💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The problem is this, yes, it's a muddled mess. But also that Patty has nothing meaningful to say.

"Poaching bad, child." Yes, okay, thank you.
I’m sorry you’re so stupid. He says that poaching is bad and sometimes the military chain of command is bad. Oh and PTSD is bad. Plus he has cool exoskeletons that are like mech suits. They call them exos.

(Taps temple and smiles smugly)


Happy new year stalker child.
 
Patrick Tomlinson literally spent the final minutes of 2025 (Milwaukee time) arguing with Holocaust deniers.
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Final tweet: (11:55 PM)
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6 million hours in MS paint.
 
And thus begins a new year. May it be full of delicious milk flowing from Patricks bitch tits directly in to our open, eager mouths.
 
It's time. The time that I've been waiting for. There goes the effortpost! :eli3:

🎇🎆:tomlinson:
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Hello, and welcome back again. Instead of nigger babbling, let's get straight into business, motherfucker.

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Into the Blue Sky of autism and lots of pedoniggers, here is Rick's blocklist, and the amount of people that blocked his FAT ass. Funnily enough, he blocked porn accounts, porn addicts; and other porn addicts, trannies and leftoids also blocked him back! That's just to show how magnificently imperial Rick is! Welcome your Nurgle reincarnate, heretics!
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In conclusion...
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Wait, WAIT!!! Not the best part yet, stalker. It's TIME for the...

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Onto the...
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Oh boy oh boy! More childing that isn't "NO CHILD"!
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>stupider
>star wars has never been dumb child
>STUPID math ruining my really good sci-fi ideas...

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Save these for later, since Bluesky is just Xitter for pedophiles.

Onto the best part.
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Let's add them in.

We have:

7,718 + 424 + 114 = 8,256 Enjoy Prisons.

And...

739 + 358 + 182 = 956 Childings.

In conclusion, we have:

🎆:tomlinson:8,256 PRISONS, 956 CHILDINGS, 912 AND 1,051 BLOCKS IN TOTAL!:tomlinson:🎆
This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
 
If you choose to spend the last hours of the year/first hours of the year arguing with Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter, you're almost as retarded as Pat and about quarter as fat as Pat.
 
If you choose to spend the last hours of the year/first hours of the year arguing with Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter, you're almost as retarded as Pat and about quarter as fat as Pat.
Maybe they do it like Joe Winko and just schedule tweets to fattycakes for the next 200 years (plus they're AI generated)

Enjoying replying to felony stalker ghosts in the machine, child.

AI will bring strange advancements with lolcows because most of their khantent is reductive and repetitive as fuck, perfectly suited for AI shit
(Patrick doesn't use AI nigger child, he doesn't even copy and paste his responses and manually types every single one out because he's a manly man who doesn't wear underwear)
 
Maybe they do it like Joe Winko and just schedule tweets to fattycakes for the next 200 years (plus they're AI generated)

Enjoying replying to felony stalker ghosts in the machine, child.

AI will bring strange advancements with lolcows because most of their khantent is reductive and repetitive as fuck, perfectly suited for AI shit
(Patrick doesn't use AI nigger child, he doesn't even copy and paste his responses and manually types every single one out because he's a manly man who doesn't wear underwear)
He simply doesn't need to wear it, child. This is the comically large bomb you lit and placed outside of Patrick's door only for him to sneakily relocate it to behind you as you crouch with your ears stopped up, only to realise the switcheroo moments before detonation, rendering you soot-blackened and smoking. Enjoy cartoon physics, stalker.
 
Those numbers would be significantly higher if it were possible to count all the text message and email replies.
If we count the time we spent rent-free in his head, we'd have invented time travel, because it would be categorically impossible to have that much time in a day.

Enjoy prison in 2026, stalker children. Wait for his trotters to knock.
 
You lack basic reading comprehension. He is saying there isn’t an argument, not that the holocaust didn’t happen.
Skilled Writer™ Patrick S Tomlinson decided to reply in such a way that "it" could reasonably refer to either the Holocaust or the argument, and given his propensity for clever and intentional writing I have to assume there's a reason he wouldn't sufficiently distinguish between a government organized extermination program and an argument he's having on twitter.
 
Skilled Writer™ Patrick S Tomlinson decided to reply in such a way that "it" could reasonably refer to either the Holocaust or the argument, and given his propensity for clever and intentional writing I have to assume there's a reason he wouldn't sufficiently distinguish between a government organized extermination program and an argument he's having on twitter.
I believe he's looking to draw out an potential nazi terror stlakers reading the tweet thread as they'll never be able to resist agreeing about the Holohoax.
 
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