Does @Toji Suzuhara own a dakimakura (waifu pillow)?

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@Toji Suzuhara
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I think he owns a dakimakura with, like, 50% chance. His parents probably hate it and want to throw it out of his favela shack - but he resists like a true&honest Always Faithful truecel.
 
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Official Response to everyone by Ichijou:
As My Cutest Members of the Kiwi Farms Post seems to have caused some interest.
I want people to know, my top ten users I currently find the most well, cute.
Is based on people who I have either para-socially found personality cute via reading there posts in threads I find interesting on and off since 2012 in some cases @Null for example was not just included just for his voice or to be attention seeking. He likes to sit back and watch, not interact to much, as an operational praxis. But he can be very sweet in threads that are hidden away. I see that and find that cute and endearing to his character. Which makes him more attractive even though I would not find him conventionally psychically attractive.
I have not based my top 10 list on members I have not extensively seen or had little interactions with.
The thread I find the most interesting in the forums history is the Zoey thread.
However this is the first time I have ever posted or interacted in any way with it.

Ichijou: A depressing Personal History.

In 2008 I found Chris Chan, then in the 2010s I read the Cwiki, refreshing it multiple times daily for any Chris Chan updates until 2015, and naturally lurked on the CWIKI/ Kiwi Farms forum since it's inception.
But I mostly lurked not logged into an account,
My Old accounts from before Drop Kiwi Farms I only had like 3 or so posts on them going back to 2013 I believe when I mostly intoxicated so I don't even remember what my accounts where.
I lurk because I am Autistic, and get worried I will do things like my late night effort post last night on why I find users cute.
I am very unwell and on a lot of anti-biotics, I just came back from a doctors yesterday finding out I may be in a very bad medical situation.
After years of illness and not been helped by doctors.
I was rushed to do tests after a routine visit over an anti-biotic script.
I will getting results in a week or so, then seeing specialists to try and confirm and diagnosis.
I may have had permiment damage done to me from not been taken seriously because the drugs to treat the illness I likely have costs around $30 000 dollars a year, and I am calculating that into USD for you Americans.
It turns out I may have been deliberately left to die so I am not prescribed these medications for 5 years now because doctors are told not to diagnose or test properly for it unless they absolutely have to because it costs so much money for government subsidization programs .
So given than I may be in a bad way moving forward in life, Or it will all come back negative and ill just have to suffer with no support, who knows.

Ichijou: A inconsistant waifu and a stressed and traumatised on.

I work a very stressful job for not very much money that involves been exposed to extremely dehumanizing footage of people been killed every single day in the context of war.
I thought, who even cares anymore.
I wanted to be honest and explain quality's I see in people that I find cute and endearing.
And given the work I do is very dark, this forum to me is a very different place, It's everything I love about the old internet.
I won't go into more sharing as to my circumstances as I am already pushing my luck in not getting Doxxed.
So I can't reveal and more, I assume someone will doxx me anyway so as Null would say "Such is life".
But what I have stated here is in completey sincerity.
I am not stalking anyone, I just think people don't really see themselves sometimes. And I like to help.
I will respond to these posts,
But as its already around 9 am as of writing this and I need to work.
I will do so formally.
Then switch to my work.

I WILL ADD THE THE LIST AND ADD NEW USERS IN FUTURE TOP 10 CUTEST KIWI FARMS MEMBERS
As I interact with more people and naturally, meet new people.
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By Ichijou
This is the post I am referring to.
How do I not know about this? Is that true?
Regarding @Spectate he kept it private but he found that Gay Jewish Neo Nazi V Tuber interesting and endearing, he will never admit it, but you can ascertain that from Spactates Irony posts in the thread.
toji obsessed retard welfare rape
I found Avenue cute from the first time we interacted in the Keno Casino Chat, I wanted him to understand that because he seems like he is a bit shy, I think he underestimates how much someone can stand out when in a group chat of people who mostly rude and immature boys. I love the Keno Casino chat, I tend to gravitate to BPD girl failures like Zoey over Boss Man type lol cows as unless the guy is attractive, I usually find it sad or assume they are just some crass idiot.
HOWEVER I WAS WRONG ABOUT BOSSMAN.. And Keno Casino chat put me in my place. And watching him gamble live was one of the most intesnse watching experiances and was amazing.
Dam that Boss man nice, I hope he gets clean. Out of Rehab, not in Jail and stops gambling.
Never go full bear faggot.
This is in responce for someone accusing me of being that Zoey and Genshin Impact A log of that little nigger girl, pedofile guy, I am not him, or Zoey.
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man what the fuck is this
This is my thread now. And how I think will spread like a virus.
Not included 🥱
You may be in the next one, this is the first time I have seen you, so I will have to get to know oyu a bit more.
This is rigged dewd.
I know, but I will do it again, as I interact with more users and become aware of more users.
wonderful weirdos?
Am I Weird ?
never sting someone more than just telling them the truth.
Thank you, deminstrating why you made it to the list Circada ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊
Thank you !!
this gay bullshit?
I guess I am bisexual given I seem to have a prefrence for women, however as I seem to only be more Sapphic towards women sexually, I think I find men more emotionally attractive in some ways, but I don't really know. I can like anyone I don't think I really understand sexuality.
ojis family is not very supportive
That is sad, but I think Toji should use there skills at seducing Zoey and to some extent me to good use with Anime girls In real life.
Epic upvotes for my alt account!!!!
Not an alt, I think I am consitant with how I operate on the forum and also MODS IP Check will show inconsistancys, and also timezone diffrences from you ZOEY. Also ZOEY You could be on the list if you Behave yourself... You don't need to play a role to get my attention, I allready psycoanalized you. I See you.
Who we are is who we're perceived as. Perception is reality, after all.
You are correct !!
I think
e fellow cultmembers everytime
I am a new cult
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Thank you everyone, I must now depart and work, but I will have a pannic attack after work, remember my posts and return if I am not to sick or exhasted tonight or tomorrow to see how much I have embarraced myself.
Take care, I think you are all very sweet and am surprised that people are nicer to me on the forum than they are on any other platform.
Your only hope for a less ironic future
Ichijou
 
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This thread has been endlessly fascinating.

Mfw Toji might get a T&H Japanese waifu from his Brazillianposting Evangelion reaction pics (as long as he's not fat):story:

Also @Ichijou you are a cute poster. You and @CallmeCicada are my top cute posters. I am sorry you are sick. I have had people close to me on very hard antibiotics before and it can be difficult. I hope you feel better and don't die.
 
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Cutest Members of the KiwiFarms
Current top contenders.
By Ichijou

@CallmeCicada Inspired (gaslit) me into decideing to explain this dispite no one wanting me to. (other than them)
1. @Avenue is currently leading on who is the cutest member of the Kiwi Farms. For very obvious reasons, they are articulate, educated, polite, have sofistication in art and culture and also very gentle in how they present themselves.
2 @Maki Harukawa has a very interesting way of communicating that can be alluring and also comes across as slightly gentle and nice in a way that I can't really explain.
3. @Toji Suzuhara is also cute, but more ironic, and comedic. I still have to get to know them more,
4. @Joan Nyan is kind of cute too. I like cat's so I am at a disadvantage and think the pfp is cute.
5. @Catboy Ranch Dressing becosue I have a weakness for cats and they seem to have quite intillectual effort posts that are also articluate and kind of sweet.
6. @Spectate is cute in a Tsundere way that is. Also Spectate likes to pretend to be mean but it's ironey to cover a hurt soul that desiers deeper connection and abstract power-dynamic games.
7. @CallmeCicada seems cute in an ambigus way, either wanting content out of sinserly finding me doing thing's cute or entertainment which either way has an allure as danger always does, hidden in sinserity or mock sinserity.
8. @Null 's voice is cute, but as I can't project onto an anime girl or a cat artwork onto him it's harder for me to forget that he is slightly overweight. And sadly I am not attracted to him in that way. However Null honestly seems sweet and someone I could see myself reccomending someone date.
9. @Winter was nice but all I see is Bossman Jack so it kind of makes it harder to project onto him.
10. @BinaricHate has the cutest pfp I have ever seen, and deserves a mention, and also seems cute in a subversive kind of way.

Honrable mentions, many but that would take to long and this is already probably going to annoy people.
have a nice.
this has to be the worst post on the site and no im not jelaous, im actually a stoic so im not affected by not being on someones cutest poster list infact it doesnt effect me atall.
 
Normal people would say "Body Pillow"
only a REAL owner of a waifu pillow, whats it called daikon sakura? would call it whatever the correct term is.


Way to out yourself. faggot.
Rename it officially into daikonsakura already
That's good, He does not like being called a nice person.Tsundere's am i right...
Don't ever call me like that
Whoa, another Zoo-zoo thread
This is not a "zoo zoo" thread

P.S.
Ichijou be like: waah waah I get to watch all the gore and even get paid for it! I am heckin' INCONSISTANT WAIFU! IM OPPRESSED! SIMP FOR ME!
 
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