ThePozzedOutCritic
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they have decent physiques cause they're short and have small frames
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deermeat
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She looks so smol. Gymrat lil dood.
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Breaking news: women on steroids can get ripped as fuck. In other news, water is wet and the Pope is Catholic. Doesn't make them men any more than any other man-faced female bodybuilder.
If you'd like to contribute more meaningfully, please commit fully to the pooner chaser bit and find some funny doods on Grindr. Thanks in advance!
If you'd like to contribute more meaningfully, please commit fully to the pooner chaser bit and find some funny doods on Grindr. Thanks in advance!
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Oh man, I wish you'd posted more pictures of this chick because she looks like those deformed microbully dogs that show up in the Animal Breeding Horror Shows thread. Downright tragic.
Somewhere out there is a femme lesbian with acrylic talons weeping over the loss of a legendary gigabutch to the pooner plague. F, L, or whatever letter is indicative of misery these days.
Thread tax.
A straight girl suffers the typical straight girl problem of finding men attractive but lacking as actual companions. I find misandry especially amusing out of TiFs because if you find men to be the more loathsome of the sexes, why are you trying so hard to impersonate them? But never shall logic and pronoun priority coexist in the same mind.
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A li'l dood is getting trolled by her buddies because they allege to a secret brotherhood that she is forever barred from on account of her being born female. This has her so upset that she's threatening to go permanently stealth to avoid ever having her manhood questioned again, even though for the most part, fucking wtih your mates is classic dude behavior. Guess she really doesn't have what it takes to be a proper bloke!
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A TiF is offended that her wife openly observes the change in FTM voices upon abusing testosterone even though "T voice" is literally a term they themselves use. But naturally, genderbread people follow the law of "rules for thee and not for me," so obviously OP's wife is the bad guy: "It's not her phrase to use, nor is it remotely her place to be talking about other people's voices like that, especially not to you, her trans guy partner," writes one commenter, proving that the second a loved one starts making transgender noises you should get the hell out of dodge lest you go blind from rolling your eyes at their whining all the time.
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Finally, a FTM copes with the dysphoria-inducing elements of Canadian cockslop Heated Rivalry by just pretending one or both of them might actually be roided out chicks and speculates what other media she can watch and project herself onto. Hm, now that I think about it, it's quite amusing that poons aren't racing to see themselves in male characters like Lennie from Of Mice and Men or Raskolnikov of Crime and Punishment despite being so eager for representation... but then again, I guess they're harder to imagine moaning and bouncing on quivering cocks.
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You and me and Jesus all know this bitch is juicing.
Comp0site Specter
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I would say "say goodbye to your balls", but well you know
AI generated waifu
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Corticosteroids are not the same as synthetic male hormones. Corticosteroids are used to suppress the immune system (think treatment of allergies or to make sure your body doesn't reject an organ transplant), and have much different uses and side effects. They obviously don't have any masculinising effect, but they are known to make skin more fragile and the immune system weaker when they're used long term and in high doses. "Steroid" just refers to the structure of the compound.
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This chick might actually be retarded. Her reddit posts are hilarious and often get downvoted even in FtM hugboxes for being too pathetic and desperate for validation.
Here's a funny post by her wondering if Lion King is transphobic for making fun of the idea of changing species
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She also consistently gets homophones wrong, as you can see above when she says "what there implying". Using the wrong there/their/they're is a pretty common mistake, but I've never seen someone mix up "our" and "are" which she does consistently.
I was hoping to find a picture of her, but none as far as I can see, however she does post some clips of her voice. The problem is that she's clearly doing some bullshit since she's always putting on an accent and is barely intelligible because she's always out of breath. For once, I don't think it's because she's an out of shape pooner, but because it's a trick to lower her voice.
No pictures, but she is a 28 year old woman in California named Jasmine and is 5'3". All of this is from a very casual skim through her Reddit posts, I didn't even look at her comments. She's an absolute goldmine.
Alas, I am no Magic Pickle, so I'm just screenshotting some of her posts and posting those here
ETA: as funny as they are, actually reading these screenshots is actually making me sad and mad that such a vulnerable girl was groomed by these freaks. Goddamnit, she's basically Chris-chan level and struggling with her own sexuality and the trauma of a drug-addicted mother (who may have some responsibility for her other problems), and then the gender cult decided to make her feel insecure in her sex and convince her to start taking cross-sex hormones. These people deserve no forgiveness, when this all falls apart remember what they did.
She is worried about getting impregnated by another woman, for Christ's sake! But we have the fucking deviants preying on her and thinking that they're the good guys.
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Izdaja Slika
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She cannot be serious. She cannot be serious. Many pooners are retards but she cannot be for realsies.
Is she implying that the 'bro code' is secret, arcane knowledge transmitted between cis men? Or perhaps written lore that is hermeneutically sealed to
non-men, like a wizard's spell scroll that just looks like gibberish to the unlearned? Google 'bro code' you unbelievable retard.
Here's the deal, toots. Normal people, even in Tranada, don't routinely mention they're 'cis' because that would be retarded, and you're retarded. If you think a pooner--any pooner anywhere ever--could look anything like the male leads in Heated Rivalry, or that any part of the story makes sense if one or both of them is a pooner, you are approaching brickhon levels of delusion.
YouTube Autist
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"esepcailly seing"
"I-- it's not like I like you or anything, b-- baka!"
"When Gotham is in ashes... THEN you have my permission to die."
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Well damn, that’s a depressing mindset to have. I could read it as her wanting to feel like she has some sort of power and control over someone (yikes). Or I could read it as she has a deep need to care for someone and for some reason thinks the only way she can do that is by being the ‘man of the house’. Pooners really do have the most messed up, anti-feminist, anti-women views. That’s one thing both troons and poons strongly have in common.
Not to mention that while financial security (what she seems to mean here because she mentions it several times in her post) is a major type of security, it’s certainly not the only one necessary for a good life. Even in the most outwardly trad-seeming, gender role aligned, boringly hetero healthy marriages, the wife is a pillar of security and support to her husband in a myriad of ways. Any husband with sense who’s in that situation is well aware of that and respects the hell out of his wife for it. Pooner is so surface level. ‘Hurr durr, man make money, money everything, that mean man is best, I want to be best so need to be man’.
The Great Ducktator
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For a long time I was a silent visitor to the farms, gawking at the freak show exhibits that Magic Pickle and others presented to us. In a court mandated effort to give back to the community, I have procured for you several specimens from the crusty parts of the internet.
Now it's the first time I am doing this. Any tips on how to format these posts better or how best to archive these things are well received.
Caution! Degeneracy ahead!
Let us start with Feral_Lyl_Linx a 23 year old smart ass, masochist and Louisianian. She goes by He/They pronouns, but still has some fem moments. With over 20 tattoos and 18 piercings she leans heavily on the bottom side in bed and on the scale. This poly pan transman has one long-distance relationship, which should not deter anyone from contacting her, because 'what happens happens'. So try your luck and she might respond to your courtship. If she isn't having one of her 'chronically ill' days. Presumably she means a bodily ailment. Or she wouldn't have needed bother mention it.
She likes:
Domination and Submission
Sadism and Masochism
Trauma-informed power play, consensual non-consent, free use and more. An alphabetically sorted list of her favourite kinks and kink related groups of interest are included in her profile.
Next up is Transboi88, a 31 year old trans - female to male genderqueer non binary sub-leaning switch monsterfucker good boy puppyboy and evolving pansexual queer demiromantic omnisexual. Or Daniel if you want to be brief. She would like you to use He/Him and They/Them pronouns.
Right off the bat she states that should you find her 'attractive enough' then you are not straight (in the head). Daniel is not really looking for a relationship but would consider it if was a pipeline from playmate to friend to partners. As she is poly-curious Daniel plans to make lots of friends once she gets to know them after the playdate.
As Daniel has a pretty time intensive athletic and professional career she is considering a 'service sub' to come clean her house, preferably on the weekends. So if your kink is to larp as the unpaid Mexican maid, Daniel is happy to help.
Oh and asking Daniel to do pretend rape (CNC) or something like that for a first meeting makes her want to ignore you. Go and assert yourself in clear, direct, non convoluted language, Daniel. Bravo!
You can also find her on CashApp as $Lycanx88 and on Onlyfans on @danibdsm.
She plays field hockey, volleyball, does martial arts, lifts weights and is a professional athlete. You can tell from her toned body.
Now, some actual, gut-wrenching tragedy. This is lilpissboi. As a young child she was raped and molested by her dad. At 20 years old she may physically be an adult but mentally she is held in arrested development at an age where pissing herself is so common that she not only has several piss fetishes, but also a diaper kink. The trauma gave her BPD and ADHD, No, she doesn't say so any of this on her profile. However I am utterly convinced that this is what happened to her. Well, as she is bisexual, her mom might also have been involved.
She claims to be in little space 24/7, i.e. all day, every day. For that reason she is looking for a man, at least 30 years old, willing if not eager to be her '24/7 daddy' and to molest her while she sits on his lap pissing herself. As she likely has no concept of what genuine love feels like she is using BDSM to grasp for anything resembling parental care and thus her daddy needs to be a 'caregiver'. While raping her. She is 5' and only 86 lb.
Psalm 23,4
Let me know if this type of content is something you want to see more of. I might do a post from time to time if so. It's a lot more degenerate and explicit than the stuff from reddit or twitter.
Now it's the first time I am doing this. Any tips on how to format these posts better or how best to archive these things are well received.
Caution! Degeneracy ahead!
Let us start with Feral_Lyl_Linx a 23 year old smart ass, masochist and Louisianian. She goes by He/They pronouns, but still has some fem moments. With over 20 tattoos and 18 piercings she leans heavily on the bottom side in bed and on the scale. This poly pan transman has one long-distance relationship, which should not deter anyone from contacting her, because 'what happens happens'. So try your luck and she might respond to your courtship. If she isn't having one of her 'chronically ill' days. Presumably she means a bodily ailment. Or she wouldn't have needed bother mention it.
She likes:
Domination and Submission
Sadism and Masochism
Trauma-informed power play, consensual non-consent, free use and more. An alphabetically sorted list of her favourite kinks and kink related groups of interest are included in her profile.
Next up is Transboi88, a 31 year old trans - female to male genderqueer non binary sub-leaning switch monsterfucker good boy puppyboy and evolving pansexual queer demiromantic omnisexual. Or Daniel if you want to be brief. She would like you to use He/Him and They/Them pronouns.
Right off the bat she states that should you find her 'attractive enough' then you are not straight (in the head). Daniel is not really looking for a relationship but would consider it if was a pipeline from playmate to friend to partners. As she is poly-curious Daniel plans to make lots of friends once she gets to know them after the playdate.
As Daniel has a pretty time intensive athletic and professional career she is considering a 'service sub' to come clean her house, preferably on the weekends. So if your kink is to larp as the unpaid Mexican maid, Daniel is happy to help.
Oh and asking Daniel to do pretend rape (CNC) or something like that for a first meeting makes her want to ignore you. Go and assert yourself in clear, direct, non convoluted language, Daniel. Bravo!
You can also find her on CashApp as $Lycanx88 and on Onlyfans on @danibdsm.
She plays field hockey, volleyball, does martial arts, lifts weights and is a professional athlete. You can tell from her toned body.
Now, some actual, gut-wrenching tragedy. This is lilpissboi. As a young child she was raped and molested by her dad. At 20 years old she may physically be an adult but mentally she is held in arrested development at an age where pissing herself is so common that she not only has several piss fetishes, but also a diaper kink. The trauma gave her BPD and ADHD, No, she doesn't say so any of this on her profile. However I am utterly convinced that this is what happened to her. Well, as she is bisexual, her mom might also have been involved.
She claims to be in little space 24/7, i.e. all day, every day. For that reason she is looking for a man, at least 30 years old, willing if not eager to be her '24/7 daddy' and to molest her while she sits on his lap pissing herself. As she likely has no concept of what genuine love feels like she is using BDSM to grasp for anything resembling parental care and thus her daddy needs to be a 'caregiver'. While raping her. She is 5' and only 86 lb.
Psalm 23,4
Let me know if this type of content is something you want to see more of. I might do a post from time to time if so. It's a lot more degenerate and explicit than the stuff from reddit or twitter.
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Thanks for sharing, and welcome! This was a good first post and a step in the horrifying trainwrecks I love to gawk at. Keep 'em coming!
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So much of what it comes down to for me in regards to yaoi/fujoshi/fandom pooners is this: Stop trying to define yourself by the entertainment you consume and stop trying to shoehorn yourself into the entertainment. Just read the m/m fanfic you like and then go about your day/life. It doesn’t need to be any deeper than that. Because it’s NOT any deeper than that! Stop looking for some secret deeper meaning in your life from entertainment.
Then again I could scream that also at troons and a wide variety of other fandom and entertainment people who have decided it needs to be made a cornerstone of their personality and influence everything they do and everything they are. They always demand ‘representation’ in their media but really, so many of them are just attempting to change themselves into a parody of what they consume by imitation. Which is especially stupid because such a great part of entertainment is being able to get a momentary look into lives or thoughts of others that are nothing like you, while still being yourself and not even leaving your house.
Destroying their life and their bodies simply because of the entertainment they consume and the things that make their bits tingle. Absolutely deranged.
Then again I could scream that also at troons and a wide variety of other fandom and entertainment people who have decided it needs to be made a cornerstone of their personality and influence everything they do and everything they are. They always demand ‘representation’ in their media but really, so many of them are just attempting to change themselves into a parody of what they consume by imitation. Which is especially stupid because such a great part of entertainment is being able to get a momentary look into lives or thoughts of others that are nothing like you, while still being yourself and not even leaving your house.
Destroying their life and their bodies simply because of the entertainment they consume and the things that make their bits tingle. Absolutely deranged.
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And this is why the term fan originated, as a shorthand for fanatic. Fans have always been nuts, and normalizing the term to refer to “a person who really enjoys the thing” just made what used to be incredibly rare behavior more widespread.
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Everything TIFs do is just copying those around them and looking for validation. Women have always looked for their in-group that will give them validation and praise. Add onto that internalized misogyny and fandom yaoi twitter. The perfect recipe for creating fujo-pooners
relpic k-popsoomer and yaoicoomer meme.
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I just came across this 100k+ member subreddit in the wild called "r/sillyboyclub", I'm not sure if it's explicitly pooner related but it definitely feels tranny/pooner-adjacent because of all the mental illness shit and one of the pinned posts from February of 2025 talking about le evil trump erasing transpipo. I'm not sure how to even describe it, so I'll just let the images speak for themselves because there is some wild cognitive dissonance here.
And by the way, this is one of two pinned posts on the subreddit.
Now that I think about it, this might fight more in the general tranny thread since it seems it's for all manner of queers.
And by the way, this is one of two pinned posts on the subreddit.
Now that I think about it, this might fight more in the general tranny thread since it seems it's for all manner of queers.
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They’re male. The more common used term is boy kisser, they’re pedophiles hiding behind a random furry meme. The boys in question are actual children, but they act like they’re just slightly self ashamed normal gays. Please find me a pooner who ended up there by mistake, there’s a million ways that would go wrong
The Husband of yer Dreams
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This seems like it’s at least partly inhabited by very troubled kids, and that makes me sad. With troons’n’poons my motto is clock’em-and-mock’em, but I hate seeing what they do to actual children. The sheer, shitty disingenuous tone of the last image is rage-inducing.