Patrick has WON Lolcow Emeritus for 2025, along with Rekieta and Russel Greer:
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Sweet silly, suckling little baby child, he could stay up the entire night prisoning pests, whilst Niki is sleeping in the nigger bed after her daily flatulating sesh with niggers.Hey niggers, what time does Pattycakes wake up? I can't understand current world events without his guiding light:
>thread is full of people listening to nigger opinions about this shit
>me, a gentleman and a scholar waiting for the clock in Wisconsin to advance
>any minute now I'm about to get the premiere take on this event while you faggots shovel your pleb takes on it, I will dine on the smartest thoughts about this international incident from the world's eminent thought leader
>why Wisconsin? What's so important there?
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Most of them are already posted publicly by himself and the pests, so it's normal to repost Rick pics to show his FATNESS again. I mostly take the pests' antics straight from Xitter or outsourcing their forums to snag really funny antics, which includes the Wookieposting, Diaperposting, Mailposting and so on.
Just to clarify, he left the wp-uploads directory publicly open. It isn't indexed though. So this may include things he has pasted into a wordpress post but never actually posted and later deleted or just never published.
theres something legitimately special about how fucking dumb the shit this guy comes up with is. So they're pastoral farmers with a space elevator? The space elevator is called... beanstalk? They have natives segregated into a ghetto? I see what is being attempted but it's lost in the sauce
lel I can recognize that NoobXL slop from a mile away
What is the likelyhood that Fatrick only bought the P90 because of Stargate SG-1?
About as likely as you successfully multiplying by zero, child.
Awesome. Those were my three votes.
Actually he has thrown temper tantrums about people trying to talk to him when he's alone at a bar. He's an antisocial piece of shit taking up a seat at a bar, which are meant for socializing. Actually I should say hogging a seat. Because he's fat.
Not for karaoke, because it actually takes serious skill to do well, and isn't one of those songs where a shitty rendition at least has amusement value.
Today the internet is full of bad takes about this situation, but somehow Patrick will top them all.
Tbh we black bagged Noriega for less than Maduro did. Noriega was only shipping us drugs for profit. I am convinced Maduro was doing it as an act of war.
You have to wait a bit until the democrats tell him how to think about itHey niggers, what time does Pattycakes wake up? I can't understand current world events without his guiding light:
>thread is full of people listening to nigger opinions about this shit
>me, a gentleman and a scholar waiting for the clock in Wisconsin to advance
>any minute now I'm about to get the premiere take on this event while you faggots shovel your pleb takes on it, I will dine on the smartest thoughts about this international incident from the world's eminent thought leader
>why Wisconsin? What's so important there?
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That's been mentioned by me last year. I figured he only buys guns because he sees them in TV shows.
I was aware of stargate existing but never saw it until like ten years ago and its was just NCIS but remajiggered to be an alien adventure instead of a police procedural, it's bordering on a parody of itself it's so blatant with it's propagandizing
First War Pigs, now SG1? I wasn't expecting such dogwater opinions in the Fatrick General thread. This commentary doesn't rise to the normal cerebral and scholarly standards I'd expect from KiwiFarms
