
 
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BREAKING NEWS: Just got word from John John that Cyraxx is currently left stranded at a mall where Cassandra was abducted. He’s stranded with a Wi-Fi only phone, no battery and some pocket change. Don't know what mall yet.
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WHAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE IS THIS: LEAVING SOMEBODY AT THE MALL IS FEDDDURALLY ILLEGAL​

 
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BREAKING NEWS: Just got word from John John that Cyraxx is currently left stranded at a mall where Cassandra was abducted. He’s stranded with a Wi-Fi only phone, no battery and some pocket change. Don't know what mall yet.
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Haha... that lines up with what I have heard... I have it from a good source that Chance's cell phone appears to have been on for most of the day. Which may indicate he is out of the house. He typically turns it off a lot because people constantly call. To elaborate further you can tell when he pushes the button that blocks an incoming call. Thereby you can tell that the phone is on.

Chance will never leave the house again after this debacle. He's probably scared shitless 🤣
 
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