DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Which Phil is the wealthiest?
 
I disagree with people saying Phil is depressed because he's lonely. He's always wanted to be a hermit.
You can want something that is bad for you. I can understand not wanting to be around other people. I think that it's a contributing factor but ultimately I think that his depression is situational rather than chemically unbalanced clinical depression.
I believe the main source of depression is that Phil is seen as a joke, he knows he's the lolcow. He hates his "job", his audience, he's as burned out on gaming as humanly possible if he's ever actually enjoyed it beyond beating hapless kids for their quarters in the arcade. Nobody respects him or his views on anything besides a tiny amount of actual retards online.
Phil is truly at the bottom, Level 1 as Keem beckoned him. That is a horrible existence for anyone, let alone someone with a narcissistic personality.
This is really where Phil's "depression" comes from imo. He's aware of the situation he's in but has no ability to change it because he's a useless sad sack of shit that's been carried through life. Forty-three, looks like he's eighty, no friends, no family he sees, stuck in that house day after day drinking and blowing money on Amazon and mobile games. He's ugly, miserable, friendless, loveless, he has absolutely nothing going for him and no way out. If he wasn't The Guy he could improve and turn it around, but then we wouldn't be here now would we?
 
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Phil doesn't get depressed you no-load losers. He loves his lyfe, especially since he no longer needs to play games like American Tu-huhking Simulator and no longer needs the goals because he's sussessful now. Get it Chieef!?
 
Powerlevel, but I'm one of those hermits that was told for decades that I needed to socialize to be happy. I never was. Never will be.

I think Phil is there but probably for different reasons. He is completely paranoid and mistrusting of everyone, and was like that even before streaming broke his brain. The thing with King Snake, yes he's delusional about succeeding with that in practice, but I believe he was thinking about that the entire time.
 
Phil trying to portray wings as a bigger lolcow then Phil, true to some degree wings is a retard but Phil is still the bigger lolcow here. Phil does not controller throw but he deflects and lies constantly and is a sociopath and an egomaniac and has an addiction to spending money on a mobile wrestling game.
 
First stream of the new streaming week and it's.. a wings crash out... why would wings want to interact with you man you shit on him like 10 times while saying he wasn't allowed on your stream and shit.

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First stream of the new streaming week and it's.. a wings crash out... why would wings want to interact with you man you shit on him like 10 times while saying he wasn't allowed on your stream and shit.

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The crazy thing is he really doesn't understand why Wings wouldn't like him after he's trashed Wings on stream multiple times and spotlighted his detractor content. He's such an asshole. Reminds me when he described his Craig stream as "cordial" he's such a dick he doesn't even realize when he's being an asshole. Can't imagine why Wings wouldn't like you Phil!
 
First stream of the new streaming week and it's.. a wings crash out... why would wings want to interact with you man you shit on him like 10 times while saying he wasn't allowed on your stream and shit.

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Kino made the observation that it's all a power move because Phil is such an insecure little bitch. He wants to break Wings like he did Kat so Phil can say that he "fixed" Wings.
 
Valentines day animations and shit but when asked what he is doing with Kat they might go out to dinner or order in. Even though they are both off on that day they already had a "big day out"

Why would you EVER say this shit man
 
Valentines day animations and shit but when asked what he is doing with Kat they might go out to dinner or order in. Even though they are both off on that day they already had a "big day out"

Why would you EVER say this shit man
Not only that but it's 2 weeks away.

And I'm sorry, there is absolutely no way this is done outside the confines of the overpriced apartment he bought:
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I'm fully on board that Kat cuts his hair now. Either that or Curls & Twirls really hates Phil.
Can it be both?

Also, NPCSydePhil:
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Meet Back Payne (courtesy of Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs):
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X user Pat Noticer went one step further and created a mod that pulls this off:



And yes, we get the bald spot.
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If Phil had ANY sense of self-deprecation, he'd play this with the mod.
 
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