💪 Tough Guys Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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Kirtaner's 73 year old mom Noreen McLean is ebegging because she is still paying for her retard deadbeat 40 year old son. Confirms he is "still in jail" (not clear if she means jail or prison), so I guess he's been rotting in prison since his bail violation? Need money for storing his shit, his commissary, his calls, and renting a car to visit him. Guess promoting his shitcoin didn't pay out like he thought it would. Reminder that Kirtaner brought this on himself by openly bragging that he hax0red Texas Republican Party data.
Please help Aubrey Cottle's mum. Aubrey Cottle, a man many of you know through his online handle, Kirtaner, has found himself in federal custody because of a spurious complaint against him. Aubrey possesses a strong moral compass and has done so much for the online community, putting aside any regard for his own safety. His situation can only be described as purely political. He is stuck in prison for the time being and his possessions must be moved into storage by competent movers. All of this has been left to his mother to handle, but it is becoming a painful stretch to bankroll all of it by herself. This fund will help pay for the movement and storage of Aubrey's possessions as well as helping defray the costs of her visiting him two hours away from her home in Toronto. She does not own a car so must rent one each time she visits. There is also the expense of his commissary and the phone calls for him to keep in touch with the outside world. Those calls help with his mental health but they can be expensive and limited to 20 minutes each time. She has a hard time asking for help and she is not asking for the world, just some help during this trying time. Thank you so much.
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Some of her other kids apparently. Did Kirtaner ever mention his siblings? Are they all from different men? The entire clan Kirtaner suffers from TDS
 
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Ontario prison isn't that bad, eh. He's got books in there so he can self-smart himself, he can work out, play ball hockey, smoke some shitty clone and hopefully not get raped.
 
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Imagine being in jail. Imagine being a retard. Imagine being a retard in jail.

Did you ever consider not committing crimes?

Dumbass.

Reposting screaming in agony video just because it's hilarious.
 
Can you even imagine your parents naming you "Aubrey?"

They might have just named you "Faggot." Or Queer or Homo.

RollingRock2 said:
Where is this from?
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Imagine being such a weak faggot that your parents name you a gay fucking name like "Aubrey." Who names their kid a gay name like that?
 
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I'm shocked that the famously unserious Canadians are even holding him in prison. It must be because of US pressure, or maybe it's just because he's white.
 
CrunkLord420 said:
I'm shocked that the famously unserious Canadians are even holding him in prison. It must be because of US pressure, or maybe it's just because he's white.
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Pretty sure its Texas doing it.
 
Shoresy said:
Ontario prison isn't that bad, eh. He's got books in there so he can self-smart himself, he can work out, play ball hockey, smoke some shitty clone and hopefully not get raped.
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Why doesn't he just make and sell vodka in jail? I hear you can make a killing even after paying your pumper and capper.
 
RollingRock2 said:
costs of her visiting him two hours away from her home in Toronto. She does not own a car so must rent one each time she visits.
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This is enough for me to consider him a scammer. Transit in southern ontario is very good considering it's in north america. Wherever she lives in Toronto, it is likely very easy to take TTC to Ontario Transit to a local cab or uber (if he's being held in a weird area/small town that doesn't have more than like two bus routes), but if he's within 2 hours of his mum's house she doesn't need a car to visit him each time. Just a book of sudokus or some headphones.
 
Dr. Butt said:
This is enough for me to consider him a scammer. Transit in southern ontario is very good considering it's in north america. Wherever she lives in Toronto, it is likely very easy to take TTC to Ontario Transit to a local cab or uber (if he's being held in a weird area/small town that doesn't have more than like two bus routes), but if he's within 2 hours of his mum's house she doesn't need a car to visit him each time. Just a book of sudokus or some headphones.
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Tbf public transit in Canada isnt really an option anymore after what's been taking place there.
 
parody said:
Tbf public transit in Canada isnt really an option anymore after what's been taking place there.
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Oh i haven't been in a while, what happened? Islamic bus bombs like in england or what?
 
CrunkLord420 said:
Canadians destroyed their infrastructure by importing infinity pajeets (to prop up the baby boomers).
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I believe that but wouldn't that make trains and buses better because of all the slaves commuting to (I assume) toronto to do slave stuff for crazy old Irish and Jewish ladies?
I'm just saying that as a formerly professional alcoholic, I had a great time in southern Ontario vs. just across the border in Ohio when it came to being carless and unable to see. The difference was insane for two countries that are right next to each other.
 
parody said:
Pretty sure its Texas doing it.
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It's some kind of interagency dispute between the FBI & TX GOP, and CIA/CSIS. The only hope for justice is if his Ukraine friends realize he's a toxic asset and abandon him. Otherwise he's just gonna get released to commit MORE crimes with the approval of the government.

Honestly this whole case has me feeling like we should invade & annex Canada, because it's absolute bullshit that Kirtaner and his operation is allowed to exist on our border and cause problems for 20+ years and counting. It's time for it all to stop.

EDIT: You know, while I'm here, there's another connection to this that nobody has spotted yet, so here's a free tip, and it involves a parallel case involving Kirt's friend (and former ED admin) Conrad Rockenhaus:

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The Enola Gay said:
It's some kind of interagency dispute between the FBI & TX GOP, and CIA/CSIS.
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I could see Kirt getting off on this just because the case is so convoluted and retarded that no one wants to deal with it.
The Enola Gay said:
Honestly this whole case has me feeling like we should invade & annex Canada, because it's absolute bullshit that Kirtaner and his operation is allowed to exist on our border and cause problems for 20+ years and counting.
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Kirt is a larper. If he and his "operations" were as significant as he pretends to be he would've been suicided years ago.

New article dropped, his next appearance is 2/18. Bro believes he is responsible for Trump being President lol

 
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parody said:
I could see Kirt getting off on this just because the case is so convoluted and retarded that no one wants to deal with it.

Kirt is a larper. If he and his "operations" were as significant as he pretends to be he would've been suicided years ago.
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You know what isn't a larp? That the infrastructure him and his friends built has literally been used by military intelligence to regime change over a dozen countries. And the infrastructure is still being used for these things. And all of these people are pushing propaganda designed to incite a civil war in America. Him and his friends were literally helping organize the 2020 riots. They put fucking ISIS in charge of Syria. They have a FLEET of accounts with millions of followers where they encourage normies to commit terrorist attacks. People are dead because of this covert social machine Kirt and his friends are sitting on, and if anyone mentions its going on they're automatically crazy.

Why is it so important to keep sweeping this under the rug? Well if you know anything about how military intelligence actually operates, the answer here is a no brainer.
 
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