🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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@sacramento89 I don't believe this has been addressed, but whose decision was it to keep the relationship entirely off of his social media? Was there any discussion about that to begin with? Evidently, he was pretty damn public with his other long term relationships.
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Hi, It was Tom. He was so paranoid about anyone finding out about who he dated he unfollowed me and told me if i ever shared a photo of us together he would break up with me.
What is ironic about this is that he was still following Katie, his Vidcon girl, and I'm sure other egirls hes slept with throughout our relationship.
 
sacramento89 said:
Hi, It was Tom. He was so paranoid about anyone finding out about who he dated he unfollowed me and told me if i ever shared a photo of us together he would break up with me.
What is ironic about this is that he was still following Katie, his Vidcon girl, and I'm sure other egirls hes slept with throughout our relationship.
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Did you believe him at the time that sharing that you were a couple would somehow get you or him harassed? Obviously in retrospect the reason he didn't want anyone to know he wasn't single was to make it easier to cheat.

It's a pretty ridiculous ultimatum to accept. Turkey Tom is a fucking nobody. D list internet celebrity. He's treating it like he's some Kpop star who will get cancelled if his fans find out he's with someone.
 
Wow some of the songs on this playlist are so gay twink its hilarious. Definitely confirms Tom saying hes bi.

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^ this song is considered a gay anthem

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^ hes deffo thinking about Kai when listening to this one

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^ this one is very funny. Kim Petras is a trans pop star. song is about wanting to ride a guy's dick all night


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^ when @dick tha master pointed this one out I almost spit out my drink. if you've never heard this song please go and listen. its a song about being a proud drama queen. probably the most gay song on the playlist. just imagine Tom rocking to this and then proceed to laugh.


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^ primarily listened to unironically by little girls. unless its on this playlist as a joke, Tom or any male in his 20s has absolutely no business listening to this

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^ might be another joke song on the playlist because the song itself is a joke of sorts , very cheesy novelty song territory but still worth noting
 
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Ygolonac said:
Did you believe him at the time that sharing that you were a couple would somehow get you or him harassed? Obviously in retrospect the reason he didn't want anyone to know he wasn't single was to make it easier to cheat.

It's a pretty ridiculous ultimatum to accept. Turkey Tom is a fucking nobody. D list internet celebrity. He's treating it like he's some Kpop star who will get cancelled if his fans find out he's with someone.
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Well to be fair, when you are an internet celebrity, no matter how small you are compared to mainstream celebrities.

You still have an audience who you want still follow you with a certain image of yourself that you put online.

No matter how small you are, if you fuck up, your audience will leave you.
It's arguably more important considering that your audience are already as small as they are considering that you are just a D-list celebrity compared to other kinds of celebrities.

I feel like with the fact that he portrayed himself as a levelheaded person who scoffs at degeneracy in the internet, I could absolutely see why Tom would be afraid of his audience finding out that is cheating on his girlfriend. That alone, even aside all the other things that have been exposed about him would be something Tom would absolutely want to hide to not ruin his self image to his loyalish community of viewers of his channel.
 
I had a dream last night were I saw Tom at the gym and asked him for 10 thousand dollars. I don’t remember if he gave it me or not.
 
@sacramento89

I'm sorry if this is asked before and don't take this as me not enjoying the juice you provide, but do you have an actual goal with posting this? Do you want an apology from him or pursue legal action or delete the videos you mentioned in the intervieuw?

Please keep sharing the funny shit but it might be smart to have something to hold over his head incase he starts dropping stuff about you. If you have something and you wanna share i'm all for it but a dusgusting cretin like night rape tom probably does need something geld over him.
 
sacramento89 said:
a vacant house with nothing in it that he has been letting sit for like 8 months
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Out of the list of retarded financial decisions, this one's gotta be the most wasted. Bro could've easily rented that bitch out for $1,000 a month from multiple people further growing his wealth, but doesn't because I guess just having a youtube slop channel will cover all of his finances in the future. (Reminder this guy is "youtube brained" and sucks off Mr. Beast, but is so bitchmade from online banter he'd rather quit streaming than deal with people shitting on his opinions, what's wrong Thomas? I thought you were all about securing "that bag", why are you running away from easy money ventures if you're so overly focused on your "career"? Lmao)
 
MA5B said:
Today's Instagram follows update:

Added:
  • _effy9 (Wife of MDE founding member and schizophrenic Charls Carroll)
  • emperorlemon (Youtuber)
  • packgod (Youtuber)
  • scautara (Archive) (Already back on the e-girls... Tom what is you doing... this is the only one where it looks like there might be something to it. Follows Tom back.)
  • smokedope20166 (Just some wigger rapper from... Switzerland? Sure, whatever.)
Removed:
  • effinacarroll (These two look like they're just renamed accounts. _effy9 and packgod respectively. I'll see about changing the script to account for this but it's difficult to automate without access to the API).
  • packgodly
Today's update is a bit more eventful but still pretty mundane. Next update tomorrow, raw files attached.
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hi scautara here, katie let me know that i was mentioned in this thread, sadly i dont have much info on him other than the fact he followed me when i was a minor, 15 specifically (i doubt he was aware but id thought id mention it). ive only spoken to him a few times, mainly him replying to my story!
 
scautara said:
hi scautara here, katie let me know that i was mentioned in this thread, sadly i dont have much info on him other than the fact he followed me when i was a minor, 15 specifically (i doubt he was aware but id thought id mention it). ive only spoken to him a few times, mainly him replying to my story!
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@scautara So we have a definite point of reference, how old are you now?

Additionally can you give us a rough date when he first followed and made contact with you?

Finally, I’m having a hard time deciding what to do about my final question. I think it’s important we see some posts of you at that time period so we have context as to what Tom was pursuing but given you’ve said you were underage I’m conflicted.

I’ll leave it up to you to do what you think is best but our understanding of his mindset and how he saw you could clear things up.
 
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i apologise for not being very well acquainted with kiwifarms, please let me know if im doing anything wrong!! :-) picrel is a screenshot of tom following ON my 15th birthday
 

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scautara said:
hi scautara here, katie let me know that i was mentioned in this thread, sadly i dont have much info on him other than the fact he followed me when i was a minor, 15 specifically (i doubt he was aware but id thought id mention it). ive only spoken to him a few times, mainly him replying to my story!
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Scautara gave me permission to post these cause she is awaiting mod approval. She said he followed her on her 15th birthday and they were dming after. She is 18 now. Tom would have been 20 at the time messaging a 15 year old.
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So our newest Kiwi, @scautara has reached out to me via message as she’s having trouble posting at the moment and believes she might need approval from mods. I have advised her to contact @AltisticRight so she can get that done. In the meantime, I am going to post her message (with her permission) so we can get more context. As you’ll see, he friended her and began possibly began DM’ing her on her 15th BIRTHDAY.

Consequently, this is when he should have been with Kai. Certainly not helping the age play accusations, Tom. Kai, I’m sure you’re reading this, seems this is another he was trying to cheat on you with. Drop the nukes. 😁

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>joined 2023 and just turned 18
All the memes about kiwifarms being spooky deepweb are lolcow nonsense, still I really don't think any 15 year old girl needs to be lurking this hellsite. My condolences. At least you didn't get groomed by turkey tom.
 
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