💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Chinwaa said:
This is the rope attached to a barrel of bricks you were holding after deciding gravity was optional and basic arithmetic was for cowards stalker. This is you untieing the rope and sending a full barrel of bricks straight down while launching you the other way, achieving brief flight, immediate regret, and a mid-air collision with your own bad idea stalker. This is the barrel hitting the ground, breaking the bottom and releasing the bricks making the barrel lighter than you now stalker. This is you returning to earth, hitting the ground with the now spilt bricks breaking your fall stalker. This is you letting go of the rope and the empty barrel returning to the ground to make sure nothing was left undamaged stalker. Enjoy hospitalisation.
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Presumably this is the reason why Pat's not at work today.

HarblMcDavid said:
I have to assume there's a reason he wouldn't sufficiently distinguish between a government organized extermination program and an argument he's having on twitter.
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They’re the same thing, child.
 
Still aint back full time but in my semi inebriated state seeing this exchange almost made me pass out laughing
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Kane Lives said:
I'm not sure I understand. Is the bunny a known pest or something?
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Rabbits are some of the very few wildlife Pat regularly sees as he sits in his shitty adirondack chairs and drinks all day. He rarely ventures beyond the route from his hovel to the bar so he only encounters common garden and city critters.
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Kane Lives said:
I'm not sure I understand. Is the bunny a known pest or something?
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(https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1559045198151294978)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/z7lDG)

This little piece of shit has been eating the greens off the tops of the carrots in our garden when the whole fucking lawn is full of clover. He's a terrorist.

Also, while Donald Trump was under investigation for money laundering through his Atlantic City casino which failed, btw, three of the executives of said casino all died in a super convenient helicopter crash.

Trump went on to be "awarded" the single biggest fine for money laundering violations ever leveled up to that point by FinCen. More than $10 million. Guess who most of the laundering benefited. Go on. Guess.If you said "Well OBVIOUSLY it's the Russian Mafia who was also caught running an illegal gambling ring LITERALLY IN TRUMP TOWER just a few floors down from Trump's penthouse and also there was a very suspicious fire of an international 'art dealer' who died one floor below that" well holy shit are you ever on top of these things.

Anyway. Fuck this bunny, am I right?

The bunny is a terrorist who eats the greens off the tops of the carrots in Fatrick's garden when the lawn is full of clover (Fatrick's version of events). You have to click the "ALT" button on the tweet to get the "Image description" text.

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Think of it as an Easter Egg stalker.
 
Kane Lives said:
I'm not sure I understand. Is the bunny a known pest or something?
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It's @stealthybunny, one of the many cybercriminal woodland critters responsible for stalking and harassing his family. He espouses false rumors, such as claiming Patrick kidnaps gray squirrel kits (not red ones though) and assassinates rowdy raccoons that don't share his political opinions. His extensive list of crimes includes felony plant-eating, felony pooping on the fart lawnchair, felony not subduing the fat faggot that took a Sharpie to the Stealthy Bike, and felony conspiracy with @stealthybarrel. He will enjoy rotting in a cage, forever.
 
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